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Obviously Rocky himself is devastated (that scene traumatized me as a child seeing Rocky scream out because he lost his mentor)

Adrian also seems emotional over Mickey passing. Probably because she eventually viewed him as family

But Paulie just looks like 😐. He’s like “Damn… that sucks.”

Pretty much every sponsor SML has gotten, Cody was the one who advertises them.

Would it be cool to have Marvin, Joseph, Jeffy, Brooklyn Guy, or any other character do it?

I don’t know if it’s just me but it feels like modern day boxers seem to rely too much on defense and not enough offense.

Clubber’s style flips the script. He’s a purely offensive boxer who relies heavily on powerful hooks. That is a style I wanna see an actual boxer use instead of always being defensive and afraid to throw a punch.

It’s a shame that modern boxing came to the way it was with defense but what do you think?

My main is the Rouge B30 with the tuners on the sides. My Recording King Dirty 30s Open Back has them on the sides as well.

But a lot of other banjos seem to always have them behind the headstock.

Now there’s no doubt that Ivan Drago is easily one of the scariest fighters in the Rocky franchise. He’s a walking talking giant machine. He even brutalized Apollo Creed to the point where Creed died. There’s a reason why Ivan Drago is considered dangerous.

But Clubber Lang? He has the one feat that Drago doesn’t have. And that is being able to knock out Rocky Balboa. He didn’t win by decision like Apollo or Mason Dixon did. No. He full on knocked him out in the second round.

And I know there’s gonna be some people who will say “Oh but Rocky wasn’t fully trying” or “But Rocky wasn’t fully motivated”. I’m not including any protagonist bias. Mainly because even in the first fight, Rocky was blazing Clubber with his best shots. Rocky was genuinely trying to knock Clubber out but Clubber wasn’t even affected.

And adding onto that. Clubber hasn’t even taken any physical damage from Rocky’s attacks at all. Whereas Drago had massive cuts and bleeding.

So there is no doubt that Clubber could end this fight in 2 rounds. Granted that Drago failed to knock Rocky out in even 12.

Clubber Lang WINS.

She gets put into a match against Brock Lesnar, Oba Femi, or any other big male superstar, (maybe even in a Hell in a Cell match) and gets battered to a bloody pulp. Think similar to that Drew and CM Punk match but incredibly one sided.

And then after that she gets put down into the undercard, and reverts to her Pre Revenge Tour gimmick.

A lot of people say this would be harmful and bad and they never explain why. And it genuinely confuses me as to why this would be a bad thing. All they really say is “Sponsors would leave” but why?

This post isn’t satire. It’s dead serious.

TKO makes a bunch of poor decisions like releasing a lot of good talent (The Wyatt Sicks and whatnot), pushing people who have done absolutely jack shit to deserve it (Liv Morgan), and constantly follow Vince’s formula of pushing the same people. While other people who work twice as hard get twice as less (Johnny Gargano, Finn Balor, etc).

And yet a lot of the fans DEFEND all of TKO’s bad decisions. It makes no SENSE. Why not keep Triple H in full control of the company and creative?

People don’t realize that Vince was the one who got WWE to sell the company to them.

Rodrick is the goat

THIS is the Gargano we should be seeing on TV every week. Not the whole comedy planking crap. The serious main event Gargano.

I made a post on how Gargano could be the face of the company, and people say he can’t captivate a large audience. But this is from TakeOver Chicago II. TakeOver crowds are exactly the same size as main roster PLEs with the exception of WrestleMania.

Just imagine all the crowds being on his side after seeing him dethrone Roman Reigns instead of Cody, seeing Johnny beat Brock Lesnar, Seth Rollins, and other main event names. THAT is the Johnny we need to see.

I definitely believe Baron Corbin has the look, size, and personality to pull off a morally unsettling character. I would book him to be a character thats supposed to make you squirm. A character that makes you think “Oh my god that is just plain sick.” And take it to the max. Think someone like 2009 Orton but taken to more extremes.

What I would do is have him cross several lines that a lot of fans would think should NEVER be crossed. I did around 2 years worth of booking for him and I had him do some of the most morally unsettling things.

Imagine him doing something like ripping off Rey Mysterio’s mask. And I’m not talking like just ripping it off. He’d have him cuffed to the ring post and then rip it off and reveal his face on live tv. Or him beating up Liv Morgan. Not just like hitting a finisher, but full on beatdown and breaking her shoulder with the steel steps. Or opening up someone’s money in the bank contract and ripping it up.

Now THAT version of Corbin would be someone people would talk about for YEARS. He’d be the most hated heel by far because of how many lines he’d cross.

What do you think?

Credit goes to mezzacotta on iToons for where it was originally posted