“Guys, why is everyone singing?”

Shoto ducked under a bunch of spinning people while holding his plate. “I wasn’t prepared for this! I’m trying to eat my lunch!”

“We’re dancing so high like a bird in the sky!”

"Those lyrics don't make sense! I have food in my-" He spilled the food on himself. "Come on!"

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Shoto growled as he tried to get some sleep. "You can't be serious... just go to sleep!!"

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He watched them dance and flip about. "What did you guys rehearse this or something?!"

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 1 day ago

"This just in, Shigaraki is bigoted."

Shigaraki sighed while going up for the press conference. "All right, let's get this over with. I want to clarify, I'm not discriminatory. I can't clarify that enough."

"You can't be serious." One of the reporters said. "You called a heteromorph an NPC."

"That's gamer talk! It's like my shtick!"

"One of the parents in a neighborhood asked 'How can our kids feel endangered if some of them are less important than others? Who will kill them?'"

"Hey!" Shigraki glared. "You can't trust your kids with me! I CAN endanger all of their lives! I hate everyone equally! I want to kill each and every one of you with my bare quirk and hands!"

"Really? Words can only go so far. You need to prove that you're an equal oppurtunity mass murderer to society."

"....Hmmm..."

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Izuku turned on the tv to see a reporter bleeding out with several corpses in the background. "This... just... just in... We can officially trust that Shigaraki will kill all of... us equally..." He was cut off by his head being crushed with Shigaraki laughing.

"...I feel like I missed something."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 2 days ago

"Izuku! My multiverse viewing device is finally done!" Nedzu said excitedly.

Izuku grinned as Nedzu booted it up. "Oh this is gonna be so much fun!"

"That's right! Who knows what wonders we shall see through the other universes!"

"Fun ideas like 'what if Katsuki was red haired?'"

"Ooo, what if 1-A was made up of quirked animals?"

"Oh that's a good one!"

Nedzu pressed the button. "Let's see! We should be able to communicate with anyone else who has a similar device to ours! This shall be so much fun!"

The screen showed an Alternate Izuku. Altzuku if you will. "...Hi?"

"Hey! We're from a different universe! Can you just ... tell what's different about your universe?" Izuku asked exciteldy.

Altzuku popped his mouth. "I mean... that's a pretty big ask. I don't automatically know about your universe, so I could just be on a tangent and not get anything." He touched a blender and made it float up so he could put fruits into it.

"Woah! You have Ochako's quirk! Cool!"

"...What quirk do you have?"

"Well none. I lost my quirk, then my classmates brought a super suit for me and now we fight crime to-" Altzuku interrutped Izuku exxitedly.

"They're still alive!? That's amazing!!"

"...What?"

"My Class 1-A died in the USJ attack! I went nuts! After that I did the only sane thing." He said casually. "I broke into the morgue and grafted their body parts onto me to use their quirks."

"..." Izuku slowly turned to Nedzu, who turned off the communciattion. "....Next one?"

"Next one."

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"My absorbed my twin at birth." Diffzuku said grimly. Which caused Izuku and Nedzu to groan. "My parents never let me forget it. Until one day I snapped and tied my mother to a chair. I beat the bat over her body until she was on the brink of death. Then I brought Hisashi over. And fucked him in front of her assert dominance."

"..."

"..."

"...That was a joke. I'm really bad at jokes."

Izuku and Nedzu both collapsed from releif. "Oh! Oh that's good... so it was all a joke?"

"Well only the last part. I did all of that other stuff. I don't know if they're alive but- Oh nope, I poured liquor on them and lit a match. If they're still alive after that, they wish they weren't."

Nedzu turned the machine off while Izuku glared. "Why are they all so dark?! I just want a happy universe! Like what if Eri had wings!"

"Oo! I think I saw that one!"

______

"Hark fair travelers!" Mage Zuku said from the other side. "What questions of the realm do thou seek answers too?"

"Wait, how are you able to talk over a device if you're in like the medival times?"

"I'm really smart for my time." The Mage Izuku said with a smile, before a roar cut him off. "Farewell friends. I must vanquish the one horned dragon!"

"Wait, one horned-" Izuku paled as the connection cut out. "...I'm done with other universes. I... I can't do this anymore."

"Wait Izuku!" Nedzu said hopefully. "What if there was one where everything was fine?"

"...You mean it? Nothing weird, edgy, or dark?"

"Izuku, I promise. This next one will be fine."

____

Happy Zuku looked at them from the screen and waved. "Hey guys, wassup? Glad to have you guys in the multiverse group chat. Those other guys are so grumpy." Shoto walked by and kissed him on the lips before heading out.

Izuku and Nedzu smiled. "Okay... everything seems fine..."

"Yep, had some hero work. But good old One For All helped a lot."

"Wait, you still have OFA?" Izuku's question was replied to with Happy Zuku flaring it up. "Woah!"

"Yep! And Shigraki helped out too!"

"Shigaraki is alive? And he's helping!?"

"Yep! All the villains just needed a nice firm conversation! What's it like in your world?"

"Not as good as yours!" Izuku said happily, only for Ochako to come by and kiss Happy Zuku. "...What was that?"

"What? Do you not have kisses on your world?"

Nedzu frowned. "You kissed both Shoto and Ochako?"

"Well yeah? They're part of my polycule."

"...Who else is in your polycule?"

"Why all of 1-A."

______

Izuku finally finsihed atomizing the device with a flamethrower. "We were better off a lonely universe."

Nedzu nodded with his fur pulled out from stress."Yes. Yes we were."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 3 days ago

"Okay Himiko... you're in the past... you can do this..." She said while she looked around.

She had died in the fight with Ochako when she sacrificed herself. She remebered that. But then she woke up and saw she was in the past.

"...I can do this... I can do this... I remember lottery numbers... I can get money.." She simply walked around. Luckily she had clothes on so that was nice. WOuld have been awkward if she was naked... whatever...

"Okay... What do you wanna do? Go back to villainy... no Ochako... Ochako made you promise... not really, but the point was there. I just need... Ow!" She paused as she bumped into someone. "Hey!" She paused and wondered who bumped into her. She couldn't see anyone so... hmmm..." She looked down and saw a kid who was scratching his arms. "...Hi."

He looked at her creepily with a hollow face. "...Where are your parents...." He whimpered and shook his head at her question. "Okay... no parents... You have a name?"

"...T... mmm....T.... Tenko..."

"...HMMMMMMMMMM......Okay.... Okay....Woah." She paused and realized what was going on. "...Hey, you wanna get off the street?"

______

AFO had never been more annoyed. All that mast planning and then Tenko ended up being taken in by someone. All that effort!!

"I can't reach that woman right now. It'll draw attention to me... but I'll get him back... then I'll make him my vessel..."

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(This is like a timeline where Tenko is currently the same age as the 1-A students.)

"...So... These gloves will help." She said as she gave them to Tenko. "Now, I... look, I'm gonna level with you. I don't know how to be a mom. Like at all. I have zero experience. I don't know how to properly care for another living thing. All I can promise is that I will love you."

"...That's enough." He spoke without looking at her. "...Hey, can I be a hero?"

"...Well, if someone makes someones life a little bit better and asks for nothing in return, then I think that makes them a hero." She said as she thought about Ochako. "...It might be harder for some people, but if you can do that, you can be a hero."

Tenko smiled and hugged her. Leaving Himiko to smile and look at herself in the mirror.

...She was gonna make some changes, and she needed a new identity for that... fortuantely she had some fun ideas.

__

Himiko growled and lunged at Sato, looking at his open wound, only to be pulled back by someone in a trench coat. She was thrown into the supply closet and given some blood to snack on. "Drink up."

She didn't pay attention to much else, but she soon regained her senses. Before she could talk though, the trenchcoat person spoke. "Go to this address, find Ochako Uraraka. Here's some money, it'll pay off rent, tell her your situation."

"...Who?"

"It's either that or continue living your life now."

...Ochako's place it is.

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"Okay, first day UA." Himiko said as she patted Tenko's head. "You're gonna do great. Just rememeber the three rules? What are they?"

"...Ummm... Okay okay, listen before you talk. Keep my gloves on. And... Umm..."

"Have fun."

"Have fun!" Tenko got out and headed to school, while Himiko looked out the window. She saw the younger Himiko walking with Ochako.

"...Mission accomplished."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 4 days ago

"Katsuki, your explosions make universes."

Katsuki looked at the doctors. "...What?"

"Your explosions are universes. Like the big bang on a microscopic scale... still pretty sizeable. Your hands detonate, life is created, and then the universe dies out. But to us, it just looks like an explosion."

Katsuki smirked at that. "Heh... kind of cool... so wait, is life created?"

"Oh yeah, everytime, in fact on a microscopic scale, even though the explosions last like a second or so to us, each explosion carries generations of life. Many millenium, many cultures, many people, many planets, many life forms-"

"Cool."

"And they all die when the explosion ends."

"...What?"

Katsuki slolwy paled as the doctor explained everything. "We detect that life rapidly evolves over the centuries inside the explosion, but to use it looks like a second or so. Like time dilation. Point is, each one of your explosions is a whole universe."

"...So everytime I make an explosion, I'm killing a universe that I made?"

"Well..." The doctor paused. "Many life forms die before the universe ends, but if there's anyone living at the end of it, probably. You forget that each universe probably has its own species that ravages the planets and stuff, that's if the their own sun doesn't explode. And that's even on the off chance the conditions occur that make life possible in your universe. Sometimes it'll just be a universe with no life at all. A hollow verse."

"..." Katsuki looked at his hands. "....So... what about when fireworks h-"

"Oh no, it's purely your nitroglycerin sweat that makes it possible. I've run the tests with other explosion users and they don't make universes."

"..."

"Yep, this is something only you can think about. A responsibility only you can bear. You are alone in this!"

"..."

"Welp, that's all! Thanks for coming by for the check up!"

____

"...Guys why isn't Katsuki fighting?" Shigaraki asked while they were all doing battle. "Is he okay?"

"Yeah ummm... he's been really out of it lately." Ochako said in confusion. "Yo Katsuki, you okay?"

"...I... I'm... I'm not just... I'm just gonna use my... I'm not... I'm not using my quirk ever again." Katsuki looked away. "I'm just never gonna use my quirk. No more explosions man... I'm No Explosion Murder God... Whatever the opposite of Dynamight is. That's my hero name now..."

"..." Shigraki looked at him awkwardly. "...You're going through some stuff man."

"I'm just gonna go get some drinks man... get off work early..."

"You haven't done anything though."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 4 days ago

"Run guys!" Mineta screamed. "I'll hold her off!"

They were on the run from Chun Li, and Mineta had bravely sacrificed himself to save the rest of the class. It was s-

"Mineta, get on the boat." Izuku interrupted dryly.

"No! Someone has to stay behind! There's not enough space on the boat!"

"Mineta this a giant boat, there are tons of rooms, plenty of space, and a bunch of supplies." Izuku couldn't believe this.

"No! It'll take too long for us to get there! Someone needs to hold her off!"

"Mineta, we went halfway across the world, and then came back, within the time that it took to say that sentence." Izuku sighed. "Just get on the boat."

"No! She's almost here!"

"Mineta, it takes ten telescopes to slightly see her, she's tons of kilometers away!"

"She'll be here any moment!"

"It's going to take her days."

"Izuku." Aizawa slapped him. "You can't argue agianst a man and his dreams. Those desires are made for following. If Mineta wants to die by Chun Li. Then that is his truth."

Izuku turned to Aizawa silently. "...So you'll be the one who tells his parents the exact details of how he died."

Aizawa slowly processed that. "...Mineta get on the boat."

"No! I'm going to die one day, but I have the oppurtunity to die by Chun Li. Is it going to be painful, yes. Is it going to be awful? Yes. But being killed by Chun Li is something I'm never going to top. Easily best death ever. Those thick thighs are going to end my lives."

"...Lives?"

"I needed a rhyme. But I have so much lust for her, I have multiple lives. And she is going to end all of them. And I am going to enjoy every painful second of it."

Izuku sighed as they left Mineta. Before he punched Aizawa in the balls. "That was for slapping me."

"That's... fair..."

"And I'm gonna light your sleeping bag on fire in front of you."

"What?"

Izuku lit his sleeping bag on fire, causing Aizawa to start screaming.

____

"...So how did our son die?"

"Yeah Aizawa." Izuku looked at Aizawa as the teacher talked to Mineta's parents. "How did he die? Tell them the details. Every single detail."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 7 days ago

“I’ve got a wife and kids! Everything is so great!” Kota cheered.

(Kota and Eri are adults.)

Everything was going great, he had a wife, kids, and he was a pro hero.

He smiled as he inhaled while heading to the door, which had been knocked up. “Hell-OH FUCK!!!”

“Hi!” Eri said as she waved at him with metal hands.

“NO!! Leave!! Get away from me!!” He slammed the door shut, only for her to keep it open and walk in while Kota stumbled away. “What do you want from me?!”

“Come on Kota!! It’s me! You’re best friend! We get to go on epic adventures together!” She spoke excitedly, a stark contrast to Kota, who looked horrified.

“No! You dragged me on too many adventures already! Kidnapping Jack Black! Turning Izuku into Captain Underpants, it’s too much! I like my quiet normal lif- What’s with the metal hands?”

“Honey, what’s wrong?” A woman and kids came into the living room, causing Eri to pale.

“Get away from the windows!”

Bullets riddled the family in front of Kota, causing the man to scream while Eri pulled him away.

Once they died down, Eri started cooking something in the kitchen. “Mobs and villains are after me! You’re the only person I can trust!”

“My family is dead…” He said under his breath while heading stuttered. “R-right in front of me…”

“Don’t worry, I can bring them back to life, once I get my hands back.” She said as she flexed her metal hands. Which snapped him out of his stupor.

“…What?”

“Well I can heal myself just fine.” She said as she stabbed herself and healed herself. “But I can’t use my powers on other people if my hands are gone. And those criminals have my hands! So I need to get them back! And you’re the only person I can trust!”

“…Wait.” Kota went from traumatized to annoyed. “…Hands… like clock hands? Like a fucking pun!”

“That’s the spirit of your dead family! Kota’s back!”

“I’m gonna kill you!” He screamed at her and stabbed her in the face with a fork. Only for her to keep healing. “You got my family killed!”

“And- I-Can- get- them- back- if- I- get- my- hands- back!”

Kota eventually stopped and glared at her. “…Where have you been the past couple of years? You just vanished!”

“Well I was gone seven years, and I was infiltrating the underground world.”

“Clearly that worked out so well.”

“Whatever, I-Wait… are you concerned about me?” She asked with a smile.

“…I wanted to invite you to my wedding… you could have been my best man.”

Eri squealed and hugged him while Kota groaned. “Hey! Get off me!! Let’s go invade the fucking mob or whatever and get your hands back!”

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 8 days ago

“I’ve kidnapped Jack Black.” Eri said happily.

(They’re teenagers.)

Kota looked at her and then to Jack Black. “…” Then to her and back to Jack Black.

“…Why? Just why?”

“Because I’m gonna use him to travel into Kung Fu Panda verse and change the movie!”

“…Eri, how high are you right now?”

Eri huffed as she started making a circle with blood. “It’s common knowledge! I take the most important character in the movie, find the actor who played them, then I use them as a portal to hop skip and jump into the movie, that way I can change the abysmal fourth movie. Now I have to do like a ton of cocaine for this to work, so-“

“Eri… do you hear yourself?”

“Shut up! I have to change that movie! I have to make Po and Tigresse kiss, I have to have Tai Lung get redeemed, I have to take out the fart jokes!”

“…Can I go home?” Jack Black said from his chair.

“But Jackolas Blackolas, I need your help to-“

“What?” Both he and Kota asked slowly.

“…I need his help?”

“No, what did you call him?”

“…His full name?”

Kota slowly inhaled before exhaling. “… Do you think… Jack Blacks full name… is Jackolas Blackolas?”

“…I mean… like Nick is short for Nicholas.”

Kota slowly shared a look with Jack Black before he left. “I can’t deal with how stupid this is. There’s a limit, you broke that limit, and this is the new limit.”

Eri pouted before turning to Jack Black. “I guess it’s up to us.”

“Let me go home.”

“But Jackolas Blackolas-“

“That’s not my name! And whose blood is this?!”

“Don’t worry it’s not mine.”

“That’s not what I’m asking!”

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 9 days ago

"Ochako, we need to leave, we're about to get attacked." Izuku whispered under his breath to her.

"...What?"

They had just gone out with their friends to a restaurant to celebrate their first day of class at UA. And Izuku pulled her to the side suddenly. "You think there are villains here?"

"No, the other students. They're going to pull out their phones, then the rest are gonna pin us down and humiliate us."

Ochako watched Mina and the others have fun. "...I think they're just gonna have fun."

"Yes, mocking us, tearing off our clothes and beating us with bats..."

"..." Ochako watched them take selfies. "...Izuku, we're just hanging out. I don't think they're gonna do anything to us."

"I've been through this before, you're the only person here I can trust. I've only been here a day. I only know I can trust you."

Ochako smacked her lips. "...I don't think... wait, has this happened to you before?"

"Hundreds of times. I didn't think it would happen at hero school, but then Aizawa mentally manipulated us with that expulsion test. All I know for sure is that I can trust you. I'm not too sure about Tenya. He's a maybe."

Ochako frowned. "Have you... never been out with friends?"

"Like I said, tons of times. And everytime I was ridiculed, traumatized, beaten down... I'm a veteran at this. When I saw 'Henceforth' you and I are gonna attack everyone and break for the door."

Ochako watched him in horror. "...Izuku, were you bullied?"

"No, I've just gotten used to having friends. I've never been the one doing the beating though. Never had the taste for it."

"....You were bullied. Izuku that is NOT what friends do."

"Yes it is, how else do you explain me growing constantly being humilated, and why the teachers never did anything about it?"

Ochako slowly turned to the rest of the class. "Hey guys, who wants to go wreck a school that condoned bullying?!"

"AWWWWW yeah!!!"

_____

Aizawa looked at all the students of his that were sitting in jail. "...So you all wrecked Izuku's old school, as a way to show him that bullying and friendship is the wrong thing?"

"...Yeah..."

"...I know it hasn't been that long, but I am so proud of every single one of you."

"Wanna go wreck Katsuki's place?"

"...Sure."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 10 days ago

"I have 19 ghosts haunting me." Izuku said in annoyance. "I hate it..."

Izuku sat in the classroom with the rest of class 1-A. (In this universe, Class 1-B makes up 1-A. Everyone 18 and up, UA is college.)

They had been sharing what their quirks were, and when it was Izuku's turn, he spoke dryly, no emotion, only aggravation. "I have no quirk, and only I'm the only one who can speak with them."

"...Really?" Monoma asked with a smirk. "You really think anyone is going to believe that?"

"They all died tragically and unfortunately they all wanted to be heroes. So I have to achieve their dream for them to leave me alone. At least that's the working theory."

"...You're really going all in on this." Monoma chuckled. "No one is going to believe this."

"They can do all sorts of things for me. Recon. Lightly annoy machines..." Izuku popped his mouth. "Also I can use their quirks if they possess me."

"Wait what?"

Izuku made an explosion with his hand. "...I have 19 quirks Monoma. Suck that."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 10 days ago

"...So what was the plan here?" Nedzu asked the students who had broke into his office.

Nedzu looked at the students who had tried to break into his office. He had put a reward out for anyone who could steal his stamp.

A billion dollars.

And he had caught every student from class 1-A in a net. "...So... what was your plan here?"

"I'll take the lead on this." Izuku spoke from the net. "My job was to study your pattern on going in and out of the office."

"A failure."

"Then Katsuki and Ochako handled dealing with the security systems along with Kyouka and Denki."

"I found those last two making out."

"Right, that was a mistake. The next part was Momo making the designs with help from Mineta, Shoji, Hanta, and Mina. The designs for what? The guards at UA."

Nedzu smacked his lips. "UA, doesn't have guards."

"That was the main issue. But then I thought we had it good with the last part." Izuku said while Ojiro walked in. "The distraction for you. We had Shoto, Toru, Tsu, Sato, Aoyama, and Tokoyami form a band, and we had them perform and draw a roaring crowd."

"I should know, I made a bunch of money off the ticket sales."

"Then, the final step involved Tenya, Koji, and Ejiro break in to get the stamp."

Nedzu smacked his lips. "...So why are you ALL here?"

"Well, we all got suspicious that the other would steal the money, so we all came here to try and..."

Nedzu blinked dryly. "Steal the money?"

"Steal the money." Izuku looked at everyone in the net. "...Yeah we did NOT trust each other enough to work together. Plus a billion split twenty ways-"

"50 million. You each gave up fifty million." Nedzu sighed in dissapointment. "This was by far, the dumbest plan ever. Izuku's nineteen? More like... wait, weren't there twenty students in your class?"

"Yep." Ojiro said as he stood next to him while holding the stamp. "My job was to walk in while you were gloating, and take the stamp. Which I did."

"...Well... I... Dang it, I've been beaten..." Nedzu sighed while Ojiro high fived everyone.

"Alright, fifty million each?"

"Yep."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 11 days ago

“Oh no! It’s the Slander-Roo!”

Izuku and the class looked at the thing in confusion. “…What?”

“The Slander-Roo!”

“…” They all looked at the creature and paused. “…That’s just a Kangaroo.”

“No! It’s the Slander-Roo!” Nedzu said theeteantingly. “Whenever it looks at you, the eyes glow and then Slandering material is released on the internet!”

“…Is that just a regular Kangaroo? And you’re the one who releases the material?”

“…No…” Nedzu said as he looked away.

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 12 days ago

"Guys, Izuku doesn't know how to fight."

Everyone looked at Toshinori. "...What?"

"Like he doesn't know how to fight. Most of what he does is punching and kicking, and to beat Shigaraki he's gonna need much more than that. We're talking JJK levels of fighting skills."

"...I... WHY HAVEN'T YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT!!!?" Ochako yelled angrily.

"We've been in a time crunch!!"

"We fight Shigaraki tomorrow!!"

"Okay okay... we can fix this... wait... you know how to fight right?"

"Yeah, I was taught Gunhead martial arts." Ochako causally dropped. "What does that have to do with anything?"

"...Hmmmmm..."

____

Ochako was now on Izuku's shoulders and pulling his hair. "This is so stupid."

"It worked in the movie Ratatouille, it'll work here!"

"You do realize that pulling hair doesnt translate to JJK levels of fighting skill, right?" Ochako asked dryly. "Besides, if you actually watched the movie, you would realize they actually needed to train together in order to do that!"

"Oh right I forgot about that part.... HMmmmmm..."

____

The next morning...

"All right, who's ready to-" Nedzu walked out and saw Izuku with Ochako on his shoudlers... who had Shoto on her shoulders... who had Momo on HIS shoulders... and it just kept going on and on, he couldn't even see who was at the top! "...What the fuck is this?"

"Oh hey Nedzu! Ochako is Ratatouilling me to fight, and Shoto is Ratatoulling her to Ratatoullie me, and then it just goes all the way until the person on top is in control."

Nedzu slowly cranned his neck. "...I can't see up top, who's controlling this whole thing?"

"I have no idea. But we have to stop Shigaraki and the villains!" He took a step forward, only to wobble and fall back, along with everyone else. "...Ow... Just... just give us a minute to head out!"

Nedzu sighed and walked away. "Screw it, you guys have fun with whatever this is. I'm jumping ship."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 13 days ago

“Behold you’re ru-Is that a dog?” Shigraki asked.

The villains had finally attacked UA, and they had brought havoc…

Only for Shigaraki to see a dog. “…Is that a dog?”

“Yes.” Nedzu said as he brought the dog before him. “Wanna pet the dog?”

“…” Shigaraki took the dog and headed off. Himiko smacked her lips before she got ready to fight.

“Here’s a bat.”

“Woah!” Himiko laughed as she watched the bat fly around her.

“And here’s a giraffe.” Nedzu said as he gave one to Twice. “A long neck means multiple of you can ride at once.”

“Awesome!” \ “Tubular!”

“Tubular?” Spinner asked before he shrugged and glared at Nedzu. “Whatever, Nedzu if you got me any form of reptile I will sue you so hard your species name will be ‘Bankruuptious Brokius.’”

“I got you a seal.”

“…Okay then.”

“Okay this is so stupid!” Dabi yelled angrily. “You’re not gonna fix my mental issues with giving me an animal!! You absolu-“ He was nudged on the foot, causing him to look down and see a sloth. “…What is this?”

“An animal to help you remind to slow things down.”

“…You think I’m going to be calmed down by this small, grubby, furry, flea ridden-“

——

“Where are my villains?” All For One asked, having ended up alone at UA.

“I gave them all animals.”

“Oh… do you have one for me?”

“No. You’re going to get jumped.” All of UA surrounded him.

“Yeah that’s fair.”

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 13 days ago

…So why did people think Leonidas was gonna fight Odin?

I just don’t get the correlation. I keep hearing people thought that Leonidas was gonna be picked to fight him. I just don’t get why though.

u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 15 days ago

I hate this person so much. (Good Luck Chuck)

Anisha Carpenter from Good Luck Chuck.

As kids she and Chuck were in a spin the bottle game.

They were both elected to go into the closet, and she tried to make a move on him, and he rejected her.

So she curses him so that everyone he has sex with will find their true partner after that.

And this can’t even be chocked up to ‘but she was a kid’ because she KEPT IT ACTIVE when she was an adult!! And when he came to her, she denied the curses existence!!! Like she didn’t do anything!! And then she UNDOES IT WITHOUT TELLING HIM!! Making him think he was crazy!’

She never gets nay comeuppance! She’s never punished by the narrative!!!

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 15 days ago

"...I know this looks bad." A man said as he broke into the 1-A dorms.

Alsmot immeaditely the class had went after him. "He's gotta sword!"

"Wait wait!!" He ducked out of the way and dlefected an attack with a pillow. "Will all of you-AH!" he jumped away from the tape. "I really don't wanna get hit by any of you! Please jus-" He was quickly pinned down by Izuku.

"Who are you?" He asked as his quirk flared up, causing the man to struggle more.

"Please! I'll explain everything!! Just please stop touching me!!" They were all then interrupted by Nedzu walking in.

"What is goin... Oh dear, hello Harshli. Izuku, you may wish to remove yourself from him."

Izuku frowned, only to see that Harshli's skin was burning. "What the?!"

____

"Harshli is a former student of Aizawa." Nedzu explained as he, Izuku, and the other students all watched Harshli's burn wounds heal. "His quirk allows him to hurt certain people, but he's also quite vulnerable to certain people. Fortunately wounds from his quirk heal rather quickly for both parties."

"...What determines if someone gets burnt or not?"

"...I'm not telling you that. Now where is Aizawa?" He turned to the Principal. "I've been sending him messages, but he hasn't responded. Is he dead?"

"No... He's just been MIA on a mission." Everyone paled while Harshli stood up. "But this is good, a teaching moment. Harshli, please pick some students to go with you. I know you do underground work, so this should be interesting."

"...This gonna suck."

___

"...So any idea why he only brought people who burned him the most when they touched him?" Izuku asked the other people as they went with him.

Harshli clenched his teeth. "I don't exactly like the idea of being around people who could kick my ass and kill me, so if you wanna leave, then leave! I'm gonna get Aizawa back!"

"...You seem like you care about him a lot."

Harshli sighed and made Izuku place his hand on his covered chest. "...My quirk is still in effect even with layers. It just takes a bit longer. Aizawa is the only one who can help me actually touch people. Or else..." His skin started sizzling. "Ow." He said emotionlessly while he turned away. "Now you guys can kick ass, I know my way around the underworld. We make a perfect team."

"...So how does your quirk decide who burns you?"

"...."

____

Harshli: Quirk: Burn Judgement.

When he comes in contact with someone, even through clothing, time stops. He is then given full information on that person. He then deems whether he likes them or not. He then decides how much he does or doesn't like them. Based on how much he doesn't like them, that will determine how much they get burned. The more he doesn't like them, the more they get burned.

If he likes them... then the same thing just happens to him.

He doesn't retain any information gained from his quirk, only the damage.

Burns from his quirk take a while to heal, but they speed up if someone gets burned enough, but if they die, or get injured with like a crowbar, then those wounds will stay. His quirks is best for weakening people.

His sword is made from his DNA, so the same applies to his sword. He also has bullets made from his DNA. His blood is even made with his clothes, along with metal.

His mom had a quirk that allowed her to burn people, so when his quirk awakened while hugging her, he was burnt. The wounds took longer to heal because it was first time getting burned, and he was heavily burned. By the time anyone figured out what had happened, she was killed in imprisonment.

He's fiercely loyal to Aizawa because he's the only person who can help him connect with people.

_____

"...I'll tell you after we save Aizawa."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 15 days ago

"...I know this looks bad." The guy who had broken into the 1-A dorms said catiously.

Alsmot immeaditely the class had went after him. "He's gotta sword!"

"Wait wait!!" He ducked out of the way and dlefected an attack with a pillow. "Will all of you-AH!" he jumped away from the tape. "I really don't wanna get hit by any of you! Please jus-" He was quickly pinned down by Izuku.

"Who are you?" He asked as his quirk flared up, causing the man to struggle more.

"Please! I'll explain everything!! Just please stop touching me!!" They were all then interrupted by Nedzu walking in.

"What is goin... Oh dear, hello Harshli. Izuku, you may wish to remove yourself from him."

Izuku frowned, only to see that Harshli's skin was burning. "What the?!"

____

"Harshli is a former student of Aizawa." Nedzu explained as he, Izuku, and the other students all watched Harshli's burn wounds heal. "His quirk allows him to hurt certain people, but he's also quite vulnerable to certain people. Fortunately wounds from his quirk heal rather quickly for both parties."

"...What determines if someone gets burnt or not?"

"...I'm not telling you that. Now where is Aizawa?" He turned to the Principal. "I've been sending him messages, but he hasn't responded. Is he dead?"

"No... He's just been MIA on a mission." Everyone paled while Harshli stood up. "But this is good, a teaching moment. Harshli, please pick some students to go with you. I know you do underground work, so this should be interesting."

"...This gonna suck."

___

"...So any idea why he only brought people who burned him the most when they touched him?" Izuku asked the other people as they went with him.

Harshli clenched his teeth. "I don't exactly like the idea of being around people who could kick my ass and kill me, so if you wanna leave, then leave! I'm gonna get Aizawa back!"

"...You seem like you care about him a lot."

Harshli sighed and made Izuku place his hand on his covered chest. "...My quirk is still in effect even with layers. It just takes a bit longer. Aizawa is the only one who can help me actually touch people. Or else..." His skin started sizzling. "Ow." He said emotionlessly while he turned away. "Now you guys can kick ass, I know my way around the underworld. We make a perfect team."

"...So how does your quirk decide who burns you?"

"...."

____

Harshli: Quirk: Burn Judgement.

When he comes in contact with someone, even through clothing, time stops. He is then given full information on that person. He then deems whether he likes them or not. He then decides how much he does or doesn't like them. Based on how much he doesn't like them, that will determine how much they get burned. The more he doesn't like them, the more they get burned.

If he likes them... then the same thing just happens to him.

He doesn't retain any information gained from his quirk, only the damage.

Burns from his quirk take a while to heal, but they speed up if someone gets burned enough, but if they die, or get injured with like a crowbar, then those wounds will stay. His quirks is best for weakening people.

His sword is made from his DNA, so the same applies to his sword. He also has bullets made from his DNA. His blood is even made with his clothes, along with metal.

His mom had a quirk that allowed her to burn people, so when his quirk awakened while hugging her, he was burnt. The wounds took longer to heal because it was first time getting burned, and he was heavily burned. By the time anyone figured out what had happened, she was killed in imprisonment.

He's fiercely loyal to Aizawa because he's the only person who can help him connect with people.

_____

"...I'll tell you after we save Aizawa."

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u/Ok_Coffee_9970 — 15 days ago