u/DoctorElectronic1934

The “Man” In The Kitchen

So about 3 years ago, me and my roommate Jake were basically homeless for like two weeks.

Not in a bad way, just stuck in that annoying gap between apartments where the new place isn’t ready yet. We ended up booking an Airbnb to ride it out. Studio apartment, middle of some complex out on San Antonio, TX . Nothing special. Just somewhere to sleep until we could move into our real place.

The layout was VERY simple. You walk in the front door and the bed and TV are right there to your left. If you keep walking straight theres a small doorway that leads into the kitchen, tiny little thing, barely enough room to move around in. Bathroom is to the right of that. Thats the whole apartment. No hallway, no real separation between anything. Just one open room and two small doors.

One thing that always stuck out to me about that place was how exposed it felt. It was dead center of the complex, right next to the dog park. Everybody walked past it. You could hear people outside at all hours, dogs barking, people talking, footsteps right outside the window. It was one of those places where the outside felt just a little too close.

Now I’m an early bird and Jake is a night owl so around 10pm I knocked out. Lights off, Jake still up next to me scrolling his phone in the dark. This was normal of him .

Then out of nowhere something grabbed my shoulder and yanked me straight out of my sleep. Not gently either. Hard. Jake was sitting up next to me, completely still, eyes aimed right at that kitchen doorway. And I could tell just by looking at him that something was wrong. This wasn’t him being restless or weird. He was locked in.

I go “Jake what?”

He whispers “I think there’s somebody in the apartment.”

I asked him what he meant, like did he hear something? He said no. He said “I was watching a video on my phone and I saw a man walk right past the bed into the kitchen.”

To get more context you gotta visualize the layout of the apartment again for a second. Front door opens and the bed is right there to the left. Whoever Jake saw came through that door and passed within arm’s reach of where we were both laying and walked into that kitchen. That’s how small this place was.

I’m a big skeptic so my first thought was maybe he caught a shadow at the corner of his eye or something. I asked him if that was possible. He looked at me like I was stupid and said “I was wide awake. I saw a man walk past me.”

Mind you , Jake is one of the most laid back people I’ve ever met in my life. The type of guy who doesn’t really rattle or scare easily . In all the years I’d known him I had never seen him wake me up like that, never seen him look like that. So when he said it that flat and that certain I felt something shift in my chest a little.

I reached into the nightstand and grabbed my knife, & I want to be honest, my heart was going. But I kept thinking this apartment is so small. There is genuinely nowhere to go in here. If someone is actually standing in that kitchen right now I’m about to find out.

I turned on the kitchen light.

Nothing. Cabinets closed. Nobody there. Checked the bathroom. Nothing. Came back and just stood there in the quiet holding a knife and the apartment was completely empty.

I told Jake I didn’t find anyone and he just kind of shrugged and said he knew what he saw. No panic, no trying to convince me further. Just settled into it like he’d already made his peace with whatever it was. That confidence is honestly what got to me more than anything else.

So I started looking around a little more carefully. Checking for anything off. Loose floorboards, a door that didn’t sit right, anything that could explain how someone gets in and out of a tiny apartment without a trace. I’d seen the movie Vacancy years ago and that was the part of my brain that was awake at 1am, thinking about hidden entry points and people who use them. I didn’t find anything obvious but I’ll be real with you, I was exhausted and not exactly doing a thorough sweep. If something was there I might’ve walked right past it.

We left the next morning.

To this day I still think about it. Was someone actually in that apartment? Did they slip out through something I missed? Or did Jake genuinely believe he saw something, was so sure of it, but maybe his mind just played a trick on him that night? I go back and forth on it.

I don’t know. Whatever it was, I didn’t find it. And I’m not sure if I wanted to either

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Anybody work in IT Service Desks or Tech Support?

Swear I didn’t know so many people were technically illiterate until I started doing this job. What’s funny is people will ask me “it must be a bunch of old people right ?” Shockingly NO. A lot of people from all generations lack common sense !

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r/unpopularopinion is so over-moderated it defeats its own purpose

The whole point of an unpopular opinion is that it goes against the grain of what most people think. But here’s the thing … for an opinion to be unpopular, it has to be about something people are already talking about. That’s just logic. You can’t have a contrarian take on something nobody cares about.

So when mods remove posts for being about “overdiscussed topics,” they’re essentially removing the most legitimate unpopular opinions on the sub. The topics that get discussed the most are the ones where people have the strongest, most divided feelings. That’s exactly where unpopular opinions live. It’s a subreddit full of takes like “I actually like the smell of rain” and “pineapple on pizza is fine.” Safe, toothless, and completely unchallenging boring shit which is the opposite of what the sub is supposed to be.
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At that point just call it r/mildtakes and be honest about it.

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 2 days ago
▲ 179 r/atheism

What do you have to deter Jehova’s Witnesses from knocking on your door ?

I have a no solicitors sign on my door and yet different JW’s still come and knock at my door. I wish it were illegal to go on someone’s property and shove your BS religion down their throats. Even if you don’t answer the ringing/knocking makes my dogs go
Crazy . I am sick of the entitlement and self righerouness for them to think they have the right to come and knock on my door

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 3 days ago

Calling childfree people selfish while listing selfish reasons to have kids is the most hypocritical thing people do

“Who will you have to carry on your legacy ?” - your child is not your legacy project. Making someone exist so they can keep your name going is using a person as a prop. That’s the selfish thing here.

“Who will take care of you when you’re old?” - so you’re having a kid to have someone on call in 40 years? That’s not a reason to have children, that’s a reason to open a savings account. And half the time it doesn’t even work out that way.

“The purpose of human life is to procreate.” - Reducing modern humanity to primitive biology is laughable . Humans have been assigning themselves meaning beyond biology for thousands of years. “Just follow your instincts” is a weird hill to die on for a species that invented philosophy, art, and therapy.

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 4 days ago

Anybody wanna just scream when they get a customer that has vocal fry ?

I don’t know what it is but it gives me really bad anxiety and pisses me off . Like why do people talk like that???????

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 4 days ago

Why is there even a “someone else picked up the order” option if UE just cycles it back into the queue anyway?

Are they expecting drivers to convince the restaurant to remake the order ? Why is that our job ?

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 5 days ago

People have a lot of nerve and audacity !!!

Was sitting parked at a restaurant waiting for an order which was packed out. I guess since my vehicle was turned on someone looking for a space thought that I was leaving ? Idk but they honked their horn twice at me and I signaled then with my hand to go around . Then they got out and said “are you leaving ? It’s pretty packed out “ I told them no I’m waiting on an order right now. And then they asked if I could park in the front and put on my hazards because they were actually going to dine in.

Usually I’d say yes to something like this but this person came off extremly entitled with an attitude so I said no because who are you to tell me where I need to park ???? People really think they can talk to uber drivers like scum

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 5 days ago
▲ 256 r/atheism

Why do Christian’s need God to have a moral compass ?

I see so many of them say that “without God there is no moral direction.” Which is ironic to me because majority of wars , violence, evil etc is rooted in religion ?

Why do they need God to fear monger them into eternal damnation in order for them to be a good person ? I don’t need a God to tell me i should have love and compassion as a decent human being . Unless you’re a complete sociopath that should be innate .

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 5 days ago

If I said no to the trip radar, what on gods green earth makes uber think I want it as an exclusive offer ?

The person you offered it to didn’t even want it what makes you think I do,????

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 5 days ago

Stolen order turned into a unicorn .

Got an offer for $40 for 3mi at a Halal spot and it immediately sounding suspicious so I called the restaurant and asked if someone picked up the order already.

Worker said that driver had stolen the order and I asked if they could remake it and that id make sure to confirm . They said yes. Easiest $40 ever .

Always ask if they can remake the order . Throw in that the customer is upset in there as well. Worst they can say is no

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 6 days ago
▲ 83 r/atheism

So God isn’t as powerful as Christians make him out to be?

Seriously asking. Because if God is all-knowing and all-powerful, why do people have to beg him repeatedly just to get help? People spend months , sometimes years! praying through illness, loss, abuse, poverty. Then something shifts and they say “God finally answered my prayers.”

Meanwhile the same Christians will tell you God is omniscient . he sees everything, knows everything, knows your suffering before you even open your mouth. So what is the relentless praying actually for? To convince him? To wear him down? To feed his ego? Seems like a narcissist to me !

people who survive a terrible accident and say God saved them. Cool. Did he also design the accident? Did he just watch it happen and decide last second he felt like intervening today?
Either God isn’t as powerful as they claim, or he is powerful and just doesn’t care enough to act until he feels like it. Neither version sounds like someone worth worshipping.

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 8 days ago

I wish some documentaries didn’t pass off dramatized phone calls as the real thing

This may be a personal gripe , or maybe insignificant to some of you.

But a lot of documentaries use the dramatized version of Amy Sweeney’s call and present it as actual recorded audio with zero disclaimer that it’s dramatized

For those who don’t know what I’m referring to its this one
https://youtu.be/Gi4QpYIf7bw?si=lAF1sp1u-Xu1Pg7e

I’ve seen this particular recording be recycled in many documentaries without any sort of dramatization disclaimer or anything and people tend to pass it on as evidence that fuels conspiracy theorist to say the calls were fake/staged . Not that I care what they think but I always wonder if people think these are the actual recordings. Amy Sweeney’s call was never recorded. What we know comes from Michael Woodward, the American Airlines manager she spoke with, who took notes in real time.

u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 10 days ago

What’s the worst “run back” for a boss in your opinion ?

For me it’s always Logarius. Having to do a whole parkour course to get to him is dreadful . That coupled with the fact that he’s the only boss where you can die from falling off the arena if I’m not Mistaken

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 10 days ago

Aging is not bad thing nor is looking your age .

The obsession with wanting to “look young” never made sense to me. Why would you want to be 40 and look 25? You can age gracefully and still look your age . I guess that’s more subjective than anything else and I’m not sure if this considered an unpopular take , but i see all the time. especially when it’s built on a foundation of cosmetic procedures, filters, and lighting that nobody’s acknowledging. Again, nothing wrong with any of that individually. But we’re not praising aging well. We’re praising the ability to hide it.

Looking your age isn’t something to outrun. It’s just life.

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 10 days ago

There’s been times I’ve been labeled soft, sensitive, too emotional. Etc And almost every single person who said it to me was a hypocrite. They were reactive about ev. ry. Thing. they just called it “assertiveness” or “directness,” so it didn’t count in their mind. Anger gets a pass I guess and Everything else is weakness.

Once you name it, they don’t see it. Anger dressed up as directness is still an emotional reaction. But the second you hold a boundary or push back calmly, you’re labeled weak.

And God Forbid you call them out on their tone or aggressiveness . now you’re soft for acknowledging their mini tantrum

It’s a double standard most of them never even had to think about

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 17 days ago

The sound design in this game was way ahead of its time. First time I played with headphones it completely pulled me into Yharnam . the score, the voice acting, all those subtle ambient noises. I could go on and on. Everything is top tier. That perfect blend of epicness and dread. No other game has ever given me anything close to that experience.

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u/DoctorElectronic1934 — 17 days ago