u/Far-ro

(ignore the comments they have nothing to do i just recycled the screenshot from an old superserious family guy post of mine)

"ooommggg are you HEARING THIS?"

Yes , and i still don't get It pal ,and you are not providing an explanation.

All you are doing is shaking your hands like you are chopping vegetables while you stare with eyes wide open at me and putting a text asking me if i hear It.

You want to explain a song's lyrics? Do It , but with words , either written or spoken , but use actual words.

Unless they are trying to explain It to deaf people via signals idk what the fuck are they trying to convey.

(another meme of my worldbox world)

Yk "all roads lead to rome" right?

Well on my worldbox world It would be "all roads lead to Champ".

Champ was the capital of Wirnecroft, one of the first 6 kingdoms that were formed when the first humans were spawned.

It lasted all the way into the 570s when It fell after suffering a rebellion and their King died causing every city except the capital (which later fell) to rebel.

But before that , they were the top dogs.

The way their geography was shaped meant they had a city per island , and thus 5 ports and armies from the get go.

They participated in many wars on the main continent, amassing land and also loosing It.

Even if not at the same time , they had power over the entire world (the continent , their archipelago , and the southwest , northwest, and southeast islands).

With the largest continuos empire any kingdom ever achidved, their archipelago was full of ports and even if they were not the richest , they were still the strongest on the ground and on the sea.

And then you look at the current year by the time i make this post(768) and champ is ruled by the kingdom of Belechova , which came out of a sucesion crisis of the kingdom of Szczece in 585 (which came out of a rebellion of Wirnecroft's continental posesions in 550 and later took Champ in 570).

And It has only a one level port contrary to the advanced one It had under Wirnecroft.

All roads lead to rome apply to Champ , you cant look at a current kingdom/city's history without eventually finding out that Wirnecroft was involved. They either used to own It , or they owned the kingdom that founded It.

Ok lets say somehow they accept it and brush It off as "oh well bubbles sold It to the player".

What do you even do with this thing?

"What if you make It like the boarding axe plus a pike mode?"

Ok , who so you give It to?

The choices are ranker , officer , and maybe Sapper.

Ranker: How would It fit? It would kill the sword bayonet for sure , but i don't think the devs would ever kill another weapon on purpose, specially one with so many mixed opinions on the fandom.

And if you make It a primary like the lance , the range would need to be the same as the musket's bayonet , so then why the hell would you use It instead of just a gun and the heavy sabre.

Officer: Ok It would be another pole arm like the spontoon with a different hability , but what would It be? Blocks were the halberd's whole thing but thats the spontoon's hability. So what the hell do you do with it?

Sapper: Ok maybe the most plausible? Giving It a faster swing rate but a little less damage maybe? But i don't think It would fit even here , because a sapper's axe was for wood, a tool that could double as a weapon.

Sure you can use a halberd to chop wood but its kinda like using a dagger to cut vegetables , just that the vegetables fuck up your dagger because thats not what its made for.

Some weapons just aren't made for this game.

Maybe if they added more stuff to the crusader gamemode(and even then , the halberd you see on the picture didin't exist in the medieval era), but never main game.

So no , them being sold to you by bubbles wont make weapons fit a game they have to place in.

🐘: >!the meat is fucking moving thats the elephant!<

How evil is It to post something on a subreddit that gives away its gimmick on the name?

(this is from my current worldbox world)

At the end of the first Camuan-Pyranthiumite war Pyrathium carried out a naval invasion of the island of Camu with a force of 22 men and one ship.

The civilians joined in the defense and a Camuan battleship showed up to battle the Pyrathiumite one.

During the Battle one of the Camuan King son's died and that convinced him to sue for peace.

And watching all that was a merchant ship from Crgaria (another kingdom) that just showed up to trade and left.

The 2 largest kingdoms destroyed each other.

Willolire lost all of their posesions to Crgaria.

Who ended up losing them because they were left unpopulated.

Constant raids on the crgarian coast not only lowered the population of the capital heavily ,but also killed the King , which led to a secession crisis that caused dolux (the second city on Crgaria's island) and Szyszawice (a colony taken from willolire) to declare independence.

The kingdom that emerged from dolux's independence formed a colony were wedemont once stood.

Camu and pyrathium went to war again (because yeah they fougth before , which is why on 108 pyrathium held vingrara , since they took It in a previous conflict that ended on a peace treaty after camu lost all of their overseas posessions) and the latter took nerol and ekaza as retaliation.

After a failed landing on vingrara the camuan King ivetrich copied the pyranthian tactic from the previous war: Go through the river and land on the lake to take the cities by land.

Althought nerol was left abandoned, they retook ekaza , vingrara, and even took vervbal.

Wirnecroft (the cyan kingdom on the top left corner) had finally finished their project of adding a city per island on their archipelago and stablished their first foothold on the continent.

Willolire has become the first nation on my current worldbox world to set foot on the large unpopulated continent the map centers arround.

When it ook these pictures founder Stettamina was on her way to the newly founded colony of Szyszawice alongisde 6 settlers.

That , and joining with their northern neighbor grifo to create "Supereme noses of thunder" are their most impressive feats and why i think they will be the top dogs.

Other nations have multiple towns and boats, but no overseas posesions...so far.

I vowed to never EVER post about vidziepop's work or TADC here because i didin't want to be a part of the repetitive mob i despised.

But this isnt explicitly about those shows so i count It as a legal loophole.

Except for the chick in the top right corner (because i don't know who tf she is) i know more or less about these characters. And yeah they are complex , but one of them is also quite a bitch (yeah im talking about Mr mute o).

Its not a bad argument when the reason behind hate is that the person doesnt understand the writing , but when you try to use it on people that do its no use.

Complexity doesnt equal quality.

A machine can be incredibly complex and have hundreds or even thousands of tiny gears , but if they don't fit properly the machine will be useless.

Magikill- S tier , the blast is just amazingly effective against groups and the Minions can help you add a lot of pressure , only downside is speed but the upsides make up for It.

Spearton- S tier , lots of health , high damage , the hability to block most of and sometimes the whole damage and the spear throw plus headbutt. The only downside i can think of is price and build speed , but other than that its an amazing unit.

Swordwrath- A tier , only on A because of the jump attack and that It can take on a giant one on one and win (which is something no other unit can do comfortably), but otherwise It doesnt do anything that a spearton cant. Other good thing is the low cost , but thats about It.

Miner- A tier , sure its terrible for combat for which its an A rather than an S, but It does it's mining job perfectly and faster than as a bot.

Giant- A tier, it loses alot of points without the earthquake , but It can still help you with crowd control in both attack and defense , but its super expensive and vulnerable to arrows (plus its the only one that cant be put to man the fort and thus cant heal that way).

Archidon- A tier , its pretty useful to snipe swordwraths , magikills , other archidons and specially miners. Or to bait the enemy into an early attack, good build speed and price , only downsides are the low health and how vulnerable It is upclosd.

Minion- D tier , awful , just awful , if you control this thing you are either a youtuber doing a challenge or someone with no intention of winning. They are good on groups when bots , but terrible when a player controls them.

Ive already told evan's backstory here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldBuildingMemes/s/dkXi2LOj2U

Even if he failed to prove himself worthy of being a duke , he would still be a noble and thus rich as fuck with no worries at all. Sure he might be pissed his younger brother will be the heir , but thats about It.

Now with Gabriel , he is an artificer who lost his mom to an illness at 8, them 14 years later his dad goes missing one day and he goes on a quest to look for him.

By the time a campaing with him on It would start he would have been searching for a year and a half with no results, unable to return to him home town because he fears what people will think if he just returns empty handed.

Due to constantly traveling he is always alone and drinks a LOT to forget about the situation he is in.

So yeah its not crazy to assume he would take a one way trip to Orlando by his own hands if he couldnt find/lost his father.