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▲ 5 r/WalgreensStores

Why would WPRE do this?

We had a bunch of damaged and expired Coke 12 packs and 2 liters sitting in our credit area waiting for credit. She loaded up a cart and put a bunch of it back on the shelf. Small crew this morning so no one noticed she had done it until afterwards. And she didn't notify anyone she was doing anything with Coke. It's usually just magazines, reading glasses, and gift cards. (It should have been obvious it was a credit area too. It's far from where we keep our overstock and filled with more than a hundred damaged and expired 20oz on top of all the other credits.

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u/derf_vader — 1 day ago
▲ 0 r/Car_Insurance_Help

Rear ended at a stoplight. Driver has same insurance as me. Is this an advantage or disadvantage?

He took full responsibility and was cited by the officer. (I have dashcam footage of the incident)

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u/derf_vader — 15 days ago
▲ 979 r/TwoSentenceHorror

"Huh, never noticed this mole before," my husband said as he playfully cupped my breasts while spooning.

Only after looking under my boob while drying off from my shower did I realize it was a giant engorged tick.

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u/derf_vader — 21 days ago
▲ 50 r/venturebros

If Megatron had a Venture Bros equivalent...

He'd be called MagaGun and he would still transform into a gun but it would be scaled to his robot size so it would be so huge no one could lift it or pull the trigger so he would just lay on the ground useless. Also no one would want to because his robot dick turns into the trigger. Also, in his robot form the scope on his arm would be useless because it's just the scope.

u/derf_vader — 22 days ago
▲ 3 r/WalgreensStores

Is there a way to disable this screen saver so my cashier can see if there's a pending order at a glance?

u/derf_vader — 27 days ago
▲ 13 r/Ingress

This weekly stat ain't mathing.

If the most points I can get from a single upload is 3 how did I score 4?

u/derf_vader — 1 month ago
▲ 19 r/Ingress

They should award Seasonal Tokens for each of the four Second Sunday tasks so there is an incentive for doing more than just one.

u/derf_vader — 1 month ago
▲ 354 r/cincinnati

Going through TSA at CVG yesterday and my son's backpack got moved to the side for further inspection after passing through the x-ray machine.

Before the agent even opened the bag to look inside asked "Sir, is there anything sharp or pointy in your bag I should be aware of?" I replied no. Then he leaned in and asked "Sir, do you have goetta in your bag?".

My man knew it was goetta just from the x-ray profile. "You got me man, I'm smuggling goetta back to Orlando. I can't buy it there." My guy let us go through even though I probably had enough half melted ice packed around it to trip the liquid limit. You're awesome my dude. Thank you for letting me bring my goetta home .

u/derf_vader — 2 months ago