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“You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy”
“It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands, and we'd be waiting in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal, and the dead might be looking in to sit by our fires of turf.
Halloween... the festival of Samhain! The last great one took place three thousand years ago, when the hills ran red with the blood of animals and children”
Damn straight
Halloween III: Season of the Witch is unironically an absolute masterclass in body horror and synth-wave dread, and anyone still crying about Michael Myers not showing up is missing out on peak horror cinema.
And Tom FREAKING Atkins 🥃
This is really sad news
Dennis Haskins was my first celebrity encounter when I moved to Los Angeles in 2004. A friend and I were at a bar in Burbank down the street from Warner Brothers and NBC studios. It was karaoke night.
I was sitting at the bar, drinking my beer and enjoying the fun with my buddy. The place was packed and really rocking. I turned around at some point and the guy sitting next to me on the other stool was Dennis Haskins. He had the mustache at the time, but you could totally tell it was him.
He looked happy and was enjoying himself. I said a brief hello and didn’t disturb him beyond that. The rest of the night my friend and I were laughing because it was surreal meeting someone who we saw on tv all the time.
I’ve met many different actors, directors, and producers in my time in Hollywood, but Dennis was the first one I encountered when I first moved there. I have always remembered this meeting and tell it all the time. He seemed like a really good guy.
RIP Mr. Belding
Halloween III: Season of the Witch is a masterpiece
Imagine having the pure, unfiltered confidence to make a horror sequel where the climax is a middle-aged doctor screaming at a TV station manager to turn off a commercial. Genius!
THE CHALLIS CHRONICLES: BEER, BABES, AND THE END OF THE WORLD (MAYBE)
He excels at romantic boundary management by hitting on a traumatized young woman half his age while investigating her father's gruesome murder
Uhmmmmmmm WHAT?????
I wasn’t expecting to be so depressed this Monday morning 😂🤣😂
“Bear... bear... Big Bear... big bear chase meeeeeeee...”
“How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes”
Happy 67th Birthday to Stacey Nelkin
Happy Birthday to the awesome Stacey Nelkin!
Whether she’s hunting down the truth behind Silver Shamrock masks or giving us one of the absolute best final turns in 80s horror as Ellie Grimbridge, Halloween III: Season of the Witch wouldn't be the beloved cult classic it is without her.
Let’s show her some love today—what’s your favorite Ellie moment or line from the movie?
🎃💀🧙♀️
This looks amazing, and I wish I could go
It looks like Tom is going to be in PA doing his thing. Wish I could go
I’ll forever be stuck in the 80s
No matter how hard I try, I’m always going back to the 80s for music. It truly was the best decade for music
“The clock is ticking…”
“Be in front of your TV sets for the Horrorthon, followed by the Big Giveaway. Don't miss it. And don't forget to wear your masks. The clock is ticking. It's almost time.”
“Hey Mr. Cochran, just what is the final processing”
All credit goes to nightmare nostalgic for this amazing meme https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18Emskc6nK/?mibextid=wwXIfr
To be perfectly honest, it’s the best music
The funny thing here is that I’ve never stopped listening to 80s music. I have gone through many different phases in my life, but one thing that has always remained the same is my love for 80s music
My 80 year old mother told me yesterday that her doctor’s name is…Dr. Atkins 😂
I don’t know if I should be worried or excited because we all know where this could lead 😂🤣😂 She did mention that he likes to drink some bourbon from time to time!
In all seriousness, I thought this was hilarious considering our favorite doctor’s name is the same. I just wanted to share a funny story with y’all.
By the way, the doctor is top notch and keeping my mom healthy. I don’t personally know him, but he’s a good man
Dr. Challis is definitely going to prescribe a double shot of cheap bourbon for that skin irritation
Marge really should’ve just stuck to buying the cheap rubber masks at the local dime store
Say something nice about Santa Mira
Santa Mira is an absolute paradise if your dream vacation involves 24/7 surveillance by silent androids and a giant shamrock factory running every aspect of your life.
Honestly, nothing says "rustic charm" quite like a mandatory curfew and the exciting daily gamble of whether a late-night TV commercial will melt your kid's head into a pile of bugs
“Girls, this is Lou. Lou, these are girls”
“Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes”
Nothing like a side of psychological trauma with your lukewarm pizza
"Don't worry honey, the giant mechanized rodent with the thousand-yard stare just wants to sing to you."