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i like autoshoot in shooter games

(joke warning)

not joking no satires rn i really like autoshoot its so easier with autoshoot i like it a ton

others who say its no skill even on a phone with screen the size of a tomato slice have brain the size of an i5-3210m cpu leg and have 1 brain cell

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u/Correct-Hat-601 — 18 days ago
▲ 1 r/thesandwichking+1 crossposts

homemade super sandwich

ingridients required:

any bread 2 buns (round/square)

caesar sauce 10g

doctor's sausage 1 slkce (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor%27s_sausage + any other sausages don't fit)

1 cheddar cheese slice (no american cheese it doesnt fit the sandwich)

3 lettuce leaves

8 cucumber slices

4 large tomato slices

RECIPE:

  1. add your bottom bun to the cooking board
  2. add 5g of caesar sauce to it and make it all across the bun
  3. add a single doctor's sausage slice
  4. add a single cheddar cheese slice
  5. add 3 lettuce leaves
  6. add 8 cucumber slices
  7. add 4 large tomato slices
  8. add 5g of caesar sauce to a top bun
  9. cover the whole sandwich with a top bun

note: you can do this as much times you can do to the top meaning you can make double or even triple super sandwich

u/Correct-Hat-601 — 22 days ago
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LORE: How was Distortion made (I SPENT TIME MAKING THIS)

Somewhere in the labs of [ CLASSIFIED ], a group of scientists was researching a weird rock they found in [ CLASSIFIED ]. One of the scientists who researched the Project Warp, said that it can theoretically make Warp — a sticky violet substance which causes local distortions and creates portals. Then, [ CLASSIFIED ], the lead weaponry engineer decided to put it into a metal shell as a joke. Then, she presses the button. BOOM. The Warpstone somehow spat out weird cyan plasma which was probably a few billion degrees Celsius at minimal, it burnt through the underground lab walls, evaporated soil's individual electrons, and caused a small forest fire. Though the casualities were just soil and dirt. Then she threw the Warpstone, and.. It exploded, making an uncontrollable localized temporary distortion which trapped everything in it and applied thousands of pounds of force if not millions. That's how it was called "Distortion". The Distortion quickly became a success and [ CLASSIFIED ]'s best weapon. It quickly spread to Sensei & Co and Nosniy Inc. Many people didn't like it because it spreaded the plasma pellets and cost way too much and that Gunblade is more reliable.

By the way, the organization's color who made the Distortion is cyan.

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u/Correct-Hat-601 — 28 days ago