u/mokicoo

Retail before grocery had me all paranoid about washing everything. Now we just dust it off, eat it, and move on.

I feel silly asking at work because I should know it already.

Went to a community performance of Noises Off! (Highly recommended) Sardines play a big part in it. Heard two couples in front of me talking. One guy says, “What’s the difference between anchovies and sardines?” Someone says they don’t know. Then another says, “Well, what’s the difference between tuna and salmon?” “I DON’T KNOW THAT, EITHER!”

Edit: I do know the difference. I just found it hilarious.

Insert product name in place of “watermelon”.

Well, my cat meows if I give the dog treats and she knows she should get some as well. Stand up for yourself.