u/derf_vader

Forcing convicted pedophiles, rapists, and murderers to run back and forth across ten lanes of rush hour traffic day after day until their sentence has been carried out has not only been a ratings bonanza but has somehow made traffic faster and more efficient as well.

We had a bunch of damaged and expired Coke 12 packs and 2 liters sitting in our credit area waiting for credit. She loaded up a cart and put a bunch of it back on the shelf. Small crew this morning so no one noticed she had done it until afterwards. And she didn't notify anyone she was doing anything with Coke. It's usually just magazines, reading glasses, and gift cards. (It should have been obvious it was a credit area too. It's far from where we keep our overstock and filled with more than a hundred damaged and expired 20oz on top of all the other credits.

He took full responsibility and was cited by the officer. (I have dashcam footage of the incident)

Only after looking under my boob while drying off from my shower did I realize it was a giant engorged tick.