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Confetti cookie bars with tart watermelon buttercream or a classic but patriotic chocolate chip cookie?

Cake Layer:

-Vanilla/Vanilla based cake mix (I used confetti)

-3 eggs

-Replace water with milk

-Replace oil with melted salted butter

1.) Preheat the oven to 350°. Combined all the ingredients and bake until a toothpick comes out clean when inserted in the middle. (20-30 minutes). Allow to cool completely and then, using the handle end of a spatula, poke holes in the top. (Last slide).

Banana Pudding Layer:

-5oz box banana cream

-3 cups cold milk (or whatever the box says, should be 3 though)

2.) Whisk together until all the clumps are out and allow to set up and pour over top of the cake. Top with 3-4 sliced bananas.

Toppings:

-8oz cool whip, thawed

-Nilla Wafers/Chessman Cookies, some crushed and some whole

-Banana slices (if you want)

4.) Spread the cool whip over top and top with Nilla wafers and more bananas. Refrigerate overnight and serve!

Do this fresh out of the oven and I mean FRESH OUT. Like still blistering hot because they’ll very quickly get too cool to fix, you have to work fast.

I’ve felt like turbo 💩 all day and have been resting and my mom presented me with this. It’s so good, y’all.

It’s a Monte Cristo sandwich. Triple decker with cheddar, swiss, ham, and turkey, battered in funnel cake batter, and deep fried, topped with powdered sugar and dipped in raspberry preserves. It’s as good as you think it is.

Apple nachos, throuple cereal, deconstructed deviled egg

You just mix blueberry pie filling and milk together

First time having something other than cheerios whilst under the influence so I’m excited 🤣

Edit: Imagine the “classic” under the deluxe flavors says “deluxe” lol.

I took everyone’s advice, fixed up everything I could. Once again, she’s not perfect but she’s pretty and that’s what counts lol. For anyone new and wondering why pink and green, it matches my logo. Changed some names to remove confusion, fixed grammatical errors, lined up the prices to the best of my abilities and removed the backgrounds and hands from all the pictures. The asterisks mean that that item is available in gluten free/can be made gluten free and it is stated at the top by my logo and such so it’s cut off on this post. And I made the payment policy and custom item sections more friendly and straight forward. I’m on the spectrum so sometimes my wording is wrong and not intended to be like that so I’m glad some of y’all helped me on that. I also renamed the gallery section to be more cutesy. Thanks for everything y’all, I greatly appreciate it!

All of the pictures are mine, the whole outline is mine and setup is mine. I used canva to put everything together because it’s easy to use and navigate and has a million colors and such. I tried to lineup the prices to the best of my abilities but some of them simply wouldn’t because the lettering didn’t allow for it. However, I did all of my own pictures for the first and second pages, isolates ones for the menu and a gallery for the second page.

The cursive on page two matches up with my logo btw and the colors being green and pink match my logo as well.

For the asterisks, it’s cut off on the post because it’s next to my logo but it’s explicitly stating that the asterisks mean that that item is also available in gluten free/can be made with gluten free ingredients.

Btw, no AI was used, the second page is just digital clip art from canva. I designed this entire menu from tip to toe, colors, fonts, layouts, everything. What do y’all think? Should I use my real pictures of my food or the clip art?

The filling on its own tastes like tiger boba but mixed with the extra buttery cookie flavor, it tastes like a buttered waffle with syrup. Way better than I thought they’d be. And the purple color? LOVE IT.

I loaded up on candy for a mixed candy bag. Well worth it. Anywhere else these probably would’ve all been $100+ worth of candy, I spent ≈$50. Plus I got more outside of this bag. All really fresh and soft too.

I got:

(Outside of bag)

-Blue Raspberry Toxic Waste Taffetti

-Taba Mallow Paw

-Mochi

-Peanut Butter Violet Crumble

-Crybaby Wax Bottles

(Inside of bag)

-Strawberry Dream Swedish Candy

-Fizzy Soda Swedish Candy

-Sour Strawberry Vanilla Bubs

-Raspberry Cream Smarties Squashies (truly elite, so good dude)

-Filled Blue Raspberry Gummies

-Circus Peanuts

-Cow Tales (my fave)

-Raspberry Cream Filled Twizzlers

-Blasted Rainbow Sour Belts

I know it’s corny as shit on my end but I didn’t know how else to ask it and I wanted to not jump right in randomly. Good transition? Funny?

As soon as we got it home, I cut it open, de-shelled it (idk how to term it lol), popped it in the fridge and now I get cold watermelon and watermelon juice!! It’s so good dude.