u/AlphaBazinga

Do you think we’ll get any Aussie animals on release (other than the crocodile?) I know that we didn’t for the first game but I’m getting worried it’ll happen again

What if Arthur is reborn as Ted and he fights people and eats ass? Maybe Dutch is reborn and tries to stop him and you play as Dutch or Ted and maybe there’ll be an English and mandarin option?

Erry lesson she would say “blah blah blah don’t be so fat blah blah blah asshole” did i offend her with my weight?

I spent the last few years paranoid that this exact thing would happen. I went to the coffee shop and said my name was Charlie Kirk (to remember a great man) and the absolute libtard behind the counter said she’d rather die than honour Charlie. I just about spewed right then and there. Cops were called but nothing was done. Any idea how I can run her out of my city?

Hey, girl: are you a lesbian?

(She’ll be like : no, nothing, not me, etc.$

Ok well that’s good cause I like it straight

Good?

I beat up my dad yesterday because he told me to clean my room. Sorry. Just wanted to get it off my chest.

Think about it: we watch these birds. We can totally predict their every move.

Just what it says on the tin. They’re 22 and they never pay on time on account of “public holidays pushing back their pay by a day.” I wrote to the council to have them forcibly removed but never heard back. Anyone know the best way to get them out ASAP?

You used to be able to get a Whopper with Cheese for just $2! Kids these days will never understand just how good we had it. I’m renting my house to a couple of uni students right now and they’re frequently late on rent. Haha! At least I have my memories of a cheaper hungry jacks!

This is gonna be tough!

5. Drain Gang 1 - this guy has no name, no jobs, no rapping skills. Instant bottom tier
6. Thaiboy - cool but… nah.
7. Ecco2k - controversial but I just feel he’s not as good as the next two which are:
8. Bladee - need I explain?
9. Me.

What would you do if a tiger was running at you really fast

Achilles was incredibly overpowered but he, like most op fictional characters, surely must’ve had some sort of “kryptonite,” right? What would it be?

Sometimes I put on Jeff Buckley’s music and it just brings me to tears how shit it is…

I love Drain Gang and weed bruh. Why the hell does anyone do anything except smoke weed and listen to Drain Gang artists (and maybe Yung Lean). Can anyone please tell me why?

They should let us have the most endangered animals of all time (like vaquita, night parrot, etc.) but if one dies your entire pc/console bricks and you can never play anything again. Anyone with me on this?

It’s sad and lame and crawling with undesirable characters. What must the tourists think? Can we work together like the Amish to build a brand new street filled with cool shops and rehabilitation clinics?