u/Diverse0Ne

"She rockin my bed ah ah she bad bad bad she driving me mad I'm back back back it's bladee from drain gang" that part is so catchy

I think it's a leak and it goes something like "I got some mud and I'm like a baby and I'm in the crib"

Beat switches are cool every now but listening to Iceman made me realise that it's getting way too overdone like just let the song be what it is sometimes man

1. Don't start with an idea.

Always remember that ideas *suck*. Just steal the work of others and adjust things slightly such as names and whatnot.

2. Don't build "real" characters

They should all be flat, confusing or both with no goals or purpose really. That way the reader will fill in the blanks to who they TRULY are (trust me bro)

It also helps if you contradict yourself to keep the reader interested

E.g: Emily knows its Connor because of his long brown hair. Connor's short black hair is very attractive. As he walked, the wind blew onto his blonde hair.

3. Never plan the plot.

Just throw random stolen ideas together for the synopsis and then keep expanding upon it.

E.g: Parry Sotter takes the one true ring to Barnia. It's okay if people see a similarity you can just tell them that "it's not copying.. it's called paying homage"

4. Don't break it into chapters or even scenes.

It should just be one long wall of text. That way the readers experience won't be interrupted by those annoying section breaks

5. Don't write a "first draft"

Your "first draft" IS your final draft. Mankind strayed too far the day editing was introduced. Trust your instincts!

6. Don't do an "ending"

Any type of ending is too cliche. You know what? Don't even put a full stop at the end. Your story should end in the middle of a sentence. That way the reader will always wonder what happens next and will be intrigued for the sequel which can pickup where the sentence left off. You're welcome

Not even to shoot them fr just watch them panick and plead for a little bit then say oh that's okay and play the song while bopping ur head and still holding the gun then just let em go and act like nothing happened. I'm sure WE also fantasize about that sometimes

1. A Train's Death

2. Butcher and Homelander's interaction when Homelander is stuck in the cell

3. Firecracker's last truth bomb

4. Homelander and The Legend

Notice how none of them include Soldier Boy or the boys themselves (minus Butcher in that scene with Homelander)? The boys's storylines used to be fun but now they're boring or eyeroll enducing

(Butcher's characterization is especially frustrating so the scene where Homelander in the cell truly felt like a dose of excitement for me before things went back down) and Jensen Ackles is great but I dislike almost everything with Soldier Boy this season. I hope the final 2 episodes give us more moments like these scenes and less of the cringe sexual lines and forced references.

So Firecracker died, Noir died, Sage has fully switched sides, Homelander still isn't publicly announced as "The God"...I just hope the next episode really shows us how everything is unfolding in the world and what the public sees and the fallout from all these deaths and then Homelander fully going full psycho