Thoughts From 2 Outsiders Seeing Spiderman Brand New Day
I've seen the first 3 Spiderman movies. I've seen the 90s cartoon and the infamous 60s cartoon.
I saw the movie with my father who read the comics, probably the ones from the 60s and 70s and who's late Super Hero movie was probably from the 1990s.
Both of us saw the movie less tan hour ago. And both of us reached the conclusion that we are probably never going to see another Marvel movie for quite some time.
My issues are two parts but they are related: first the movie just seems to expect me to know a bunch of information. I figured with a title like "Brand New Day" this would be at least somewhat approachable for someone who hasn't been keeping up with Marvel movies. It doesn't matter that I already knew who Bruce Branner, Frank Castle, and Jean Grey is. These are no the iterations I am familiar. The Frank Castle I know lives in a universe without Super Heroes. The Bruce Branner myself and my father has a secret identity. So these characters being here are just confusing alternative versions that are never properly introduced. Rather than trying to focus on the drama or spectacle my brain is just trying to peace together what is going on who is in this universe and what is happening," And this brings me to next issue, that even if I go through the work of inferring who these people, what their goals are, how they feel about what's happening, what they know or dont know, what happened off screen, it doesn't make the movie much better. When I did figure some things out, or come already knowing, it didn't make me care about the characters or world. I don't think the complex backstory was ever supposed to accomplish that. They are just expecting me to care because it's a familiar IP.
Do I care about New York and the people in it. Well they never gave me a much of a reason, that would normally happen by having the main character interact with common people and seeing how they are pleasant people. It also didn't help how unphotogenic the civilians were: the fat asian kid and the ugly black crone. Do I care about Mary Jane? She is not at all pleasing to look at and incredible annoying. Peter Park seems to care about her but all the reasons for this are given in a prior movie.. Do I care about Hulk or Punisher? No. Do I care about Jean Grey? Well I saw her almost kill several incident civilians purely to hurt Peter's feelings. And than during the last 20 minutes her tragic back story drops and 1 scene later, before I have time to dwell on who is in the right, she is threatening to kill the entire city. Am I really supposed to care that Frank might shoot this crappy version of Carrie White?
Overall the film just seemed to want to cram as many cameos, references, cross-overs, and advertisements for other movies in it before running to the next action scene (half of which are filler that exist purely to pad things). Even if I wasn't asking "Who are these characters?" I was asking
"Why should I care about the drama". No reason to care about the drama means I don't care if the good guy can win the race against, win the fight, solve the mystery, or talk down the villain.
My father's review was simpler," I was thinking about just falling asleep in the theatre."
Make of this what you will.