Four Types of Country Americans
Please read the small paragraph at the very bottom before commenting. Also this is a positive rant, I’m not actually upset about anything lol just thought some people might think it’s interesting. Also, I feel I can make this analysis as someone who grew up in this culture, but somethings might be off.
I don’t know if anyone is actually interested in this, but I think people don’t realize how there are four different types of country people.(there’s probably more, but this is my take.) You got your rednecks, hillbillies, farmers/cowboys, and your “just the accent, food, & music people.” And don’t be dismayed if you or your local country boy doesn’t quite fit, there are mashes and misfits. I’ll be touching on some stereotypes, but I can do that as someone who fits into one of these categories.(no I’m not saying which one, that’s my business, but it’s not the last one.) Hi everyone, I’m Ally, and class is in session.
- Rednecks. These are the people who have their Christmas lights up all year long. Usually a bit more unhinged, you might find them walking around with holes in their boots, and trust me they don’t care what you think about that. The ladies may sometimes have a spray tan a shade too dark, but they love Dollar General. Despite the what you may think, they are a great time usually, and fun to be around. They are not ashamed of this lifestyle, they marry young, have lots of kids that are all over the place, and love all of them.
(usually.) They are abundant in small towns.
- Hillbillies. These are the ones that are sometimes from the Appalachians, but not always. Front porch swingers, they love their rocking chairs, and their elders. Dont be surprised if an old eighty year old granny you’re distantly related to, heard you’re pregnant and made your baby a homemade crocheted blanket, complete with the babies name embroidered on. Sweet tea is a staple, and you best believe you’re getting some kind of cornbread, sausage, and potato concoction for dinner at their house. These people are often superstitious, but honestly maybe you should listen, because you really don’t know what they’ve seen in those woods.(I’m really not kidding.)
3.Farmers/cowboys. Kind of self explanatory, grew up taking care of animals, they often grew up with several acres of land to play on. They love this land and you couldn’t rip them away if you tried. They grew up with the wildlife, and will look at you funny if you say you’ve never seen a herd of deer.(actually probably all of them would.) Stereotypically, these are the kind you’ll see wearing button shirts everywhere, but that’s kind of dying out unfortunately. They’re tough, and probably have a high pain tolerance. There’s not much to say, they’re good people.
- Just the accent, food, & music people. These people have stickers all over the back of their car. Something about “Lake Life.” These people go out to eat a lot. They didn’t really grow up like the others, just in the area. They love hanging out in parking lots, and blasting rap country.
What do they all have in common? They all love their country and their people. Also let’s not bash anyone in my comments, this is for learning and entertainment purposes only, we are not immature ignorant children who bash people we do not understand. Class dismissed.