“You either die a hero- or live long enough to see yourself become face-fucked.”
Because I’d love to see that wrinkly, pudgy dad bod as he dangles his sack over my chin while his cute little hole kisses my lips. Yum!
When the Angels got rid of him it might have been really premature for them. Granted his ERA was over 10- but Romano is a 2x All-Star and after just 11 games the Angels released him.
Since Romano has started for the Rockies his ERA in his first 7 starts with the Rockies was 1.35. He has 12 total saves so far in 2026- 4 with the Angels and 6 with the Rockies.
I feel like we finally have a good closing pitcher
Because it’s literally the only one that I play.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and imagine myself laying down underneath the chairs in picture 2. I imagine Justin is naked, and he’s shitting and pissing himself as my mouth is wide open underneath his cellulite covered legs.
Then he pushes the chairs out of the way and places his cute, wet little hole directly over my mouth while his sexy sack slaps against my chin.
I know I can’t be the only one who shares this opinion. I’d love to hear all your thoughts.
600 feet from home plate.
That was a ball, ump!
He cast a spell on the Dodgers therefore the Rockies will win again tonight
Title says it all. I got Diablo 4 but I'm wondering if the game forces you to interact with seasons and battle passes and microtransactions to ultimately beat the game on solo.
So if I plan on just doing that could I have a good time with the game?
Guys I seriously don’t know what to do.
I fear the relationship between me and my partner is coming to an end. We aren’t married- engaged and we have a 2 year old daughter together and she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to either of us.
Well- mom and dad fight a lot. At least once a week or more- and it gets ugly sometimes. Lots of shouting and contempt for eachother and t drives me absolutely crazy how miserable I feel in this relationship.
Couples counseling doesn’t work and I fear nothing is going to change. Whenever we argue about something it almost feels like we just silently agree to stop talking about it until the next argument where it just blows the fuck up again.
But the thing is I can’t stand the thought of my daughter being raised by another man, her living under that man’s roof and eating his food and driving in his car. It just breaks my heart. There isn’t another man -yet- but just the thought of my daughter not being with me tears me up inside.
What the hell am I supposed to do? I’ve never felt so trapped. I just want what’s best for my daughter and it seems like no matter what me and my fiancé can’t stop fighting and arguing in front of her and she doesn’t deserve this!!!
I feel like a terrible father.
If Rob Dukes had a vagina I’d let him piss into a wine glass and force feed it to my while I wear a diaper in an adult sized high chair.
Additionally I want him to scream the lyrics to Funeral Hymn right up my ass
I’ve been wanting something more modern after playing Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance 2. I fucking LOVE that game and it doesn’t seem like there’s a whole lot of modern alternatives.
Think of games like this:
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (PS2)
Champions of Norrath
I’ve heard the Diablo games are similar but the fact that Diablo 4 is entirely online turns me off a whole lot. I like the old school mentality that the games I mention had- albeit they were pretty simple. I love the hack and slash, loot, one more dungeon type of feel.
Should I get Diablo 3 Ultimate Evil edition?
Diablo 4?
Or something else entirely?
I’m on PS5
I’ve been wanting something more modern after playing Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance 2. I fucking LOVE that game and it doesn’t seem like there’s a whole lot of modern alternatives.
Think of games like this:
Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Lord of the Rings: Two Towers (PS2)
Champions of Norrath
I’ve heard the Diablo games are similar but the fact that Diablo 4 is entirely online turns me off a whole lot. I like the old school mentality that the games I mention had- albeit they were pretty simple. I love the hack and slash, loot, one more dungeon type of feel.
Should I get Diablo 3 Ultimate Evil edition?
Diablo 4?
Or something else entirely?
I’m on PS5
I personally felt like having his throat ripped out by smiley was a little much considering how much time we’ve spent with this character but whatever
Just look at how fly these things are! Y’all better snag yours before they’re all gone because I’d imagine they’re going pretty quickly.
It helps, of course, that I’m a huge fan of the OG trilogy so it adds to it. But the black with the purple lines and the stars and the rebel logo -chefs kiss- this thing is just fucking perfect.