u/Over_Heed

First off: I know, the GIF quality is trash, I don’t know wtf happened on my end after saving it.

Second: This was genuinely the single worst scene in the entire series to me. It could have been made so much better if they had used this moment to have Jax start to show signs of actual remorse. In my version of this, I would have JAX press the blue button, just shoving the others aside, as the one who just “is tired of talking. just shut up and do it.” Then, have Caine pop up, absolutely furious that they just tried to abandon him, and for Jax to essentially try and offer themself up in place of the group and take full responsibility for it, actually being the one to press it, standing up for them and being the “sacrifice.” It could tie in majorly with Jax in this different timeline finally starting to realize that in many ways, both that they all have done the same for him at some point (constantly putting up with and still trying to help him), and as a show of genuine remorse for his actions, leading up to the start of an actual redemption arc that isn’t just “yeah, I bullied someone into suicide and have been physically and emotionally abusive to everyone around me for years, but I’m sad too, so… yeah.”

The best part: this timeline even works from a meta/from the author perspective, given that it still preserves the author’s favorite golden child self insert OC by arguably, making Jax even more of a special little snowflake, which I’m sure would still appeal to Goose to begin with.

in a statememt by GOOP News, an inside source, professor Adyck N. Maiass said, “Both my team and myself believe we have found clear and undeniable evidence professor James mislead, whether intentionally, or not, a large portion of his university for years.” This comes following a highly controversial discovery by professor James was deemed by the wider mathematical community as “far too extreme.”

I am just gonna say it. I LOVE my beautiful little Fart Spray Guard Dog and I love my silly little acid Flamethrower. I like how silly and dumb the dog is. He is a good little toxin spewing boi. I love my stupid fart spray flamethrower, because it’s a flamethrower I don’t even have to worry about burning myself alive with, and I find it funny and awesome hotboxing an entire street with funny spicy green air. (I am also like 95% convinced that the sterilizer may be a partial stealth weapon, because I swear this thing just doesn’t draw nearby patrols to me nearly as much as other support weapons do.) The grenade is also funny, I love having a grenade that I can chuck at my feet in a pinch and spawn funny green clouds that hurt enemies around me. Chemical Agents deserves more love.

How would you inflict pain on this rabbit? I want to punch him.

that’s it. that’s the whole thing. :)

I’m serious, roughly half of the posts and “debates“ I see here are just a different flavor of this.

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