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"W-What?" Izuku asked in confusion to the woman who had broken into his room.

"I'm your sister Mulan. Half sister. Our father had a one night stand with another woman and this is that result! Now come on! We have to go on an epic roadtrip and track him down before he flees the country! Get dressed!"

"What?!"

......

"...Where did you get this car?" Izuku asked Mulan, who was in the drivers seat.

"Unimportant. Now Hisashi was a embezzlening funds from like, everyone, but now we have to stop him before he flees the country! It's gonna be awesome! You and me! Brother and Sister! And I have all the evidence so when can hunt him down legally!"

"If you have all the evidence then why not just go to the police?"

"Because legally I don't exist. Ryuko laid an egg and I hatched from that."

"...Wait my dad had a one night stand with Ryuko the Dragoon hero? Wait, is it Ryuko or Rykyu?"

"No one is sure. Or I don't know and I'm too lazy to check. But point is we have to stop our father from getting away. And it's gonna be awesome!" Mulan said excitedly.

"But couldn't you still tip off the police?"

"...Okay I'm gonna level with you. I really just wanna go on a brother sister road trip with you. I'm very lonely."

"...Road trip it is!"

"Woo!!"

“I know you might have some confusion, but don’t worry I’m going to explain everything.” He started showing him seven levels.

“Pure souls go straight to Heaven, everyone else however stays here in the Inbetween.”

“When someone dies, they have to go through seven tests. Each test corresponds to a deadly sin. Wrath, Lust, etc; You can take as long as you want for each test, and retake them as many times as it takes. Once you pass all of them, you get to Heaven.”

“As for what happens when you’re not taking the test, you can stay in your room, or hang out with the other people here currently in the in between. That’s what this place is.” Izuku gestured to a couple of figures.

“The better you are as a person, the more things you can enjoy. It’s not fully heaven, but it’s pretty close. When you’re not enjoying the amenities, you go to your room. The better a person you are, the better your room is.”

“Now then, I should add that there’s one small caveat. Because this place prioritizes being a better person, if you go 168 hours straight without attempting a test, your soul will be destroyed. So as long as you keep attempting tests, you’ll be fine.”

“Okay, I think that’s everything.” He smiled. “Any questions?”

We see that Wapol has a very insane appetite, to the point that he's always eating.

In the anime and when you look it up, The Munch Munch fruit gives you an endless appetite, meaning you're always hungry.

Baroque works likely gave him the fruit because he wouldn't even notice the endless appetite.

Kind of hilarious and clever.

Eri and Kota sat inside the 1-A dorm. "I can't believe they actually left us alone while they went to go to I-Island."

"Seriously. They're gonna freak out." Kota then noticed some robbers breaking in through the first floor, by looking through the window from the third floor. "Robbers!!"

"We have to call the police!" Eri panicked, only to see the tv set to Home Alone. "... We have to defend this house."

"Eri this is a bad idea."

"We have to defend this house!"

"Dorm."

"Whatever!" She and Kota got to work setting up traps.

.......

The robbers walked around, stepping over the toy cars. They then dodged the paint cans. Eri and Kota kept watching them easily get through their traps. "...Okay this is stupid."

Eri grabbed a metal bat and broke the robbers knee caps. She then jumped on the body and screamed as she bashed the skull in. Blood covered her face as she killed the robber, with the others watching. "...More."

“Eri what the fuck?!”

“Well the Home Alone traps end with the robbers being heavily injured! I’m just cutting out the middle man!”

The robbers started running away in fear, while Eri chased after them. "Get back here! I need more blood!! The crimson liquid is my ambrosia! Kota! Help me corner the rats!"

"Oh I don't-"

"I have a blood soaked metal bat."

"Killing the robbers."

"Good! They broke in! We can kill them legally!"

........

When everyone got back, Eri was sitting on a throne of bloody corpses. "I am the emperor of blood and destruction! Horror and wrath come at my beckoning! The screams of my victims are the fuel beneath my soul!"

Kota sat next to her and shrugged silently at the class members. "I don't... I think she has a taste for blood."

"The corpses of my fallen foes are my only resting place!"

"You want some apple juice?"

"Oo! Yes please."

"Alright here are the rules." He floated around them. "You have to be holding the lamp in order to make a wish. Each person gets infinite wishes, but each wish gives them one day without a random sense."

"That's not so bad." Mina said while Katsuki entered the room, only to widen his eyes and turn around.

"Nope, not doing this again." He closed the door behind him and the rest of the class paused.

"...Why was Katsuki so against seeing you?"

Izuku shrugged. "Eh, who knows? Now anyone wanna make a wish? Oh and if you wanna cancel a wish you just have to say that you renounce your wish while holding the lamp."

Mineta grinned and grabbed the lamp. "I WISH EVERY GIRL I WAS ATTRACTED TO ME!!"

Izuku smirked and clapped his hands, much to the fear of every girl. "Wish granted." The women braced for impact, only for nothing to happen.

Mineta paused. "...What's happening?"

"Well you said every 'girl'. But you didn't specify what type of girls. So I had to get a little into that grey area." Izuku pointed out the window and everyone saw insects swarming towards the buildings.

Mineta paled. "I RENOUNCE MY WISH!!!"

Everyone glared at Mineta while Izuku giggled. "Oh what fun."

"Wait a second, are you one of those genies that twists the wording of wishes in order to cause chaos and mayhem?" Ochako asked while Mineta realized he couldn't taste anything.

Izuku smirked. "Well I just enjoy having fun. You're welcome to make any wishes you want."

Ochako frowned and took the lamp. "...I wish..."

.......

Katsuki yawned and walked out of his room, only to see Izuku spinning around and laughing. He looked around and saw the chaos unfurling and glared at Izuku.

"Oh Katsuki? Enjoying the mess I've made?" He asked as he held the lamp and cackled.

Katsuki prepared his explosions. "You're gonna get such an ass whooping."

.....

Izuku's one of those genies who are just jerks.

Ochako blushed as her mom came up to her. “Mom… hi… nice to see you…”

Her mom had blond hair and fangs, hugging both Tsu and Ochako. "I was nearby and I couldn't pass up on the oppurtunity to see my two darling girls!"

Aizawa raised his eyebrow. "Umm-"

"Oh, I'm Himiko Toga. Former serial killer and what not. I killed a boy on accident and became a homeless vigilante because I needed to feast on blood. Eventually I ran into these two kids who had just been orphaned. I took care of them, joined up with a hero agency, and now I'm offically a hero and semi-responsible adult!"

"Kero."

"I love my kids."

........

A man with scars came up and patted Shoto on the head. "Hey kiddo. How's school going?"

"Going nice dad." He then gestured to his friends. "Guys, this is my dad, Touya."

"Yeah, I used to be his brother, then I sort of fought my dad, then that opened up a bunch of cases, and I adopted all three of my siblings. Yada yada, it's a boring story. So tell me how's being a hero student going?"

"...Pretty nice."

......

"Mezo my boy!" Iguchi hugged Mezo. "How's it been?"

"Nice dad..."

......

Katsuki and Izuku both paled. "Oh no..."

Tenko walked up to them. "Hey sports! What? Too cool to hug your dad now that you're both hero's in training?"

They both rolled their eyes and hugged him. "Guys, meet Tenko. Our dad. After our parents died, he took us in."

"Best choice ever!"

.......

Basically the villains were born earlier and reformed, and adopted some students of class 1-A.

Nedzu addressed his teachers. “These twenty students each have the ability to destroy the world if they so please. The only one who could stop one of them, is someone in that class. It is imperative we make sure they become heroes and don’t go crazy.”

“So I’m giving them to Aizawa.”

The teacher lost all color from his face. “WHAT?!”

“I mean it seemed like the best option.”

The teacher started tapping his foot in fear. “M…Maybe they’re not so bad?”

——-

Aizawa watched them all fight each other in the gym beta. They were barely even trying and he was struggling to stand.

Tears fell from his eyes. "...I'm gonna die."

......

Izuku sighed as he fell to his knees. "Dang, even though I have full control over Ninth Generation One For All, I'm still the weakest in the class." Aizawa paled as he heard that.

"But that's fine!" Ochako floated down to him. "I'll help and train you to become the strongest in the class!"

Aizawa smacked his lips. Ochako could manipulate gravity and destroy the planet if she wished to. And now she was training Izuku.

......

Tenya moved at light speed to surround his class. "We must stay at attention for class! If we use our powers too much, Aizawa will have a heart attack!"

"Piss off! Be lucky I don't destroy Japan." Katsuki was still able to keep track and Tenya, and used his explosions to keep him from making a black hole. "And quit moving at light speed! You'll make a black hole!"

"You know a black hole isn't that bad right?" Ojiro asked. "Any one of us could just flick it out of existence. Except for Izuku." He patted the weakest member of Class 1-A's head.

"Quit reminding him of his weakness." Shinso could manipulate anything. Living or not. "You'll ruin his self esteem."

Izuku blushed as they argued over him like he was their younger brother. "Um... where is Aizawa?"

......

Aizawa cried in the supplies closet while his fellow teachers tried to pull him out. "I don't wanna go! I wanna stay in supply closet land!!"

......

Izuku has full control of OFA... but he's still the weakest in Class 1-A because they're all overpowered.

It was a simple eavesdropping session. She wanted to know what her parents were talking about. Maybe she could help with the business. She wanted to be a hero, but she always knew her parents disapproved of that.

But she could help with business stuff?

So that’s how she overheard that they were helping villains transport twenty kids in order for a good sum of money. Plus exclusive partnership in future business ventures.

——

Momo sat in her bed and looked at the wall. Her parents were child traffickers. And for 18 years she had lived under their roof without figuring it out.

What did she do? She could go to the cops? Wait, she didn’t have evidence.

Why didn’t she record them? That would have smart!! Why was she such an idiot?!

She looked over at the recommendation letter. In a couple of days she would take the UA recommendation exam…

Ugh.

What did she do? How could she… be a hero…

…This was gonna suck.

——-

Momo sighed and walked through towards the truck. She had been able to remember all the information, so all she had to do was memorize the locations and the weapons she needed.

"Hi guys." She looked at the guards around the truck. She made a smoke bomb from her mouth and spat it at the ground, masking her presence for her to make her weapon and knock them all unconcious.

She then opened the truck and... saw a single kid, maybe five years old? "...Where are the other kids? I thought there were twenty?"

The kid shook their head no. "...Were there any other kids?"

The kid nodded. "...Did they all split up?"

Another nod. "...I'm gonna have to save 19 more seperate envoys aren't I?"

Nod. "...Okay." She sharply inhaled. "I'm Momo. The one who's going to save you."

"...I'm Izuku."

.......

Momo has to save twenty kids. Nienteen of which are younger versions of her classmates, and the twentith being Eri.

.....

Momo looked at the twenty kids and smiled. "Just stay here. Cover your ears, and don't come out until I come to get you."

She then shut them inside a massive shipping crate and turned around to see her mother.

"...You were always a disappointment."

Momo created a whip. "That makes two of us."

......

Momo walked into the recommendation exams with twenty kids behind her, her wounds having been stitched up by herself. "...Um... I'm on so many pain meds right now. Is this the police station or somewhere else?"

Nedzu smacked his lips. "... Okay we're gonna let you into the hero course and get these kids some help."

"No!" They all swarmed Momo. "We wanna stay with Mommy!"

"...Okay then."

.......

And so Momo became a rich mother to twenty kids.

Denki ducked, evading the woman and plunging his fork into her eye. He then channeled his lightning and charred her from the inside out.

Once he killled her, he slowly turned around to look at everyone else at the dinner table. “…I’ve gotta go deal with some stuff.”

——

"Denki what was that?!" Kyouka yelled after him as she ran towards him. "Who was she?"

"Kyouka, I promise you, me explaining will only make you more confused." Denki waved bye to her. "Now I have to go die. It's been fun."

"...NO!"

......

"Okay, so my heart actually exhibits an increidble amount of power, and my human body can only use approximately one percent. Theoretically my heart could be used to power the entire world, and bring about Agamemaki."

"...Agawhat?" Kyouka walked through the alley with him.

"No one knows what it is. But bad folks want my heart so they can monopolize power and become rulers of the world. I always knew I'd have to go on the run. And now that you know, you have to come with me and fight assassins. I'm so sorry I dragged you into this.."

Kyouka smacked her lips. "Oh no... how terrible... We're gonna have to be together... forever..."

"Yeah I know. Must be a nightmare for you." Denki's words made Kyouka frown as she walked alongside him.

"...You are really dense."

"What?"

.....

"EVERYONE'S AFTER MY ELECTRIC HEART!!!" Denki screamed as he fought an assassin on top of a moving train. "BUT WHAT ABOUT MY HEART!!! DENKI'S HEART!!! DOES NOBODY WANT THAT!!!?"

"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!" Kyouka yelled over the roaring train.

......

Kyouka and Denki go on an assassin figthing road trip.

Nino is defitnely flawed in that he can be overly emotional, immature, but he’s always honest with the people he cares about.

Was it cool of him to reveal Alya’s identity to Adrein without her consent? No.

But he’s the only person who has never lied to Adrien. He doesn’t keep any secrets whatsoever from him. With the exception of Gorilla, if we believe he didn’t know about Gabriel Monarch, which I don’t believe at all.

Plus, he thought that Adrien and Marinette needed relationship help, so what does he do?

He trusts him with his miraculous.

A powerful jewel that basically makes you impervious to any regular means of harm.

And he just gives it to Adrien because he wants to help him.

We need to appreciate Nino more.

Momo gave out firearms to everyone. "What was that?"

"I'm getting bullied."

"Yeah I heard correct. I just wanted to hear it again so that I could be properly enraged." Momo spoke angrily. "Now who's bullying you?"

"An ant."

"...What?"

......

Class 1-A followed Eri into the forest while Katsuki smacked his lips. "...I feel like it's bad that she's getting bullied by an ant."

"Yeah, I know we teach her to be kind, but being bullied by an ant is a sign that we have failed her." Shoto frowned as they arrived at an ant hill.

"Whatever. Let's just teach the... ant a lesson. Yeah I just heard myself." Ochako rubbed her forehead.

They stood at the ant hill while Koji started speaking to the ants. "Can you please send the one bullying Eri outside?"

In a second, an ant that stood very much taller than them. The Ant King Beru.

"....Eri is the ant that's been bullying you?" Mezo asked slowly.

"Yep."

"...Oh boy."

......

The Ant King Beru is bullying Eri.

"Happy Mothers Day Ochako." Inko said to Ochako, who chuckled.

"Right cause I'm Eri's mom."

"No because... you're my mom."

Everyone froze as they processed that, while Inko started explaining. "So you and Izuku are going to have a daughter together. That daughter is going to grow up and eventually get sent back in time by a villain. She's going to have to assume a new identity and that... was me..."

"..."

"...."

"...This isn’t incest because you made me and I made you and-“

"I'm killing myself."

"Happy Mothers Day!"

Everyone looked at him in shock. "You have a daughter?"

"Well I adopted her recently. You know how up until like a month or two ago, I was like a massive perv?"

The girls looked at him dryly.

"Yeah I figured you would. Anyway, I found this homeless kid over the weekend and sort of... adopted her. I checked with the heroes and law enforcement, totally legal. Plus all I did was give her some food and she refused to leave me alone. Anywho, she just lived off campus until the dorms and supplies could be made that were acclimated to her."

Shoto raised his eyebrow. "What does that mean?"

"Here's where the shift in my attitude comes in. I used to be a perv, then I adopted her, and then she called me dad. The reason behind the shift in attitude is not because I now have a daughter, but because of her quirk. She can grow up to like 20 times her height? Or something, I don't really know. Point is she gets big."

"Oh, that's kind of cool."

"Now look up 'giantess' on your phone."

"I'm not doing that."

"Good judgement." Mineta kept explaining. "She needs to wear these special clothes that grow with her. So yada yada. Also she wants to be a hero. So when she grows up both literally and literally, she's going to be sexualized by a bunch of men. And that just kills ANY sex drive I will ever have."

"...Sorry man." Shoto patted his back.

"Eh, it has it's perks."

"Daddy!" Everyone paused as a blond haired girl ran in and hugged Mineta. "I finally get to live with you!"

"Everyone, meet Yu."

"My hero name is gonna be Mt. Lady!"

"We'll discuss that hero name later."

——-

Yu Takeyama (Mt Lady) is Minetas adoptive daughter.

Ua is a college.

Izuku had been playing with Eri, when Katsuki asked if she and his daughter could have a playdate, causing everyone to look at him in shock. "You have a daughter?"

"Yeah I got a daughter. You got a problem with that?" Katsuki asked in aggravation.

"N-No... It just seems like... not something... How?!" Denki asked while Katsuki rolled his eyes.

"Her parents were killed by a villian, she went out on the street and started kicking ass, I found her and then I adopted her. Basically my daughter could kick your daughters ass." Katsuki bragged.

Eri smacked her lips and walked away. "I'm just gonna go be on my own, away from the concept of fighting."

"Yeah you do that. Anyway I can call her over, she usually just trains in my room and stays there, plus I've been trying to get her to socialize, but all the other kids are too pansy for her."

"Is that code for 'She's a bully'?"

"No, it's code for, the other kids are too weak for her." Katsuki flipped them off before he whistled sharply. A kid Eri's age then ran into the room, one with white hair and a manic grin.

"Sup old man! We gonna fight?!"

"No! And I'm not old! Rumi, classmates. Classmates, Rumi. Now allow me to show you why Rumi Bakugo is the coolest kid ever. Do a flip." Katsuki said while Rumi raised her eyebrow. "...Please."

Rumi smirked and did a flip on command, before high fiving Katsuki. "Woo! Best kid ever!"

"...You know this isn't a competition right?"

"Yeah, cause if it was we'd win, right old man?" Rumi asked, causing Katsuki to smirk and high five her.

"Yeah we would!"

......

"Oi brat! Brush your teeth!" Katsuki yelled, causing Rumi to groan, before she came back with brushed teeth. She snuggled up in the bed with him while Katsuki thought of something.

"...Hey, on the off chance that you weren't the best kid ever and you didn't do everything epically... you know I'd still love ya right?" Katsuki said while looking at Rumi, who paused and leaned against him.

"...Yeah I know... I love ya too dad."

Katsuki smiled before he ruffled her hair. "Good, now go to sleep, you have a playdate with Eri tomorrow."

......

Rumi Usagiymi AKA Miruko is Katsuki's adoptive daughter.

Momo Yaoyorozu at fifteen years old had opened the door to see a child on the doorstep. She was blonde with a hungry desperate look. She couldn't have been older than five or six. "...Hello? Do you want to come in?"

The child nodded nervously as Momo held out her hand for her. Unfortunately, her father had come out behind her. While Momo had seen nothing but a child, he saw things differently.

He saw her cat like eyes, her sharpened finger nails... her fangs...

Momo had heard of the Creature Rejection Clan, but this was her first time seeing it like this. Seeing that hatred inside her own father. She looked past him and saw her mother looking at the child in disgust.

Fortunately Momo thought quickly. She made a small map in her hand and shoved it into the childs hands, before slapping her away angrily. "Get out of here you monster!" She mouthed the words 'sorry', and hoped she would read the map.

Once the child had ran away in fear, her parents had welcomed Momo back in with pride and joy. She listened to them and nodded absentmindedly, smiling and agreeing with everything they said.

"We were worried you thought like the sick people, who wanted to dilute the pure human race. But now we can stop hiding this from you." Her father preached to her about the CRC, how they wanted to treat heteromorphs like common animals. How they were nothing BUT common animals.

And Momo just agreed with it all. She needed to play the role of obedient child if she wanted this to work.

Later, Momo snuck around to the kitchen area in ther mansion, and opened the door to the back outside. She softly walked forward and whispered around. "...Hello? Are you here?"

Rustling attracted her to right behind a tree, where the child was nervously shuttering. She must have been cold. "Good, you read the map. Now, I'm gonna bring you into the house, but you can't let anyone find out, okay?"

The child nodded.

"...My names Momo. I'm sorried I yelled at and shoved you. What's your name?"

"...Himiko..." It was clear she was still scared of her. What to do... oh!

Momo smiled gently and crocuhed down to her level. "Himiko, what's your favorite animal?"

"...Birds..."

Momo made her hand glow and pulled out a blue bird stuffed animal. "Here you go. Chirp Chirp." She moved it around, causing Himiko to giggle. "There's a smile. Let's get you inside."

.....

Momo made sure Himiko was comfortable in her room. She was still hugging the doll, but now she looked... shut down. "Okay, make sure to stay here, and don't make a sound okay?"

Himiko stayed silent, but frowned. "...I... need bl... blood..." Momo raised her eyebrow. "I'm a mo... monster... and animal..." Her face scrunched up in self loathing, causing Momo to flinch.

She tried to remember how to deal with kids, she did want to be a hero after all. "Now then, you're not a monster. You're a kid. And... Honey, do you know what quirks are?" Himiko nodded. "I think you're just a kid with a quirk, who just happens to need some blood. Now then, who called you a monster?"

"...M... My mommy and daddy..."

Momo inhaled slowly. "...Okay then... you said you needed blood? Well then, here." She slowly closed her eyes and cut herself on the shoulder. She could hide a wound on her shoulder. Himiko widened her eyes, before she lunged at the wound and started licking up the blood. Momo smiled her way through the pain.

"...Now I just need to deal with my parents."

......

Meeting with an offical member of the CRC was different than what Momo had thought. She was polite, and... nice. It was just the fact that they all saw Heteromorphs as animals.

Fortunately Momo still had school in the morning, so she had a bedtime. She excused herself and left the dining room, but waited outside the room for them to fall unconcious on account of the drugs Momo had placed in their drinks.

The formula was pathetically easy to memorize.

"Okay then..." She inhaled as she made her own gloves. She then created her weapons and looked at her unconcious parents. She thought about Himiko, and any doubts dissapeared from her mind. She screamed and beat her dads skull in, leaking the blood over the floor. She turned her mom and did the same. "AAAAAA!!!!!!!" All her fury, her urge to protect, it was all powering her strikes.

Eventually, she took the weapon and gave it to the unconcious CRC member. After that, it was a quick method of acting. "H-Hello? M... She killed my parents!!"

......

The finasco was easy to deal with. As the heiress to the Yaoyorozu company, she inherited everything. Control of the company, the money, the mansion. All of it.

Acting constatnly was the real issue. But eventually she got some time on her own. She entered her room and called out. "Himiko?"

The girl ran out of her hiding spot, empty bloodbags discarded, and hugged Momo by her legs. "Hey there!" She smiled excitedly. "Now guess who doesn't have to hide in her room anymore?"

"...I can leave the room?"

"Yep. Cause I control everything in this house now." She grinned and booped her nose. "Now, what do you wanna do?"

"...Can we play tag?"

......

Momo sneaked around the living room. "Let's see... where are did she go... she could be anywhere..." She heard snickering from behind the couch and smirked. "Oh... I guess I'll just have to give... UP!" She reached behind the couch and grabbed Himiko, the child laughing and screaming.

"NO!" She yelled as she thrashed around. "She got me!"

"Yeah I did! Now I'm gonna gobble you up!" Momo laughed as she playfully bit her.

"Mommy! Stop it!" Himiko had long since started calling her that.

"Nope! Not gonna let you go!" She kept smiling, only for Himiko to see a note on the table. "...Himiko?"

"What's UA?"

"Oh, it's a hero college." She said casually as she walked over and picked it up. "I got nominated for the recommendation exam. But I don't need to do it now. I can make all the money I want without being a hero-"

"Wait, hero! That would be so cool! And you already saved me!" Himiko looked at her eagerly. "Plus you beat your meanie paren-" She was shushed by Momo as the girl looked around. She then slowly sat down with her in her lap.

"Sweetie. You can't tell anyone about that. Remember?" Momo watched Himiko slowly nod. "Right... now, I think it's time we go get some lunch. What are we thinking?" She asked while taking the blood sucking girl with her, while also taking the letter of reccomendation.

It couldn't hurt to try could it? She could easily hire babysitters, wait UA had dorms, maybe Himiko could live with her.

....She'd just try and get into UA. If she passed, she got into UA and had to juggle being a hero while taking care of her kid.

If she failed, she still had an amazing daughter.

Denki was smiling, but the comment made the smile vanish from his face. “What?”

“It’s just an error in your assignments. They don’t count for enough of your grade to pass.” He kept looking at his teacher as his fists clenched. “If you retake the year you should be-“

Denki screamed before he beat him over the head with a laptop. “AAAAAAH!!!” He kept doing it even as the blood sprayed all over him.

————

“Denki Kaminari.” Aizawa spoke to the police. “Snapped when he was in high school and killed his teacher. After that he went on a rampage and killed three more people before he was caught by the cops.”

“Until the Tartarus break out where he got free. Now we’ve got to catch him before he kills again.”

"Shut up." The lights turned on and it revealed he was in large sizeable cage. A man opened the door and came into the cage with him. He gestured to his own neck and showed him a key. "You want out? You fight for it."

.......

Izuku glared at the file in his hands. "...Oh boy..." Himiko raised her eyebrow. "Katsuki Bakugo..."

"Oh I know him. He was one of those prodigy fighters who was trained from birth." Dabi looked it over. "He was like crazy skilled and took on people years older than him."

"The issue came from his attitude." Izuku growled under his breath. "The psycho genuinely had all his worth based on his ability to win fights, granting him a massive inferiority complex. Even more than that, because of his messed up childhood, he believed that anything he couldn't fight his way out of was a signal that his life was a waste."

"Ooo, bet he wasn't a lot of fun to be around." Himiko supposed, which Izuku negated.

"No, for the most part he was fine, just easily annoyed. But whenever he got into an argument with a cashier, or got a parking ticket, basically anything he couldn't legally beat down, he would remember the person who 'screwed him over'. Since he was famous, it would be weird if the person he got into an arguement with suddenly went missing. So he would wait, keeping them in his mind. Sometimes months, sometimes a year... But then he would kidnap them. He would chain them up and place them in a large cage. He would then place the key around his neck and literally fight to the death with them."

"...Yeah okay that's pretty crazy." Himiko frowned. "He forced them into circumstances that he could relate to, like a messed up version of role playing. Hey..." She focused on the details of the arrest. "...He was only caught because his best friend turned him in... Izuku Midoriya."

"Yep." Izuku said as they got on the plane. "And if there's anyone he's gonna wanna hurt, it's me."

.......

Katsuki whistled as he knocked on a door. "...."

"Sorry, sorry..." A woman said before she opened the door. "I'm just...Katsuki."

"Hey Auntie Inko." He said before he gripped her throat. "Let's talk."

———

Katsuki Bakugo is a serial killer that broke out of jail.

Izuku, Himiko, and Dabi are the cops tasked with bringing him.

She rushed through the room. “Mina Ejiro is in love with you! Katsuki you have to jump over a frog on the way to your work out! Denki, Kyouka loves you back, just ask her out! Mineta, just hook up with Himiko!”

She exhaled as she kept blurting out love advice for everyone before eventually collapsing on the couch.

“…What?”

“I’m in a time loop. I have to make sure everyone in my immediate vicinity gets into a relationship!” She breathed heavily. “Okay… I think… I think I got everything… I am so tired…”

“What?”

“Yeah… now then… there’s also the fact that a bunch of people come in and kill us in five, four, three, two-“

A jeep crashed in and Eri got to work fighting them off. “Left, right, backhand, dodge the gunfire, jump the combat knife. Shout out to Pragmata for being a dad simulator. Steal the gun, kill the people. Don’t recoil from the gun shot because I’m used to the sound by now. And…” She surveyed the dead bodies and smiled. “Okay, finally killed them all.”

She then noticed that one of them had pulled a pin before they died. “…Oh come o-“

——-

She gasped and woke back up in her bed. “A grenade! That’s cheap!”

“What?” Aizawa groggily woke up. “What’s this about a grenade?”

“Go call Ms Joke! She thinks about you every night!” Eri yelled as she got out of bed and started running.

Here I die again.

(Before anyone says anything, kids sleep in their parents beds all the time. It feels weird to have to clarify this.)

“We have me, Eri from my hero academia.” She then turned to the rest of the members. “Now sound off!”

“Klee from Genshin Impact!”

“Anya from Spy X Family!”

“Alluka and Nanika from Hunter X Hunter!”

“Hinata from Haikyu!”

“Nezuko in her small form from Demon Slayer!”

“Diana from Pragamata!”

“Wait wait wait…” Denki spoke up. “Is this just a play date for you guys?”

“…It’s cooler if we call it a meeting of a group.” Eri said dryly, causing Denki to shrug and leave them to their devices.

Alas Ramus from Devil is a Part Timer looked at Eri pouting. “…You wanna continue the sound off?”

“No it’s all ruined, let’s just do the play date.