u/Hot-Lingonberry-6735

I thought I got scammed when the seller didnt transfer tickets immediately a couple months ago but I got the second one a few days ago, so… it’s just sitting lol. It’s $108 If that’s too much then im willing to negotiate lmk I’ll change the listing price significantly to get this off my hands :p

https://seatgeek.com/e/events/18192031?listing=q974kq2

No matter how many safe words the five of us screamed, it seemed no one was coming to free us from this escape room.

Im seeing her in DC on the 23rd, Ive been to the venue before but idk how dedicated people are like she goes on at 7 r people gonna be out there at 5?! 🤣 Ive only seen her at a music festival before lol id appreciate tips from past concert goers

Perhaps I should’ve chosen somewhere more private, as five joggers, two cyclists, a married woman and a duck have proposed to me already.

I would kiss my husband goodnight, but I’m not wasting electricity to open and close the freezer willy-nilly now that we’re a one income household.

But staring at the wretched thing in the mirror through tears, at its planes and proportions that turn my stomach—I know how wrong she was.

The breeder didn’t bother to tell me these things craved human flesh, so how the fuck was I supposed to know?”

À rotting, impossibly tall woman who blinked sideways and dragged a thick black tongue over crowded yellow teeth— but worse was that my mom didn’t answer and nobody around seemed to notice.

I was only mildly uncomfortable at first when the boy’s father hired us as party mermaids for his 21st birthday, but the hook that pierced through my flesh was hot white, unrelenting agony and I was the last to be ‘caught’.

little did I knowed it mean ‘big big lobotomy’!!

But I fell through the floor, unfortunately the ‘-y trap’ part of the sign had faded with the years.

The only problem is, I’m in the middle of the woods and my wifi went down days ago, buuuuuut she’s zero miles away— guess we could be snowed in together if answer the door!

So when she told me she was seeing things that I couldn’t, and we weren’t safe at home, or anywhere in fact, I believed her for so many long years.

But then, I felt a cold thumb rubbing little circles into my cheek, like she’d done every evening when I got home.

Modern day leech alternative
It works well enough to relieve the tension
Thought I’d grown more sophisticated
But as usual, simply mistaken

Think that 2050 is where I live,
since I’ve got it all figured out
Tap’s run dry, rusty spout
And not a piece of advice to give

So kind, yet I’ll curl my lips
It’ll never feel genuine
Knowing neither of us are shit
It’ll never be genuine

Modern day leech alternative
It works well enough to relieve the tension
Thought I’d grown more sophisticated
But as usual, simply mistaken

Think that 2050 is where I live,
since I’ve got it all figured out
Tap’s run dry, rusty spout
And not a piece of advice to give

So kind, yet I’ll curl my lips
It’ll never feel genuine
Knowing neither of us are shit
It’ll never be genuine