u/GhusfromQuietus

carried a full team of tanks by himself and landed mvp

Day 1: As we entered the doors to cellblock LGBTQ+, Rocketina immediately shanked me in the kidney while screaming “shoulda cavity searched me you *REDACTED*” as I lay dying, it all made sense:

I deserved this. I deserved to die for reclaiming the words used against me my whole life, I deserved the ban, the shank, the discrimination. then I saw the light. the light of our lord and savior.

Day 2: all I remember is the ceiling of the pr*son hospital and the soothing presence of the priest issuing my last rites because apparently “sepsis” had “scrambled” my brain whatever that means.

Day 3: finger painting class was a blast, as was the all enveloping light of jesus christ.

Day 4: cured of my affliction, (being a *REDACTED*) I was released. not just on good behavior, but on GODLY behavior.

that brings me here, new, improved, SAVED. thank you reddit for showing me the error of my ways. thank you all that sent flowers to me on the inside. unfortunately I never saw any but I know there were tons.

as for Rocketina? no idea, she’s in my prayers

Hi Rivals,

Season 8 is finally here. With the arrival of Devil Dinosaur and some major balance changes, the game is in a very different spot today.

We’ve been reading the early discussions about damage numbers, team-ups, and heroes that need help. Now, we want to hear about your actual experience in Season 8.

🔍 What are we looking for?

Devil Dinosaur: How is the new hero playing? Is he fun and strong, or just a big target that is too easy to kill?

Damage and Healing: Are you dying too fast, or is it impossible to kill anyone because the healing is too high? How does the combat feel to you right now?

Team-ups: Are the current team-ups fun to play with, or are combos like Hela and Namor still making the game less fun?

Reworks: Many players say Black Widow is useless right now. Does she need a total rework? Which other heroes are struggling in the new meta?

New Map & Theme: What do you think of the new map and the prehistoric theme this season? Does the vibe work for you?

📌 How to Join

The Quick Take: Drop your feedback and patch day experiences in the comments below.
The Deep Dive: Create a standalone post with the flair "S8 Feedback".

🎁 Rewards

We'll select 10 winners with the most thoughtful or interesting feedback to receive 1000 Units each.

📅 Event Timeline

May 15 – May 25 (UTC) 

Time to see who is actually cooking in Season 8. We'll see you in the queue. ✌️

i’m fucked yall

Jeffy get so gay off that tequila!
song is CRANK by Slayyyter

surrender your love to Rocketina, she won’t be nearly as homophobic as your regular mom

Jeff is getting a euphoria spinoff ! I worked craft services on this shoot so i’m leaking a snippet

song is WET - COBRAH

inspo from: https://www.reddit.com/r/MarvelRivalsQueens/s/Eccj3QcgDa

artist is souchibag

Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was lookin' at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a slap (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Hey, I ain't never seen nothin' that'll make me go
This crazy all night, spending my dough
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes, they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible, professional
Drinkin' X and O
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think I-, whoa
Did her thing, I seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm makin' it snow
Work the pole, I got the bankroll
I'ma say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm into that, I love women exposed
She threw it back at me, I gave her more
Cash ain't a problem, I know where it go

ok i’ll start! she’s too cunt! she’s too fierce!

I never doubted my queen

the posts will continue until i’m no longer shamed for loving my towel queen

also like what does it cost you to let people view this as trans colors lol like what does it even matter. it truly is trans colors so it’s not like it’s “wrong” to say that.