▲ 99 r/Jokes

This neighbor keeps coming over and doing creepy things when I'm not looking

He visits me randomly by showing up at my balcony door, wanting to hang out IG. I'm trying to befriend him, so I let him in. But eventually I find him rubbing his face on my dirty clothing I use for workouts.

I guess I don't mind. It's not like he's hurting me or anything. And I think I'm a bit flattered that he likes my smell so much. I'm a grown ass man by the way, so I can handle myself.

Anyway, is this normal behavior for adults? He's like 9 years old.

Edit: Oh crap, wanted to post in r/catadvice !

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 5 hours ago

People are incredibly stupid and I hate bringing up climate change

Just want to rant a bit. Let me know if you have a similar experience trying to discuss this subject online.

Me: "Anyway, this is bad. Here's why it's bad. We need to stop growth, capitalism (or at least change it), and end the profit motive"

And while I'm exaggerating the swears here, you literally just get fucking mouth-breathers going:

"Lol if it's so bad why aren't governments doing anything?"/"...why did Obama buy sea property?"

"Lol the solar panel project in <weird country> failed! How's Them Apples, libta_r?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"

"Lol good luck living without a car, libt_rd! 🤣🤣🤣🤣"

And many, many variations of "I don't believe you, you're exaggerating, and even if you aren't I don't want to do literally anything anyway"....

And..... I hate to admit it but it drives me absolutely furious. The mocking tone and puke/clown/laughing_crying emojis especially, I don't know why I try to educate people. If anything, people on this planet, at least the ones I seem to meet, makes me hate humanity. Like, how can you be less appreciative of freedom of speech if this is how you use it? To spread complete apathy in the world.

Siiiiiighhhhh

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 2 days ago

Tried some candy for the first time in months. Ew. Anyone else discover they liked trash? :P

So this is how it feels to eat candy as an 'adult' lol. When the sugar hit is gone, all I'm noticing is the low quality chocolate and fairly extreme sugar contents. It's just.... bad.

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 21 days ago
▲ 1 r/razer

(Razer mouse issue) Move the cursor left and right quickly on screen - Does your cursor drift upward too?

I can't imagine this is good for gaming. My mouse is a ~$200 Razer Basilisk Pro. I rest my hand on the bottom of my palm like most.

I think this is a sensor misalignment issue so I took a picture of the sensor. The black bar I drew is perfectly horizontal to the mouse (the upside-down U). But the sensor itself isn't aligned with that. https://i.imgur.com/anuSPch.jpeg

I'm not sure though, but if you have a mouse that's not a Razer and get the same issue, let us know.

u/Ree_For_Thee — 23 days ago

Vem är det som slänger tandtrådsbyglar utomhus? Springer ni omkring och rengör tänderna på språng eller?

Har som liten hobby att plocka skräp med skräpklo och ser en bygel per promenad. Fattar bara inte...

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 1 month ago

Strawberries + high-protein yoghurt + 'crunch' = &lt;3

Vanilla yoghurt. Added some granola in there, 2-3 tablespoons. My god, breakfast for actual champions, my tastebuds are dancing!

I sliced the strawberries up in an egg slicer too to save time.

Oh, and this is just a cup, which is my preferred size for breakfasts on GLP-1s (grown ass male).

Edit: Tried 'neutral' yoghurt now and... not as good.

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 1 month ago
▲ 3 r/Anemic

Cold feet - Water bottle or heated blanket?

My feet are seriously cold. Ice cold to the touch. Sometimes get a blueish hue on the toenails. The feet feel stiff when it's the most extreme, and it's just impossible to ignore. Sometimes just take showers or whip out a bucket of hot water to warm them up.

(Currently wiggling my feet around under 2 pairs of socks, for 30 minutes lol)

Anyway, what's the best route here? Water bottle under a normal blanket (laying/sitting in the sofa), or a heated blanket? I sort of suspect blankets won't be hot enough for my feet.

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 2 months ago

Just had a random thought. If there's a small, say, 1.5cm diameter hole in the metal lid, it'd be great if there was something reacting to the heat so that the hole would close and cut off the oxygen supply.

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u/Ree_For_Thee — 2 months ago