People that say "Good Luck" when their partner calls and they have no trump
I hope you cheaters burn in hell.
But mostly I wish there was no chat for ranked games in 3D.
I hope you cheaters burn in hell.
But mostly I wish there was no chat for ranked games in 3D.
Pats are cooked
Cmp: 355
Attmpts: 534
Cmp %: 66.5%
Y/A: 7.3
Total TDs: 35 (29 passing, 5 rushing, 1 receiving)
INTs: 6 Rating:
101.5
best playoff QB of all time unless you're well regarded and don't understand #'s or the eye test
Bills / Dolphins have had a few dustups - the Kiko Alonso hit on Josh, Christian Wilkins bullying him and grabbing hit crotch for 4 years, some chippy games. But I can't help but like the Dolphins. They have the 2nd coolest jerseys in the league and I always liked Tua (and still defend how good he was and how electric that offense was to watch in 2022 and 2023. Now that he's been named starting QB for Atlanta I'll be rooting for him and hope he can find that magic he had a few years back
Very vinegary/acidic. First ingredient is water lol (its pretty runny)
Spur Tree scotch bonnet sauce is way better. Won't rebuy this
Saw some ppl in the States had their orders seized - though that all seems cleared up now
Any Canadians here order from them?
Bio and Scouting Report
Alexis Hernandez (OF) | 6'1 210 lbs | DOB: 10/5/2002 (23 years old)
Originally signed as an international free agent by the Boston Red Sox, Hernandez was selected by the Jays in the 2023 Rule 5 draft.
Minor League Stats (2021-2026)
| AB | HR | SB | AVG | OBP | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1,098 | 33 | 71 | .259 | .359 | .770 |
2026 Stats (A+ Vancouver)
| AB | HR | BB% | K% | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | wRC+ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 329 | 14 | 10.9% | 20.1% | .284 | .382 | .513 | .894 | 136 |
The 23 year old Hernandez has enjoyed a breakout season in 2026, with strong numbers across the board in A+. He has continued to hit well in AA after his promotion - though it is a very small sample size so far so I haven't included his stats here.
With an outfield that has question marks entering 2027 and beyond, Alexis is an intriguing prospect to keep an eye on. He has a well rounded profile with speed, defense, power, and arm strength that plays in RF and his power potential is enticing. If he can continue to hit in AA for the next 2-3 weeks we may see him as a September call-up once rosters expand.
While the Jays didn't make the biggest leap in raw percentage points, they have had the biggest relative jump in the league more than quintupling their playoff chances.
TO THE MOON!!!
Dasan Hill (P) | 6'5 165 lbs | DOB: 12/25/2005
20 year old Dasan Hill is easily the most intriguing piece of the Hoffman trade. Extremely tall and lanky, Hill has spent 2026 in A+ and has put together the following numbers:
| IP | K/9 | BB/9 | ERA | FIP | xFIP | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 45.0 | 15.4 | 7.4 | 5.80 | 3.80 | 4.17 | 1.73 |
His K/9 and BB/9 immediately stand out as reasons to be both optimistic and concerned. Ranked as the Twins #13 prospect, Fangraphs had this to say about him:
| Fastball | Slider | Curveball | Change | Control | Sits / Tops | FV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 50 / 55 | 60 / 70 | 55 / 60 | 40 / 50 | 20 / 40 | 94–98 / 99 mph | 40+ |
Hill may very well end up with four plus pitches at maturity — indeed all four of them are generating plus miss again in 2026 — but whether or not they play that way is going to depend on whether he can refine his control*, and even then it’s possible some of his repertoire (especially his fastball) will always play down due to the upright nature of his delivery. Hill is sitting in the upper 90s (for just a couple innings at a time), but the downhill plane of his* fastball makes it more hittable than you’d think*. Conversely, his* breaking pitches have awesome depth in part because of his high release. They are often so far away from the strike zone that they don’t elicit chase. The same is true of Hill’s changeup, which has nasty finish at times but too often sails on him.
This is still a very young, very projectable lefty who has room for 30 or more pounds on his wispy frame before he’s reached maturity. It’s not unusual for pitchers this young with this kind of arm speed to struggle to command it*. There’s a* power reliever outcome waiting here in the event Hill can’t improve his feel for location*, though in order to be trusted in big spots, he’ll need to improve his command at least a little bit compared to where it is currently.*
John Klein (P) | 6'5 225 lbs | DOB: 4/22/2002
Klein has had inconsistent results since his promotion to AAA last season (after having solid numbers in AA). He's also pitched in a few appearances for the Twins this year to the tune of 4 innings. His strikeout numbers are good but command has been an issue at times. His stats in AAA this year:
| IP | K/9 | BB/9 | ERA | FIP | xFIP | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 64.0 | 10.41 | 4.78 | 5.91 | 5.84 | 4.99 | 1.52 |
His scouting report via Fangraphs:
| Fastball | Curveball | Changeup | Command | Sits / Tops | FV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 50 / 55 | 40 / 45 | 40 / 50 | 30 / 40 | 94–96 / 97 mph | 35+ |
Klein is an undrafted success story who rose from Iowa Central Community College to the majors after adding bulk and velocity to his big, broad 6-foot-5 frame*. He now* touts a rise-and-run heater that can touch 97 mph, but more often sits 94-96*. It racks up respectable miss rates, but he* doesn’t yet have the secondary arsenal to keep it out of trouble*. His high-80s split-change has good action but lacks location feel, and Klein’s 80ish-mph curve has bat-missing downward bite but is mostly just a chase pitch rather than something that helps him gain the count leverage his major league opportunities have lacked.* It’s an up-down profile for now, with some seventh-inning potential due to how much capacity for growth Klein has already shown.
Dameury Pena (2B) | 5'10 150 lbs | DOB: 9/1/2005
Dameury is an undersized, light hitting infielder who has great contact and low strikeout rates, but lacks pop. After a good start to his season in A ball posting a .322/.393/.381 slash line (good for a .774 OPS), he's faced some struggles after being promoted. His stats across A and A+ this year:
| AVG | OBP | SLG | wRC+ | BB% | K% |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| .300 | .373 | .362 | 101 | 9.1% | 7.0% |
Via Fangraphs:
| Hit | Raw Power | Game Power | Run | Fielding | Throw | FV |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35 / 55 | 30 / 30 | 20 / 30 | 45 / 45 | 30 / 40 | 40 | 35+ |
The tiny Pena, who is repeating Low-A, is maybe the best pure contact hitter in the Twins system and has struck out just 6-9% of the time in each of his four pro seasons. He has uncommon twitch in his hands for a player his size and remarkable feel for hitting the ball where it’s pitched*. A complete* lack of power and physicality dilutes Pena’s offensive production below the threshold of big league likelihood. He is a singles and doubles hitter right now, and doesn’t have the obvious frame-based projection of a taller, more broadly built athlete. That isn’t ideal given the positions Pena can play. He’s gotten reps at second base and in left field, and has improved enough at the former to project there despite below-average hands. He’s tracking like a Michael Stefanic type of player.
Ty Southisene (SS) | 5'7 170 lbs | DOB: 7/8/2005
In 314 PAs split between A and A+, Ty has posted the following statlines this year:
| AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BB% | K% | wRC+ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| .311 | .431 | .378 | .809 | 13.1% | 11.8% | 126 |
Eric Longenhagen and James Fegan of Fangraphs had this to say about him:
| Hit | Raw Power | Game Power | Run | Fielding | Throw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30/50 | 20/30 | 20/20 | 60/60 | 35/45 | 50 |
The Cubs paid Southisene $1 million to bypass his commitment to Tennessee, and while we like him, we didn’t consider him a seven-figure prospect at draft time. Southisene plays with undeniable energy and hustle. He’s short, ultra-twitchy little guy with a rhythmic swing, a hand hitch trigger, average bat speed, and a pretty extreme opposite field tendency. Southisense had more walks than strikeouts in his pro debut and stole 41 bases, but he slugged under .300, which is consistent with our visual report of his power. He makes some nice plays at short because of guile and grit, but some of those plays are the kind that more typically-sized shortstops make look routine. We like Southisense as a grinder extra infielder and expect that he’ll begin to play other positions as he traverses the minors.
Brett Batemen (CF) | 5'10 170 lbs | DOB: 3/19/2002
Brett is having a solid year in AAA this season, and easily the most productive year of his professional career. His OPS of .853 is over 100 points higher than his entire minor league career average.
| AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | BB% | K% | wRC+ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| .312 | .431 | .422 | .853 | 17.3% | 18.8% | 126 |
Eric Longenhagen and James Fegan of Fangraphs gave the following scouting report on Brett:
| Hit | Raw Power | Game Power | Run | Fielding | Throw |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35/55 | 30/40 | 20/30 | 60/60 | 40/50 | 40 |
Bateman posted a .319/.406/.373 career line at Minnesota and has continued to post great on-base numbers so far in pro ball, in part because he is one of the more patient, thumb-twiddling hitters in the minors. He tracks pitches well, covers the top of the strike zone, and slaps a lot of contact to the opposite field. Bateman runs just well enough to stick in center field, and he plays the position with the sort of infectious, reckless abandon that fires up his teammates. At 5-foot-10, he’s smaller than a typical big leaguer; Giants outfielder Will Brennan (who got stronger in pro ball, but still isn’t especially powerful or big) is a fair comp for what to hope Bateman can grow into. Especially if opposing pitchers attack him fearlessly due to his lack of power, his OBP skills will probably dip if he ever gets sustained big league run. Still, Bateman’s ability to play a decent center field should keep him on the 40-man fringe for a while.
He went from an elite, 95th percentile fielder in OAA in 2024 and 2025 to 8th percentile in 2026.
Fangraphs has his defensive value sitting at -3.0 on the season. It was 8.3 and 11.9 in 2024 and 2025 respectively.
He just turned 30 in March. What do you think the reason is for this dramatic regression and do you think he'll bounce back?