Possibly the most extreme (but 100% genuine) first world problem I've ever had: When you go to a 'luxury' cabin and they don't say whether they'll have a 'suprise welcome hamper' so you don't know whether to buy bread and Prosecco or not

My wife and I quite enjoy occasional domestic weekend trips within the UK (usually Scotland) to stay in these isolated, picturesque little cabins that seem to be becoming increasingly popular these days.

Having done a few, we've found maybe about two-thirds of them provide a welcome hamper with local produce and often a bottle of Prosecco, but most of them keep it as a 'surprise' for when you arrive - and it really, really was an amazing surprise the first time it happened.

However, this morning I was in the supermarket in advance of heading off on one of these trips and was telling my wife about how it's annoying that I don't know whether it's worth buying a nice loaf of bread and taking it with us because we don't know if there'll be one there when we arrive...when I caught myself, and was like, Jesus Christ, listen to yourself.

Anyway, I bought a loaf, so maybe we're going to end up with too much nice bread and will have to spend some of our time lounging in the outdoor, woodfired hot tub thinking about how we're going to use it all up.

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u/elephvant — 8 days ago

Fletch on TNT tonight: When are we going to stop this charade with the officials not putting their flag up when it's clearly offside?

30 seconds later: Oh, it's a goal. Cash was playing Doue onside...

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u/elephvant — 8 days ago

Saw an interesting comment in the Guardian's (overall positive) review: "If it had been released in the early 2000s I doubt Denshattack! would have made waves."

Personally, while I get the point they're trying to make (the next line is about games like Denshattack! deserving celebration in our current era of remakes, remasters and sequels), I think I'd say I disagree.

Firstly, because while games with gameplay and structure like this were more common back then, quality games of this type did still make waves back in the 2000s. Tony Hawk's, SSX, Jet Set Radio were all both highly rated critically and popular, and they're all still well remembered even today. And Denshattack is most definitely a quality example. Enough that I think it would also still be talked about in a similar vein.

Secondly, even if we do accept there was more creativity on display back in the early 2000s, I'm pretty sure a game in which you control a train carriage in a journey across a post-climate disaster Japan, with this much style, character and just overall polish would still have stood out as being something truly different.

Curious what other people think, though. This is far from the only comparison between Denshattack! and gen 6 games (and, yeah, I 100% agree it's a fitting one), but how do people think it would have been received if it (or at least a lower fidelity version) had been released in that era?

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u/elephvant — 13 days ago

Lies of P reviewing rather nicely on Switch 2 (out on Thurs)

This is a fair bit higher than when the game originally launched. Couple of reasons for that it seems. First, this is a complete edition with the DLC, which was supposedly very good. And also a lot of places are kind of rating it for its quality as a port, which it seems to be a very high quality example of.

Plus, while soulslikes are still very common, I feel like this originally came out at the absolute peak of the literally every other game's a soulslike trend, so maybe suffered a little from overkill, whereas now it's had more time to be appreciated.

Anyway, great news that it looks to be an excellent version of an already very good game.

(Worth noting, by the way, there's a fully on cart physical release coming Oct 2nd.)

u/elephvant — 17 days ago

In the beginning, Shiggy said let there be 1-1. And there was 1-1, and Shiggy saw that it was good.

On the second day, He said populate this world with turts, and lo, the world was populated with turts, and it was good.

On the third day, Shiggy created Mario and instructed him to stomp the turts, and dressed him in overalls to hide his nakedness, for Shiggy did not like the sight of moobs.

On the fourth day, Shiggy said bring me 50 maidens and let me ruin them one by one.

On the fifth day, Shiggy said okay, that was a bit much. Just bring me 3 maidens and they don't need to come one by one, they can come all together.

On the sixth day, Shiggy whispered behind the back of his hand uh, bring me one of those, uh, ladyboys, you know, from Bangkok. I'm not, like, I'm not gay or anything. I'm just, you know, just kind of curious.

On the seventh day Shiggy ended His work and observed all that He had done. And He saw that it was good. So he rested in bed alone with a fleshlight and a dildo.

u/elephvant — 23 days ago
▲ 102 r/tomorrow

How many times a day (to the nearest hundred) do you check the Nintendo Today app?

Why isn't it more?

No, seriously, why? It only takes a second to check. You're on Reddit right now. Why? Why are you looking at Reddit when you could be looking at the Nintendo Today app?

A new 3D Mario could be announced at any second of any day. Don't you want to be the first to know? Don't you fucking care?!

u/elephvant — 24 days ago

NG Dev shmup collection

Not had a chance to try Fast Striker yet since it just arrived.

Gunlord X isn't a full shmup (although it does have shmup stages), but it's a really good run 'n' gun.

Things got a little wild with Razion Ex at its initial release and the hype for it got kind of out of hand, but is still a very strong horizontal scroller.

Gunvein is just all round excellent, although I don't think NG Dev had much to do with the game design on this one.

I also have Ghost Blade, which I think was made by a lot of the same people, but isn't an actual NG Dev title.

Overall, pretty cool output from these guys and delighted to have them all physical!

u/elephvant — 29 days ago

As a 'patient gamer' I feel like I've absolutely got it made with Switch 2

One aspect I have been absolutely loving about the Switch 2 is getting these feature rich, patched, complete with all DLC editions of epic AAA games - often at pretty reasonable prices.

Top row are all ones I already have, bottom row are ones coming out in 2026. And I'm sure there are plenty more - these are just the ones I'm interested in.

There's been so much negativity in gaming recently (understandably), but as a 'patient gamer' with a Switch 2, I feel like I'm absolutely drowning in massive, amazing, epic games - and even without waiting for the deep, deep sales, I feel like I'm getting extraordinary value from a lot of these.

Gaming in 2026 can look like an absolute dumpster fire from the outside, but if you modify your behaviour just a little bit, the reality on the ground can be that you've never had it better.

Edit: I'm confused as to why some people think this can't possibly be patient gaming. If someone's already waited years to play some of these, why are you assuming they then must get them full-price, day one on Switch 2? Outlaws has already been 50% off, FFVII Remake 65% off - plus part of the point was that all of the titles in the image come with hefty DLC expansions included.

u/elephvant — 1 month ago

This is Miyamoto. It has come to our attention that even after the release of the Nintendo Today app, some Nintendo fans still have some of these news apps installed. Please delete them now

We created the Nintendo Today app to be a one-stop shop for all the news you could possibly need to know. Why do you still feel the need for any of these other apps? Due to the fact they are neither officially licensed nor even affiliated with Nintendo, there is a grave danger Nintendo fans may be exposed to misinformation on these platforms.

Please delete them. All the information you could ever need is provided - free of charge! - on the Nintendo Today app.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Miyamoto out.

u/elephvant — 1 month ago
▲ 780 r/tomorrow

WARNING: Avoid this unlicensed slop

God damn, I want the last three hours of my life back.

When I heard Odyssey was a cinematic masterpiece, I naturally assumed it was going to be the follow up to 2026's first cinematic masterpiece, Galaxy, but not only does Miyamoto have no involvement in this bore-fest (I shit you not, literal minutes can go by without there being either a complete scene change and/or visual gag), it doesn't feature Mario at all! It doesn't even star Chris Pratt-san!

I don't know what AI slop machine shat out this travesty or how it ended up in cinemas, but please avoid at all costs and, if you have time, maybe give Nintendo a call advising them to lawyer up and get this blatant copyright infringement removed from theatres before it can poison any more minds.

u/elephvant — 1 month ago

Denshattack steams onto Switch with some very impressive reviews

Delighted to hear this sounds like it's as good as its early trailers suggested. Never know with this sort of thing if it might be style over substance, but sounds like it really sticks the landing.

Out today!

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u/elephvant — 1 month ago
▲ 20 r/starfox

As many have suggested, 2026 has laid the groundwork. I just hope they lean into what made it so great for any potential sequel - and the arcade is where they should go for inspiration

What an absolute triumph Star Fox 2026 has been! We all joked about them remaking the same game, but...turns out it was absolutely the right thing to do. It feels like the full realisation of what Star Fox could be.

And for any potential follow-up, all I really want is more of this. In other words, I hope it's another 1 hour or so per run rail shooter with branching paths just with a new story, stages and characters etc and they don't try to tack on any core game altering gimmick.

However, there will of course need to be some new mechanics to keep things fresh and differentiate it as something new, and I think the best place for inspiration in that department is the arcade scene - and in particular 2D shmups.

With challenges, medals, unlockables and multiplayer I already feel 2026 actually has a real good amount of stuff to do as it is. But what a potential sequel could add that would keep the game fun as ever for casuals but massively increase depth and replayability for more hardcore fans is the sort of complex, often almost esoteric scoring system found in many late 90s/early 2000s 2D shmups.

Whether it's chaining, some sort of colour mechanic, shot absorption or whatever, these sorts of things can often be all but ignored by those who just want to get to the end and beat the stages/challenges, but can elevate a game to masterpiece level for those who get really, really into them.

I'm a huge 2D shmup fan and the innovation found within the relatively tight restrictions of that genre at its height was incredible. It might sound counter-intuitive, but the most creative ideas and adaptions often come precisely from being forced to operate within those sorts of restrictions.

That's why I really hope the seemingly positive success of this remake gives Nintendo the confidence not to alter the classic formula too much but instead try to refine it and innovate within its confines to, hopefully, one up themselves and give us a brand new classic.

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u/elephvant — 1 month ago

Count Binface really is an independent space warrior from Sigma IX and people put it out there that he's a human comedian so he can run in our elections

I've never heard of Jonathan David Harvey. Never seen him on Mock the Week, never seen a poster for him at the Edinburgh Fringe. Plus, whenever he speaks, he's not that funny (like, he's a little amusing, but only in the same way you or I likely would be if we were interviewed by a serious political journalist while wearing a bin on our head).

The comedian thing is all a front to allow an alien being from Sigma IX to enter Parliament and take control of first Britain and then the whole planet!

(Despite that, however, I'd still vote for him given the alternative.)

u/elephvant — 1 month ago

Looking to get into ecchi puzzle games. Any recs?

I see these games all the time on the eShop and thought, hey, if they're good enough for Shiggy, they're good enough for me.

But while IGN and Nintendo Life etc all have top 10 lists for metroidvanias, platformers, strategy games etc, they never seem to have a list for ecchi puzzle games. Weird.

So, yeah, there are so many of them out there and just looking for what would be considered the Mt. Rushmore of the genre.

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u/elephvant — 1 month ago
▲ 0 r/gaming

Sony can afford to ignore physical gamers. But they still exist. Others will want to cater to them. My prediction is both sides ought to end up happy long-term with a bit of an (overdue, in my opinon) split occuring in the industry.

Gaming is kind of a weird thing because games can cover such an extraordinarily wide range of experiences. But the experience of playing Return of the Obra Dinn bears almost no relation whatsoever to that of playing Just Cause 3 beyond the fact they're both interactive media played on a screen. And yet, they are both just...games.

I predict over the next few years there's going to evolve something of a split in the industry between a more classic, traditional side and a modern, more consumerist side. The line, of course, won't always be clear, but I think it's been headed that way for some time - and I don't think it'll be a bad thing at all - with Sony's ditching of physical media accelerating whatever exactly that split turns out to be, with there supposedly being quite the overlap between physical media enjoyers and those who enjoy more classic and/or single-player focused games.

Probably the closest thing we already have is the way people make a distinction between indie gaming and AAA gaming. But the indie designator lost any sort of meaningful concrete definition long ago - despite the fact we mostly all agree on what an indie feel is.

I think we'll also finally see a positive designation for people who are into games in a kind of above and beyond way. It's always been weird to me that most other media-focused hobbies have a word for someone who's really into it - bookworm, film buff or whatever - and that you usually associate those descriptions with someone who knows a lot about that media and enjoys 'the good stuff'. With gaming it's almost the opposite. The only words we have are capital G gamer or hardcore gamer, both of which have (not unfairly) somewhat negative connotations and are often used to mock those who just 'consoom' while dismissing potentially interesting games as 'indie trash'.

And just as with other media, the line will be blurry and most people will find they enjoy things from both sides. But there will be something of a line and companies and manufacturers will more obviously cater to one side or the other.

And, hopefully, it'll be a good thing! Because everyone will get what they want. Because that's the funny thing about capitalism - yes, it leads to horrible big companies doing horrible things to make number go up, but it also means almost any niche will be catered to by someone (because that's also a way to make money), and while your more traditional, physical gamers aren't big enough to influence Sony and whatever they're planning to become, they most definitely are big enough to be worth catering to by someone.

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u/elephvant — 1 month ago

Chocobo choco choco chocobo, I'm on a chocobo, you're on a chocobo!

I've been playing Rebirth since it came out on Switch 2 over a month ago and on Saturday I reached Cosmo Canyon and I think I heard Yuffie sing that like a maximum of two times. Since then I've barely had a chance to play, but I swear ever since it has been absolutely seared into my brain. 5 days - and counting. It's in my head while I walk to work, when I'm watching the World Cup, when I wake up in the morning.

There have been a lot of catchy bits of music in this game that have got stuck in my head a wee bit, but nothing compares to this.

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u/elephvant — 1 month ago
▲ 610 r/projectsession+1 crossposts

How I feel watching all the recent gaming news - except it really, really, genuinely is kind of fine

Reading all the news about Sony, Microsoft, the Steam Machine, GTA VI, AI usage, Ubisoft etc, it can easily feel like the whole games industry's falling in around you.

Except...it's not.

I have a Switch 2 and...things genuinely are kind of fine. Not perfect, but pretty good. I got FFVII Rebirth last month and it's great. I'll probably finish it not long before a complete version of Elden Ring drops (with maybe a little intermission for Star Fox). I already have a wishlist of like 30 games. Ocarina of Time's coming later this year. For all the jokes and teeth gnashing, there will be a new 3D Mario etc eventually.

And the Switch is still only at the very beginning of its journey. I reckon I'm going to be playing this thing until the early 2030s at least. So while I don't like a lot of the news from recent days (and I absolutely do have sympathy for people losing their jobs), none of it really affects me personally as a Switch 2 gamer.

Basically, I feel like this image - the house is on fire and I'm sitting there racing Chocobos confident that even if the roof does fall in, it's going to miss me completely.

u/elephvant — 2 months ago
▲ 24 r/shmups

Wee appreciation post for Damien McFerran at Nintendo Life

We all know shmups are not as popular as they used to be. Most mainstream gaming sites barely cover them at all.

However, an interesting thing the observant might have spotted over time is the way they cheekily sneak shmups into the illustrative material for broader stories on Nintendo Life with great regularity - always with the image credit going to Damien McFerran.

And here's exhibit A. A general story about the whole Sony/physical media thing. And yet in amongst your Street Fighters, Donkey Kongs and Metroids, the shmup fan will find their eye caught by: Akai Katana, ESP Ra. De., R-Type (Delta, I think?), Kyuukyoku Tiger Heli, Psyvariar Delta, DFK and I'm pretty sure that's DOJ behind it too.

And this is not a one-off, by the way. It's very consistent and, personally, I think it's brilliant. So hats off to this guy. We appreciate it!

u/elephvant — 2 months ago

I know it's cool to hate on big AAA companies but I'm about halfway through FFVII Rebirth and, my God, Square Enix were insane for this

This game is ridiculous. I've been playing since it released and it is just so huge, the environments are so beautiful and varied and packed with detail, and everywhere is just stuffed with things to do. It's unreal.

And regardless of what anyone may think of the gameplay (I love it), I don't think anyone could deny that the time, effort and expense required to pull this off must have been immense.

There are entire games within this game. Queens Blood is fantastic, doggo Rocket League is, in my opinion, more fun than the real thing, Chocobo Racing literally does have its own game and even what's here is larger than your average dedicated kart racer from the N64 era.

And I think I paid 40 quid for it.

Seriously, while there are undoubted issues in the games industry, I think far too many people take far too much for granted what's on offer when modern games get things right - the sheer scope of this thing is outlandish and absolutely worth applauding.

u/elephvant — 2 months ago
▲ 652 r/worldcup

World Cup 26 has been mostly great so far - but this third round of fixtures has really exposed the flaws of this format. Feels like a lull before the knockouts rather than a crescendo to the groups

I've not minded having the extra teams at all. They've acquitted themselves well and, even if they hadn't, they'd still have added to the experience, in my opinion.

I always love the group stages and the first two rounds of fixtures this year were no exception - you get your first look at how the big boys are shaping up, can properly assess who might be dark horses, and there's always a shock or two, with this year again being no exception.

But with this last round of fixtures, there's been so much less drama and interest than there should have been. After their draw with Cape Verde, Spain should have been in massive trouble - their game with Uruguay could have seen them out under the old format. Instead it was of little interest. France - Norway should have been a huge game - and in a normal year it still would have been since the difference between topping the group and finishing second would be clear cut, and would have been the difference in facing Germany or Ivory Coast. Instead, it was between Ivory Coast and Sweden, which is kind of 50/50 and Norway ended up making 10 changes with the game not really mattering very much.

Even the Iran game - that late goal being ruled out should have meant Iran looking like going through at Egypt's expense then things being switched back round again as it was ruled out. Instead it probably isn't going to matter that much as Iran will very likely make it through as a best third place, and Egypt were never at risk anyway.

The occasional inconsequential match can't be helped, but there have been far too many this year - especially compared to Qatar where there was drama and real excitement in almost every group.

Of course things will ramp up again in the knockouts, but I really hope this is something FIFA attend to for 2030. I know a lot of people think 64 teams is too many but they're not going back to 32 so I'd rather 64 and proper meaningful groups than 48 teams and this format.

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u/elephvant — 2 months ago