I can't find the clip, but I just have to say:

That scene where Harvey tries to fish the dog out of the company printer, weeping while seven gags and dry heaves in the background literally made me cry laughing in my bed at 2am. It was like ugly laughing, I was laughing so hard it hurt my stomach.

The sounds were just perfect, the whole scenario just too bizarre. I can't believe how funny it was. I really wish the clip was on youtube.

https://preview.redd.it/15jejy3890th1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd1de40208383db91495230fa576c967e6cd486b

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u/plsQuestionOurselves — 13 days ago

The rise of boom-boom music is upon us and the death of melody is at hand

(Really unfinished, me don't think good)

u/plsQuestionOurselves — 23 days ago
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Does anyone remember seeing these friendly little chaps before bed when they were a kid?

I recall around the ages of 5 and 8 I would see them. If my parents put me down for bed time, but I wasn't ready to sleep, these little sprites would swim into my room out of thin air and slowly glide around for about 20 minutes. If I held my hands up they would come over to me and swim between my fingers.

I used to have a lot of horrific nightmares as a kid, but on the nights I saw these things I would sleep like a rock. My intuition was that they were my friends and they had a good nature. I actually remember on one occasion they came after I had a "man in the hat" dream, after they came and went I felt like everything was OK and I could safely return to sleep.

I know the developing mind of a child does a lot of weird stuff, I'm not saying these are literal objects that truly existed in 3D space but I definitely thought they were real when I was a kid lol.

u/Wizard-of-Awes — 25 days ago
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The fly hunter.

I believe it was toward the end of grade 7, it was really hot out and I attended a pretty rural middle school in the 2000s where we had a lot of flies infiltrating the class room.

Me and some classmates made a bit of a game out of hunting the flies throughout the months of may and June. When the last day of school came we'd had so much fun that we came up with an idea; keep the fly hunt going throughout summer break, collect the dead flies and bring them back to see who killed the most flies between July and September.

I lived in the middle of nowhere and so there were thousands of gigantic flies of all varieties on my property, I would sit on the deck swatting gigantic flies, collecting them and placing them into a ziplock bag. By the end of summer I had almost a full sandwich bag just filled with dead flies and I was so excited to see if I won the contest.

So on the first day of school I gathered my school supplies and my bag of dead flies, put them in my backpack and headed to school. When I met up with my classmates at the start of first period I excitedly asked them: "so how did you guys do on the fly hunt?" while rifling through my bag to get the fly carcasses and they responded: "fly hunt? what are you talking about? we stopped doing that on the last day of school, remember?" and I had to play it cool, as I was really fat and not very popular. I pretended that I was just looking for my pencil case and put the dead flies back in the bottom of my bag before anyone could see them and said "yeah, that was fun.. last year.. hehe. Okay see you guys at recess!".

I got home that day and shamefully dumped the bag of flies out into a bush and never spoke of it again.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves — 22 days ago

I'm certainly not what you might call a "believer", but I did have a very strange dream involving a UFO you might find interesting.

This isn't technically a sighting so there's no real picture or relevant information. If Ive broken the rules I apologize. If the post needs to be removed, no hard feelings.

(crude MS paint drawing) I just remember spotting it in the sky out of the corner of my eye where there was a lot of amnesia and teleporting afterward. I'd see the object and then be somewhere completely different with someone else. I'd say "this is weird, where was I before?" Then it would swoop down again and I'd black out another time and be somewhere else. The strangers I was with in this dream seemed worried and I think they were trying to ask me questions.That happened like 4 or 5 times, leaving me in strip malls, fields, rooftops. I felt like I had dementia lol. The dream was weird enough that I woke up after just 5 hours of sleep and couldn't go back to bed.

u/plsQuestionOurselves — 2 months ago

Oof, that hurts.

Felt like I was making real progress there. I waited like 12 hours between posts, I wonder if it was too soon? I guess I'll just carry on and see what happens.

u/plsQuestionOurselves — 3 months ago

So I feel like the synth itself is pretty decent, but is there anything off about it that might strip away it's "synthwave" status? (also ignore the animation, sorry)

I kinda don't really pay attention to genres but I did want something a little more cohesive that I could just call "synthwave".

u/plsQuestionOurselves — 3 months ago

Who might be able to tank a hit from Funky Boy? [Redline]

For those who don't know, I recommend watching the movie or a clip. He's basically an insanely powerful bio/energy weapon designed by cyborgs and is only stopped by a "Hyper disintegrator cannon" from orbit. His shriek is able to blast apart mountains.

u/plsQuestionOurselves — 3 months ago