I chose Popeye to make into a Mythical Pokemon because Texas loves Popeye and has a nearby sea. Also, Mastertofu0 on Discord helped with the name.

Hamwotaiyam

Hammer + A corruption of “I yam wot I yam”
Type
Berry Eater Pokémon

Evolves into Alwotaiyam after eating 20 Berries

Biology: Hamwotaiyam is a shark Pokémon with green skin and a hammerhead. Its pectoral fins are quite large, and it uses them and its caudal fin to sort of waddle around on land. 

Pokédex Entry (Earth): Unlike a typical shark Pokémon, Hamwotaiyam eats more plants than meat. It is quite strong for its size. 
Pokédex Entry (Space): Known for its heroics and bravery, it often gets along well with Smoliv.

Ability: Eat to the Finich 
When this Pokémon eats a Berry, its Attack and Defense are boosted by 1 stage.

Stats
HP: 60 
Atk: 70
Def: 55
SpA: 20
SpD: 35
Spe: 60
BST: 300

Inspiration: Bonnethead sharks (One of the only omnivorous sharks), Popeye the Sailor Man

Alwotaiyam

A corruption of “And that’s all wot I yam” 
Grass/Water
Berry Eater Pokémon

Evolves from Hamwhataiyam after consuming 20 Berries

Biology: Alwotaiyam is a humanoid shark Pokémon with a hammerhead. It has seagrass-green skin, a thick chin that’s split down the middle, and massive arms that end in massive hands. Its legs end in fin feet that resemble swim fins, though far shorter so it can move around without tripping. 

Pokédex Entry (Earth): An incredibly rare seafaring Pokémon. It uses its immense power to help those in need.
Pokédex Entry (Space): This Pokémon usually has the strength to lift a train with one arm. If it has recently eaten seagrass or a berry, it can lift an aircraft carrier. 

Ability: Eat to the Finich 

Stats
HP: 110
Atk: 133
Def: 110
SpA: 50
SpD: 80
Spe: 117
BST: 600

Signature Move: Fruit-Powered Fisk
75 BP 100 percent accurate Physical Grass Punching move, power doubles if the user has eaten a Berry. Doesn’t reset if switched out.

Other Moves: Leaf Blade, Power Whip, Liquidation, Wave Crash, Earthquake, High Horsepower, Close Combat, Brick Break, Drain Punch, Crunch, Psychic Fangs, Ice Punch, Thunder Punch, Swords Dance, Bulk Up

Inspiration: Bonnethead sharks (One of the only omnivorous sharks), Popeye the Sailor Man
Fun fact: Its Attack is 133 because the first Popeye cartoon came out in 1933

I’m into writing fanfiction for a game (Not saying which game because it’s kind of embarrassing), and one of my characters is a homicide detective. How do I make him realistic?

His name I can’t spoil because I have (Not many, but some) followers, but he’s a 45-year-old man from that world’s equivalent to Southeast Asia who immigrated to that world’s equivalent of the USA. He’s divorced because he felt his wife wasn’t able to support him emotionally through one of the hardest jobs in the world, and he’s a legitimate good guy who’s very skilled at his job. He works with ghosts and also has a pet bird, Terrence, who he loves very much. I’m looking for how to write him as a man who’s tired, but genuinely dedicated to his career.

The question came up when I remembered Krookodile, a Dark type crocodile, doesn’t learn Jaw Lock. There’s also Pinsir not learning Megahorn. But what else is there?

Everyone knows Bug is an overpowered type for the likes of U-Turn, Quiver Dance, and Sticky Web. Everyone also knows Dragon is an underpowered type, since it’s weak to Fairy, the best type in the game, Fairy is also immune to it, and it’s additionally weak to Ice, a common offensive coverage type. I believe making Dragon beat Bug will help the balance of the game in many ways. This would also bring Volcarona back down into OU, which would make me happy because it’s my second-favorite Bug.

I like battles and all, but I tend to learn better from reading good writing. I’d prefer 50k words or less, but longer is fine.

Mine is Coffee by Supersister, it’s just so fun to listen to.