u/rmrdrn

So I was randomly thinking theres some people who like green aliens, and flying saucers, and carnival rides, and parachutes. So what if they mixed all those things together and made it a ride?

They build a 'Gravitron' out in the desert, it spins faster than usual, sends you flying into the air, then deploys a parachute, you float back down. I was thinking maybe $100 per ride since its a special novelty item. What do you think in general?

When people think of Pac-Man the first thing they think about is the yellow ball. Do you think one day the Pac-Man with arms and legs will become so popular that he’s the one they think about first?

Lets say it was 1915 and Babe Ruth was at a carnival. The carnie who works at the 'milk bottle toss' recognized him. The carnie knew Babe Ruth was a professional pitcher. So he challenged him.

The game is called the milk bottle toss. You get a softball and you have to knock down three metal bottles. Babe Ruth gets ten tries. The Carnie gets ten tries.

You’re a little toddler. You find out that you’re related to Tommy Lee Jones (Agent K)

One day he tells you that he’s secretly an agent who works for the Men In Black. He shows you pictures of him handing flowers to a tall alien and even shows you a little marble with an entire galaxy inside it. That day changes your life so you decide to train as a police officer so one day you can surprise him and join the Men In Black.

You’re now 25 and a police officer. You decide to surprise him with the news. He says “No you can’t join. I should’ve never told you. I’m going to get fired”…but you beg him to let you join. He says “Okay fine but you have two options. One you can join but you are erased from history. No one knows you exist ever. Two you can work in the building as the security guard who just sits at the front door entrance 8 hours a day. It’s boring but you get paid $88 dollars an hour”

Conclusion:

1. You can join them but you didn’t know you were going to be erased from history. No one knows you exist. Your friends and family don’t know where you are.

2. You can work as the security guard in the building who just sits in the chair eight hours a day but make $88 an hour. You don’t get erased. You can still go home to your family. But you wasted your entire life training for nothing and don’t get to live your dream as a Men In Black.

Ive only seen two people in the last five years. A man in 2022. A woman and her daughter in 2024. Im aware that they fly them in festivals or the beach but very rarely around the house or park. I was under the impression kites would be a little more popular.

It can be any reason big or small. For example, you kept trying to stack your shoe boxes in your closet but they kept falling back down on the floor. Or you were on a diet, but you were extremely hungry, so you gave up, grabbed a donut, and took a big bite.

It seems like Michael Myers never jokes around or acts silly. He’s always firm and serious. Do you consider this a good thing or bad thing? Do you feel this is hurting his image and causing his popularity to decline and his movies to be less popular now?

In my opinion no. Most pancakes are prepared on the spot. Meaning they’re only a few minutes old. They’d probably be confused and scared as to what is going on. They’d probably be nauseous as they get flipped over with a spatula as well.

I rarely hear people talk about it. For example I hear people say their favorite era was this, or their favorite console is that, their favorite game is so and so. Except i never really hear anyone talk about the floppy disk era in general.

Let’s say Batman was old, and he told himself “I’m old. I’m not going to fight crime anymore. I guess i’ll just retire. Plus i’ll remove my mask for charity to the highest bidder. So the money raised helps
out unfortunate people”

In your opinion do you think he would ever do this? Why or why not?

There’s been many Batmans over the years. Short, Tall, Medium. The shortest Batman was Michael Keaton. He was 5 feet 8 inches. I was randomly thinking how he was short but was beating up all those big thugs. I thought it was kind of cool. Like “Wow this little short scrawny dude is amazing. Hes beating up a bunch bad guys”

It’s kind of like Yoda for example. You sit there and think to yourself this dude is amazing. You might be thinking to yourself “No, short Batman is not better. It makes the fight scenes come across as unrealistic and ruins the movie”

But then again the Batman franchise is fake anyways and takes place in a universe where anything can happen. I don’t know…What’s your opinion? Is short Batman better? Would you prefer a short, tall, or medium Batman? Thanks

I just realized I never really see skateboarders in product advertisements as opposed to all other celebrities like Muhammad Ali on a box of Wheaties cereal, Kim Kardashian limited edition energy drink. Youtuber Mister Beast chocolate bars, rapper Travis Scott Mcdonalds lunch special, fake boxer Jake Paul Prime hydration bottles, Tiger Woods Buick vehicle endorsements, and so forth

I know I would. Thats a big loss. He was doing so good. Scoring so many goals. His best performance ever. Only to see it all end by one goal scored by Spain. That must be painful. Do you think he secretly cried uncontrollably in his hotel room?