Overheard at the community pool: Macho (age 5)
I thought they were calling him Nacho as a nickname but no, kid’s given name was Macho.
My second favorite was a mom who when asked her name: “Shannon. With a C.” “Shannon?” “With a C.” Channon? Schannon? Cshannon? Idk where the C was meant to go but she wanted us to know it was in there somewhere.