Going through TSA at CVG yesterday and my son's backpack got moved to the side for further inspection after passing through the x-ray machine.

Going through TSA at CVG yesterday and my son's backpack got moved to the side for further inspection after passing through the x-ray machine.

Before the agent even opened the bag to look inside asked "Sir, is there anything sharp or pointy in your bag I should be aware of?" I replied no. Then he leaned in and asked "Sir, do you have goetta in your bag?".

My man knew it was goetta just from the x-ray profile. "You got me man, I'm smuggling goetta back to Orlando. I can't buy it there." My guy let us go through even though I probably had enough half melted ice packed around it to trip the liquid limit. You're awesome my dude. Thank you for letting me bring my goetta home .

u/derf_vader — 16 hours ago
▲ 70 r/Ingress

Is anyone else just ignore the three extra Red Codex series because of the price/lame face badge?

u/derf_vader — 4 days ago

Lady handed me an empty medicine bottle and asked me where in the store she could find more...

Guys it was a stock bottle for Unithroid. She handed me an empty bottle of Unithroid and asked what section it was in. I told her she needed to talk to the pharmacist for a refill because it was prescription only. That's when she told me "No, my doctor gave me this and told me it was over the ounter."

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u/derf_vader — 20 days ago

Having permanent Christmas Lights installed on your house is tacky and takes away from what makes Christmas Lights special.

Multiple houses in my neighborhood have now joined this trend of having permanent Christmas lights installed on them. The lights are color LEDs and can be programmed to move or change colors or just stay lit with a single color. Christmas Lights used to just be for Christmas and have slowly crept up to Halloween decor too, but having lights year round for St. Valentines, St. Patrick's, Easter, or July Fourth and every single day in between is just tacky. Flashing white lights on your house like a movie marquee when there's nothing celebrate? Dancing colors year round? It just looks tacky.

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u/derf_vader — 21 days ago
▲ 195 r/Ingress

I don't even know where this portal is but I want to thank the anonymous agent who has been recharging it for me for 1000 days.

u/derf_vader — 22 days ago

Disappointed there wasn't a Venture-verse version of them named Hollywood and Vine.

Would have been hooker-coded Guild villains.

u/derf_vader — 26 days ago
▲ 4 r/disney

Saw this on a birthday banner today and just thought it was funny/ironic.

u/derf_vader — 27 days ago
▲ 30 r/Ingress

This is the perfect Level 8 Glyph Sequence.

I'm pretty sure it's the only one >!that can be drawn as a single continuous line without backtracking or lifting your finger.!<

u/derf_vader — 27 days ago

Leaving work I suddenly remembered my infant was in the car with me this morning.

"Get in nerd, we're going home!" he hollered from the driver's seat as I walked up to it.

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u/derf_vader — 28 days ago

"Despite all archeaological evidence to the contrary, we can't find any mitochondrial or even paleontological evidence that a vast hominid civilization ever existed on this planet."

"Excellent, that means the weapon was a complete success."

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u/derf_vader — 1 month ago

We got in 21 cases of Pokemon mini tins today. My boss brought in an extra cashier to ring up pokebros so we could do warehouse in peace.

We sold out in three hours

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u/derf_vader — 1 month ago

When I was eleven years old I was struck by a bolt of lightning while playing in a youth soccer game.

Twenty one other children on the field died just so I could learn that I could not.

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u/derf_vader — 1 month ago