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▲ 144 r/MorgantownWV

Since we're ranting about traffic, FUCK this sheetz

I genuinely fucking hate it, it's always packed and it's only of only two ways to get out of the star city chipotle.

You either risk getting fucking T-Boned by people coming out of UTC and instantly accelerating after not stopping at the stop sign.

OR

You can get stuck behind some jagoff who decides "Oh I'm gonna let the entire fucking parking lot out of this sheetz", so then you gotta wait while everyone and their grandmother pulls out of the sheetz, and then when everyone's finally out of the sheetz, the light's red again and you gotta wait another 5 minutes for it to turn green.

Worst part is, a lot of people EXPECT you to let them out of the sheetz, I almost got hit by a guy who tried to cram his big ass SUV in between me and the car in front if me

u/CantStandIdoits — 1 month ago
▲ 8 r/BarbaraWalters4Scale

Richard Nixon (1913 - 1994) could have watched Clerks, played The Elder Scrolls, and listened to Aphex Twin

Richard Nixon died on April 22nd 1994

The Elder Scrolls: Arena released on March 25th 1994

Selected Ambient Works Volume II was released on March 7th 1994

Clerks premiered at the sundance festival on January 22nd 1994

Although he probably didn't do any of these things

u/CantStandIdoits — 1 month ago
▲ 309 r/Urbex

The church fire in Cleveland th3 other day was apparently started by "Urbexers"

This is like the second building in the last 2 months that's been lit on fire by "Urbexers"

We really need to start gatekeeping this hobby a LOT more

u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago
▲ 29 r/punk

Went to my first local show, and it was amazing. Shout-out to The Jasons

Shoutout to The Jasons, really nice dudes off the stage

I also fangirled the fuck out

u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago
▲ 16 r/MorgantownWV

Anyone else see that dude standing on the side of the highway?

He was standing by where you come out of exit 1 and go right (towards the sheetz), he was just standing there completely frozen in the middle of a thunderstorm, didn't have a phone in his hands either, it looked like he was walking and just stopped.

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u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago
▲ 3 r/postal

I may be tweaking but this really sounds like Rick Hunter

I know it's Iggy Pop but when I first heard it I legitimately thoight it was Rick

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u/CantStandIdoits — 4 months ago
▲ 391 r/tifu

TIFU By welcoming a customer to the master race

Obligatory this didn't happen today but rather 3 years ago when I worked at McDonald's

I had the song "We've got a bigger problem now" by Dead Kennedys stuck in my head, and roughly about 2 minutes into the song there's a line that mentions the "master race"

This song was stuck in my head the entire day, so much so I was humming it to myself.

Eventually a customer pulls up to the window, it's about 9PM and my shift ends in an hour, and as I prepare to deliver my "Hi welcome to McDonald's" spiel, I end up mixing up a few words and delivering

"Hi welcome to the master race!"

I instantly realized what I had said and started profusely apologizing, the customer however wasn't paying attention and didn't know that I had just welcomed him into the master race.

My coworkers however, DID hear my fuck up and lost their shit laughing.

TLDR: Accidentally welcomed an unsuspecting customer into the master race

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u/CantStandIdoits — 4 months ago
▲ 0 r/McDonaldsEmployees

(USA) Mans really locked the thread because his ego got hurt

Tell me you don't know how warehouses work without telling me you don't know how warehouses work

u/CantStandIdoits — 4 months ago
▲ 3 r/HelpMeFind

Help me find this wise opium smoking turtle

I saw this comic about 1-2 months ago on twitter, it's been stuck in my head since then and I can't find it again

u/CantStandIdoits — 4 months ago