▲ 0 r/Jokes

my i guess now ex girlfriend told me her doctor said to remove red meat from her diet

i'm half native american

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u/relayrider — 10 days ago
▲ 12 r/macbook

2017 (i5, 8GiB, Monterey) to 2026 (M5, 16GiB, Tahoe) - prime deal + $200 cc bonus made it time for some fresh Air

u/relayrider — 12 days ago

Sharp Cheddar, Swiss, and "American" on White, Kerrygold on both outsides, and grilled, of course

u/relayrider — 12 days ago

"Cheech & Chong Drooler" is not kidding

just, wowsa. be very cautious with this one. one good hit, and you're literally drooling. two, you're out.

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u/relayrider — 14 days ago

Now the second time, I'm guessing the third of three people I was chatting with is next

i now have to agree with others, the app is just filled with bots and frauds. three of which were realistic enough to fool a skeptic like me.

Hey, relayrider

At OkCupid, we respect and appreciate every member, and work behind the scenes to cultivate a safe and positive experience. Recently, we discontinued ShitheadBot's account due to what appears to be fraudulent* behavior. We are letting you know because you exchanged messages with this member.

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u/relayrider — 14 days ago

Atlantic/Meade (across from Jacob's) this morning - what the hell was that? They had that fancy armoured vehicle going into the house?

nothing in the news at all

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u/relayrider — 27 days ago

You: Superfriendly Dude showed up on our porch and rang the doorbell at 01:45, stayed on the porch until 0600ish? Very odd,reminded us of Willy St. in Madison. ANYWAYS, YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS?

u/relayrider — 28 days ago

found behind the old muncheez

looks like a victorian photo, describe the back to claim!

u/relayrider — 1 month ago
▲ 63 r/volt

gas crisis? what gas crisis?

I have two stations near me that let me charge for free and my school/work is one dollar an hour for up to four hours this is the sort of situation the vault has been waiting for all its life

u/relayrider — 1 month ago
▲ 10 r/spiders

My doorspider greets me every night when i come home

the automatic security light draws a virtual buffet

u/relayrider — 1 month ago