I am due to perform in front of several thousand people this evening...
▲ 90 r/bugling+1 crossposts

I am due to perform in front of several thousand people this evening...

...and I've just cut my lip. I'll be playing the Last Post and Rouse at a bonfire event but mouthpiece now covered in blood 😦

Got a few hours for it to heal but I imagine it'll open up again.

I was trying to swallow a pill from a foil packet without having to touch it with my hands, which were dirty. Feel like a bloody fool (unsurprisingly).

Oh well, these things happen

Edit: it went pretty well. I fluffed a couple of notes but doubt many people noticed. Got a round of applause which was unexpected but very welcome. Honour to do it

u/r_spandit — 5 days ago
▲ 18 r/Jokes

I went to a fancy dress sex party under a horse chestnut tree. I dressed as Caesar altgough my evening was a bit spoiled by an eye infection

I came,

Eye sore,

I conkered

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u/r_spandit — 11 days ago
▲ 61 r/Jokes

I was set up on a blind date with a girl who had done a bit of modelling

Ugly woman but she'd painted that Airfix Spitfire really well

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u/r_spandit — 27 days ago
▲ 15 r/trumpet

Being given a Rudy Mück trumpet

A colleague/friend of mine has his late father's trumpet and is giving it to me. I've done a bit of Googling and it's not worth a great deal even in good condition (and this looks quite rough) but I'll have a go at getting it playable again. If it is destined for the lamp factory then at least it'll be a nice thing for him to have back.

3rd valve slide looks interesting. Not sure when he'll be able to get it to me

u/r_spandit — 1 month ago
▲ 2.2k r/CasualUK

Really shaken - just disturbed 2 burglars

Maybe it's not suitable for this sub but I'm still shaken. We live on an old farm and I was just walking the dog before bed when I heard the sound of a hacksaw. I shouted and 2 men jumped out from where they had been trying to cut through a security fence (there's an industrial estate next door). I chased them for a bit but they were a lot fitter than me. Police arrived really quickly but ground too warm to use the IR drone effectively (and I'm sure I heard a motorbike tearing off).

Just wanted to share. None of my friends and neighbours are awake

Edit: thank you for the comments and I got a good laugh from some of them. I'm going to buy a ram and a 6 D cell Maglite (unfortunately we already have a fat menopausal woman in the house but that's a different story). A lot of the comments have said I shouldn't have chased them. Turns out that's what I'm wired to do and fortunate they didn't stay around long enough for me to find out what would have happened if I'd caught them.

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u/r_spandit — 2 months ago
▲ 188 r/trumpet

Look what I just bought 😀

The KGUMusic Taylor Phat Boy Signature. Brand new from Ukraine 🇺🇦

I can't really hear much difference between it and my cheap Thomann although the valves certainly feel nicer.

They certainly packaged it well. Inside a padded leather case which was in a bubble wrapped back, inside a box, which was wrapped in more bubble wrap and put in a larger box. Took about an hour to find the horn!

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago
▲ 23 r/trumpet

More from the enviable collection

You've heard the phrase "all the gear and no idea". Look up the price of a DaCarbo flugelhorn 😮

This is the same player who owns 3 Harrelsons and at least 3 Stomvi instruments...

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago

Birds and the bees (well, wasps)

I previously posted about how my canvas tent that was hung up to dry had birds nesting in it. They've flown the nest now so I thought I'd store it properly. Opened it up to brush all the twigs out and found that wasps (I presume) had nested in it and eaten through the canvas in multiple places. Really annoying. I think there's enough spare canvas inside where the poncho sleeves were that I can make patches but would still rather not have to spend several hours fixing it

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago

English blackberry (bramble) booch

Been steeping for about a week. Tastes pretty good. Nice sweetness to balance out the astringent natural flavour

I've mashed the blackberries that were infusing for the above photo as they seemed plenty juicy still. I've added another load of booch so will see how that differs next week

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago
▲ 14 r/tractors+1 crossposts

Branch logging 100mm dry wood

This is supposedly about the limit for my Remet CNC branch logger but it went through no problem. Have filled a few sacks ready for the upcoming winter, which I'm sure will be wet and cold. Got a load more to process but without any help it's taking longer than it should

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago
▲ 5 r/nook

No response from Nook - is it bricked?

My Nook suddenly stopped working. I had bypassed the registration on it because I bought it and found out it was no longer supported. The charge light comes on but I can't get it to do anything.

Once I left it for a few weeks and it did change the screen to say battery was flat. I've even changed the battery but no combination of buttons will get it to do anything.

Is it beyond saving? Seems a shame to throw away

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago

Guess the engine?

Fortunately they didn't begin the start process

u/r_spandit — 2 months ago

Return hydraulic connection on Kubota B2400

My new (to me) Kubota B2400 only has a single hydraulic connector (for a tipping trailer) but I'd like to be able to run my log splitter from it. Can I undo the plug here and just fit a QR connector in?

u/r_spandit — 3 months ago
▲ 3 r/drones

Last of my DJI Mavic Pro batteries swelled

Is it worth investing in new batteries (probably aftermarket now as originals don't seem to be available) or is this drone old hat now?

Flew it today and it was fine (and fortunately landed safely) but it's going to be expensive to run if the batteries fail at this rate

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u/r_spandit — 3 months ago
▲ 5 r/CLOUDS

Noctilucent clouds over the Atlantic

Taken this morning as we flew Eastbound at 41,000'. No filter used, just the night setting on my 'phone (Nothing 3a Pro)

u/r_spandit — 3 months ago
▲ 134 r/aviation

Noctilucent clouds over the Atlantic

Not edited, just how my 'phone took them (Nothing 3a Pro) flying Eastbound this morning

u/r_spandit — 3 months ago
▲ 25 r/BYD

At least I'm not getting the poor network quality message any more! 🥵

What's the highest cabin temperature you've seen on yours?

u/r_spandit — 3 months ago