Anyone else see that dude standing on the side of the highway?

He was standing by where you come out of exit 1 and go right (towards the sheetz), he was just standing there completely frozen in the middle of a thunderstorm, didn't have a phone in his hands either, it looked like he was walking and just stopped.

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u/CantStandIdoits — 4 days ago
▲ 3 r/postal

I may be tweaking but this really sounds like Rick Hunter

I know it's Iggy Pop but when I first heard it I legitimately thoight it was Rick

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u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago
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TIFU By welcoming a customer to the master race

Obligatory this didn't happen today but rather 3 years ago when I worked at McDonald's

I had the song "We've got a bigger problem now" by Dead Kennedys stuck in my head, and roughly about 2 minutes into the song there's a line that mentions the "master race"

This song was stuck in my head the entire day, so much so I was humming it to myself.

Eventually a customer pulls up to the window, it's about 9PM and my shift ends in an hour, and as I prepare to deliver my "Hi welcome to McDonald's" spiel, I end up mixing up a few words and delivering

"Hi welcome to the master race!"

I instantly realized what I had said and started profusely apologizing, the customer however wasn't paying attention and didn't know that I had just welcomed him into the master race.

My coworkers however, DID hear my fuck up and lost their shit laughing.

TLDR: Accidentally welcomed an unsuspecting customer into the master race

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u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago

(USA) Mans really locked the thread because his ego got hurt

Tell me you don't know how warehouses work without telling me you don't know how warehouses work

u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago

Help me find this wise opium smoking turtle

I saw this comic about 1-2 months ago on twitter, it's been stuck in my head since then and I can't find it again

u/CantStandIdoits — 2 months ago

This burrito I got from sheetz is abysmal

There was so much fucking seasoning in it I literally couldn't finish it or the second burrito I ordered, there was also only meat and a small amount of shredded cheese, none of the other requested toppings I ordered

u/CantStandIdoits — 3 months ago