▲ 4 r/Avatar

Imagine if this happened in the movies

They discover this isolated ancient cave which has been sealed shut for like 10,000 years and inside they find evidence of a long lost Na'vi tribe who made paintings in it. The paintings show Eywa inside Pandora but it also shows Polymphus and all the other moons in the system with their own Eywa inside them. Plus all the celestial bodies are very accurate as if drawn from space.

What the hell happened?!

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 1 day ago
▲ 46 r/Jokes

Vader: "Luke, I am your Father." Luke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Vader: "You also kissed your sister."

Luke: "Now the first one I can believe."

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 2 days ago
▲ 29 r/The10thDentist+1 crossposts

Master of Disguise (2002) was a very, very funny and entertaining movie that deserves more love

Starring Dana Carvey (many know him from Wayne's World) the movie got rated very badly but after watching it like it was so hilarious so entertaining so weird one moment they break into a song and I immedietly danced along to it. It felt like a cartoon IRL like sort of Scooby Doo vibes. You have to see it.

The Abraham Lincolin part no joke was absoulte comedy gold.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 3 days ago
▲ 0 r/Jokes

A young girl had a very difficult start in life. She’d been rescued from a dangerously neglectful home and placed into care, but the years that followed weren’t easy either

She was angry, frightened, aggressive, and when she cried, she cried so loudly and for so long that several foster placements broke down. A few families even tried to adopt her, only to decide they couldn’t cope and she was sent back.

Then, one day, everything changed.

A family consisting of a mom, dad and two daughters came along. They adopted her, brought her home, and this time it stuck.

Years passed. She grew up happy and loved, she was given all her hearts desires and had so much fun with her two wonderful sisters. The parents never, ever gave up.

On her 25th birthday, she was with her family eating cake when she finally asked something she’d wondered about for years.

"Mom, Dad… I’ve always been confused about something. I know you love me, and I love you both more than anything. But when I was little, I was incredibly difficult. Nobody else could handle me. What was it about you two that made you able to adopt a kid like me and actually make it work?"

Her dad said:

“Well, obviously we could handle you. We already had two daughters."

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 11 days ago
▲ 1 r/ghibli

In Spirited Away why dosent Yubaba do all the work?

Like she's very powerful like she use telekinesis just by waving her finger to drag Chihiro from down the corridor. She could easily do all the things the bathhouse workers do with finger flicks.

The Stink Spirit scene she dosent seem to be able to stand aganist the mud that gets sprayed at her but when they're all heaving she could have used her force to pull too.

She is meant to be kinda greedy but if she did all the work she wouldn't need to pay the bathouse workers thought idk if she even does I can't recall.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 12 days ago

People can carry diarrhea alarms which are designed to go off when diarrhea is detected in the bowels and make sure no toilet is only for paying customers

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 13 days ago

I hate how I try so hard to be a nice person and people still treat me like I'm the devil for such tiny mistakes

Like I'm feeling like crying remembering these foul comments made about me in a group chat after I left then later returned. They raged about me as if I had done the most evil things imaginable, but what did I actually do?

I just had fun in the chat like everyone else was, posting what was on my mind, sometimes joining in the main topic other times like other people I would just say whatever and hoping more people would join in.

These comments were from a few years ago when I was new to group chats with strangers too. It's ironic people tell me to be really careful not to upset people while others get to say far far worse.

And even if I begged for forgiveness and admitted everything was 100% my fault they would still never forgive me...and yet some people have said they can't imagine why anyone would hate me.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 14 days ago

[Jurassic Park 3] why the Spinosaurus kept chasing the humans

The Spinosaurus always chased the humans in the movie even though it could have hunted many other bigger prey on the island and even had the dead rex to eat.

Some theorised there was more than one and the first Spino was hit by the plane and the second was it's mate in revenge.

But here's my theory, when the Spino first encounters them it gets hurt by the plane.

Then it meets them by the huge spiky fence which is bashed through.

Then it meets them on a boat in the river.

Notice anything?

All the times it experienced the humans they were with big foreign artifical objects. The plane was fast and loud, the fence was spiky and blocking the way and the boat was in the river which it could swim in, another intrusive strange object.

The spino associated humans with these things so took them as major threats. To add to it the spino may have grown to hate humans by being raised badly by ingen who cloned it secretly and illegally.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 17 days ago
▲ 2 r/ghibli

In Spirited Away one of Boh's toys is a pterodactyl

This means that in the Spirited Away universe (some believe all ghibli movies are in the same universe too) prehistoric life existed before humans.

So did the prehistoric life have its own spirit world that paralleled it? Spirits that resembled pterodactyls, dinosaurs, mammoths etc

And the spirits are all Japanese ones but surely there must be like Ancient Egyptian spirits in Egypt, Ancient Greek spirits in Greece, Native American you name it.

And then even alien planets having their own spirits.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 24 days ago

Why won't my parents understand?

Am from UK my family are atheist with nothing to do with Islam but following the Berlin attack and now the Paris knife attack I keep telling them how I'm anti-Islam due to all the problems that come out of it but they insist it's wrong of me to be that.

I keep saying over and over I don't oppose every Muslim but the religion itself much like you can oppose smoking while not everyone who smokes and be concerned by smoking as it harms people. But they always say things like "you need to meet real Muslims, you need to read more, you just get stuff online."

Even when I talk about this sub I'm still told it's a load of reddit rubbish.

Everytime a new attack happens that hammers another final nail in the coffin.

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u/Atalkingpizzabox — 24 days ago