u/No_Somewhere9961

-member of the spork gang

-is polyamorous, everyone in the spork gang is some flavor of polyamorous because Romance languages. Laugh.

-is FtM but denies it, says that all the paintings of him when he was little was just how people dressed kids back then. Didn’t start medically transitioning until recently.

-his mother is Spanish empire, he has a complicated relationship with her since she got a severe case of “power psychosis” and became obsessed with obtaining more power and more gold to the point where her greed made her neglect her own children.

-Spanish empire at one point plotted to kill Spain in their sleep believing that her own child was going to kill and usurp her first. Spain was luckily smuggled to safety and lived far away from Spanish empire up until she was imprisoned.

-Spain isn’t the biological father of the Spanish countries, it’s very complicated, most of those countries were kidnapped.

-Spain is The butt of the Latin Americans’ jokes and pranks. They love making him scream because his voice cracks and they think it’s the funniest thing ever.

-this happened one time:

Spain: is inside a bathroom stall

Mexico: hey Spain, Catch! drops a tarantula over the wall onto Spain’s head

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Spain: AAAAAAAAAAA^

-Spain used to have a little couch behind his desk, but Mexico with the help of Philippines somehow taped it upside down with the rest of Spain’s office. How they were able to stick an entire couch and desk to the ceiling, I have no idea.

-Spain made the mistake of falling asleep at the office on his couch, so Mexico with the help of the Central American countries carried the couch up onto the roof with spain, and locked him out. Without a cell phone.

-Spain enjoys painting, he specializes in cubism, no one can tell what his paintings are.

-Spain did theater once, he got the lead role as Raoul, but during the second night of the performance, he accidentally got stabbed right on stage and the audience had to witness the phantom (played by France) perform first aid on him without breaking character. Give it to France, he did a good job even singing an operatic version of staying alive.

-upon realizing that the rest of the show was going to get cancelled due to the lead coming down with a mild case of “got stabbed in the gut with a sword-itis”. Spain and France quickly improvised an ending where the phantom comes to his senses and vows to no longer murder people, and Raoul and the phantom confessed their feelings to each other and kiss, and then the phantom carries Raoul offstage to receive medical treatment. ALL WITHOUT BREAKING CHARACTER!!!

Our town just got a new sewage treatment plant and we live down wind from it. It smells so bad! Everyone in town has been complaining of the stench, and the town had to put out a message telling everyone that the smell is just from the plant.

I am sick of the smell. I have quests coming over for a tea party and I do not want them to be smelling the stench while eating and drinking tea. It’s so strong! When we close the windows, it traps it, when we open the windows, it lets in more. How do I get rid of the stench? And what aerosol sprays work the best? I feel like throwing up. This can’t be healthy.

-America believes that Area 51 is hiding aliens. He’s been inside of Area 51 SEVEN TIMES, he has government clearance that not even his president has.

-America recently became a Q-anon and sovereign citizen believer. He is LITERALLY the United States of America and he has been a lawyer since the 1780s! He should be the last person to believe that crap!!

***-***India figured out how to run Doom on Botswana

-Panama’s head is not connected to her body

-Canada accidentally started a cult

-Cuba and Puerto Rico combined their baseball card collections, but then they gotten into a fight during a baseball game, so Cuba gave all of Puerto Rico’s baseball cards to Japan, and she’s not going to give them back to her because Puerto Rico ruined her winning streak.

-Venice is a lovecraftian octopus creature and is the daughter of Neptune.

-Ancient Greece refuses to die until someone carves a naked statue of him.

-New Mexico has been swapped with an alien look alike, the real New Mexico was abducted by aliens at Roswell and is now a thousand light years away, living life as a space cowboy bounty hunter.

-German empire is terrified of Canada.

-Marshall islands is a giant radioactive mutant deep sea mermaid creature with three eyes, bioluminescence, and an angler fish lure.

France’s Michelin star restaurant: on the pricey side, but you get like five courses. The tarte tatin was featured on r/wewantplates. Food is pretty good.

Belgium’s chocolate shop: hand dipped chocolate, you can customize your own chocolate box, it also has a little bakery that serves chocolate stuffed waffles. Very addicting.

England and Colombia’s cafe: England does the tea and baking, Colombia does the coffee and cooking. Is always busy, and currently only taking card payments from a hand card reader due to a vegan super gluing both hands to the checkout counter.

Taiwan’s boba truck: newest edition, only operational during the summer months, it’s an ice cream truck that has been converted into a boba shop. Very popular, often runs out of certain flavors. Cash only.

Mexico’s street taco vendor: serves fresh tacos from the back of a car, food is very good, chef is friendly, tortillas are hand pressed. Has six one star reviews all coming from one user whose username is different variations of Texas’s bbq.

Texas’s bbq: served texmex and bbq, food is good but the owner is trying to remove competition and isn’t subtle about it.

Louisiana’s soul food kitchen: a ghost kitchen, food is good, take out only. Is also being targeted by Texas’s BBQ.

Italy’s restaurant: hand made pasta, fresh pizza. Open kitchen so people can watch their food being cooked. Real pizza oven, Doesn’t do take out, has a one star review from a vegan. Doesn’t do vegan food or dietary restrictions.

Ethiopia’s food truck: food is good, made with tons of spices, is a bit messy for takeout. Only one star review is from someone complaining about their burgers that they don’t sell.

Our town recently got a new sewage treatment plant and where we live, if the wind blows just right, it stinks so badly of raw sewage. It’s not just me who’s been having an issue with the smell, everyone in town has been complaining about it and the town had to put out a notice.

It’s been two days and I am exhausted of smelling like I live next to a full outhouse. I am hoping that once the plant gets going the smell will go down, but as of now I can’t enjoy the fresh air without feeling like vomiting.

How do I manage the stench?

I am making a little homemade card for my nephew. He’s I believe four years old and nonverbal. He loves buses and I am going to draw a bus on the front with a little fact.

I need some fun little bus facts.

America: I am officially 250 years old! Isn’t that great? 250 years of freedom and independence! Top that!

Egypt: *is a 5,000 year old grandmother* that’s great honey, finish your apple juice.

[compared to countries like San Marino and Iran, America must be a toddler in their eyes. It’s just funny to imagine him bragging about turning 250 and San Marino is just thinking “oh my gosh, he’s just a kid!”]

Baby bat here! I recently got into goth music, mostly classic goth. So far I like siouxsie and the banshees, I am still learning about goth culture! I do like the history of it! I got into it because another member who’s a good friend of mine is also a goth and I loved her style. Then I had several characters in a fanfiction who are goth so I listened to some darkwave music for research purposes and I discovered that I actually liked it. Also gotten hooked on gothic literature as well.

I also think it’s pretty funny because goth is like the complete opposite of the stereotypical Mormon, like goth is the last thing someone would think of when they hear “Mormon”. If you know what I mean!

Any fellow goth members here? Maybe you could give me play list recommendations?

-small, stout, and round.

-smells like fresh waffles.

-loves making sweets

-member of chocoholics anonymous

-wears glasses

-very sweet, Polite, kind, often keeps to herself, very modest.

-presents herself as very cute, often wearing cute dresses and shoes. Speaks in a soft voice.

-loves the adventures of tin tin, did a gender bent cosplay of tin tin

-has a pair of Belgium draft horses and a malinois that will eat your soul.

- >!was extremely abusive to DR Congo, she spent time in DR Congo and was a monster. She even chopped off Congo’s hands and kept them. Hardly any of the European countries believed Congo when she first told them about the abuse simply because “Belgium is too cute for that”, and “she was invaded by Germany twice and was abused by them as well. She can’t be that sadistic.!<

&gt;!nowadays people believe DR Congo, She has a restraining order against Belgium but that’s too little too late. Belgium can hide under her cute clothes all she wants, but it won’t change the fact that she was a genocidal maniac that ate a few people!<