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Much to my chagrin, I don't quite think I'll be able to hit as many bakeries as I'd like to since I'm only there for two days. This sub/the internet has been super helpful in narrowing down my top three choices.

Right now I'm between Tartine, Arisacult, and Jane the Bakery. Unless Neighbor Bakehouse is REALLY worth it, it's pretty far out of the way for me, sadly 😔

Sourdough is my favorite type of bread. I love a good croissant of any kind. Will probably also be getting a drip or iced coffee while I'm there.

Y'all are the best and thank you for any input/advice🫶🏻

If you don't live under a rock, I'm sure you've heard about the Cornell 7 Rapists story that's currently unfolding. The university and other universities are also going to have peaceful protests that day.

Would people be interested in joining if the campus held one or is there any information on one being held here that I'm not aware of?

If you don't live under a rock, I'm sure you've heard about the Cornell 7 Rapists story that's currently unfolding. The university and other universities are also going to have peaceful protests that day.

Would people be interested in joining if the campus held one or is there any information on one being held here that I'm not aware of?

After an insanely busy week, I'm finally getting the chance to read Hollywood, Ending and this interested question is posited by a character in the book:

"But can he hold a gun? You see somebody in something, and they look good. Handsome. Good actor. Natural. Big talent. And the execs would say, but can he hold a gun. Because the weird thing about Hollywood is that for all its liberal hippie kombucha peacenikking, you can't get far if you can't hold a gun. Think about every big actor. Tom Cruise — m-greated holding a gun. Arguably his biggest talent. Denzel Washington — what a fucking gun holder. Paul Giamatti? Great actor. Really. Brilliant. Can't hold the gun, though. Just doesn't look right. The,, fucking Twilight guy. Rob Pattison, cant hold a gun."

Okay, so at the time John wrote this, I highly doubt he'd have known Robert Pattinson would be having an absolute b**anner year.

So far he's had The Drama, The Odyssey, and Primetime just came out. Dune 3 is later this year. In perhaps a top 3 moment of The Odyssey, he's cowering behind a pillar telling other BEGGARS to get out of here to pick up the swords, knives, and shields that are being tossed from the room above where the weapons are stored and little Telemachus is getting the shit kicked out of him, but Antinous himself never fights.

Rob is everywhere, but CAN he hold a gun? I never saw it, but I'm fairly certain his character does in Mickey 17. I don't even think he does in The Batman because doesn't Batman have a....particular moral compass about not wielding guns or something? I don't recall.

Anyone who saw The Drama knows that Zendaya can hold the fuck out of a gun, but I don't know about Pattinson. Even if he were to play a CIA agent or some movie or show about a crime ring or whatever, I don't think I see it?

Nerdfighters of reddit, I now ask you this question a fictional character imagined by John asked: can he hold a gun?

167 - I've never even heard the term 'initialism' but yes, Seth with the FU clapback. Lmaoo the settlers of Catan joke. I have not heard of the movie 'Dave.' Damn, five year anniversary of Corrections is baffling. Yesssss, cloaca pronunciation vindication (week 2) but make it rhyme time. STOP THE PUNCH THE MONKEY COMPARISON. Thank you for pointing out the cat eye in the fake McDonald's ads. For all you Quaids out there, the alf stuff originated in corrections. This is the week of Monday March 2, the Andy/Alf/Nick Cage stuff was 2ish weeks ago. In the pod, the first instance of alf was March 26. PROPERTY BROTHERS LICK A STAMP or whatever omg. Im dead. Hahahah the security knife joke ending. This was a decent corrections, Sethly!

168 - Yesss Seth vocalizing his text to Andy to see if he's available to save time. Hah, take that, Jackal. 156 slightly has the edge over 141. I, too, knew barrels was a measurement of gasoline and not what it's stored in. Jackson who really hates that Lindsey Graham impression....well in 4 months you'll get your wish! Butthole for eggs. Ummm when was 'There will be Bananas' parody discussed? Mmmmm...i think a lot of jackals are going to take umbrage with the fact that a plaintin is not technically a banana? The sweater he's wearing actually looks great with the gray hair

169 - His negroni is browner today. That does look like an attic.

170 - memento tattoos (compare to TLI&SMP). Seth's studio is an overflow for SNL interns on weekends😆 I neither know Jimmy Stewart nor Walter Brennan. Yesssss creepy AF Mac tonight sculpture with dick. A lot of time on the dick, not enough time on the toes

171 - HE'S DRINKING BEER‽ Glasses on and started reading smallest font corrections before crumpling and throwing into trash can. Very Rachel Maddow with those glasses. That Scollins tank top bucket was incredible

172 - hahahahha yes. Giving Rachel Maddow. Droast effect. No jokes, just interesting things. Here for it 🙂‍↕️

173 - sith meyers crewneck is cool if you're willing to look like a nerd. how many people sent him cheaters? Ugh one of his collars is sticking out but the other side isnt. Did no one send this man glasses????

174 - Beer again! That dark green sweater looks so good with his eyes. Are there really 50 people in the crew watching corrections? Awwww Buck's back

175 - lol what is ben doing in the guest seat?? Not a fan of this. 'Someone in this family doesnt say yes every time NBC tries to fuck him' - Larry Meyers 😂💀 Ben being there is so dumb. Sorry, worst episode.

176 - holy shit this episode is 26 mins. Yeah and you gave us some animal flubs fakeouts too. Hadnt realized it was episode 91. Are unicorns mythical or mystical? Both? Hahhaha say the names. Omg Seth was actually startled. Seth cant do frames with smaller lenses. He just keeps putting on more glasses😆 Seth told the Lithgow Knicks joke on the pod too. Clippy as Bill Gates lawyer. Awww man he's really upset that he can't remember the guests from this week. He got 7 so far though. Dead at him not remembering he had one of his own writers on the show

177 - y'all its 2341 and I'm fading. Seth's pneumonic device to remember his guests was cute. I can't imagine everyone in the room waiting 11+ mins for him to say Jenny Hagel

Okay, I technically have until this Thursday, but I'll be caught up tomorrow for sure!!! 🤗

157 - Seth, you were right. This one was VERY forgettable 

158 - Is Seth not an attractive male in his workplace? (Vs Lloyd vs Baze and Steve) Is it cool to make your assistant make you penis icecubes? .... In 2025? That emotional montage ending with the cat anus😂 now I have to urban dictionary 'french dip' the female equivalent of 'tea baggging' nice to know equality exists, I guess?? Him sliding the little dick ice cube around the desk. Hahahahha got hit by the third sandwich when he was trying to be sincere. Fourth sandwich, square in the head. I got a great sticker from this episode. 

159 - Kazoo me 😆. I dont think I know how kazoos work either tbh. Hahahah do you [Wally] throw him [his son] by the belt when you throw him under the bus? So self satisfied with his Seth Sauce (melted negroni ice cube)

160 - lolol which of you corrections lunatics is going to count the pencils in the picture? I counted twice and I dont know if I was right, but I know it was over 37 pencils. Im 💀 at Seth making Sabrina say stuff during their Day Drinking bit. 'I consent to using this in perpetiuty' and Seth doing 'superstar' and going down while Sabrina is like.....uhhh wtf. Jackal in-fighting. I have not heard of the hand egg joke. Awwww, bye, Buck! Seth looking mighty fine in that navy Jackal hoodie

✨161✨ - idris elba / Marisa Abela is pretty cool late night history. But yeah, Seth, late night dont give a fuckin shiiit about that lol. How funny would it be if corrections got an Emmy after Buck left. Holy shit, that Jackal did not mince words about the monacle wearing orca. Etymology of kidnap in a totally real letter. Beanie boobies lmao. Hahahhah Buck St. Elsewhere nod

162 - AHHHH green Jets sweater. What is a gay 5???? This bottling up sounds in jars bit is fun. 

Frisbee popped inside because she was basically a cat 🎶 🎵😹😹😹😹 

We've talked about the cats digitially removed butt holes in a prior episode. This poison/vemon conversation and Seth's confusion is so endearing. I didnt understand that joke at all. OMG he hasnt even told the joke yet (snow white) and he's laughing so hard. He has to come back to it😆 hey Denis Fronz (all you Quaids out there, righteous kill) stop I dont get the 'in russia the apple bit you' this fractal video is sooooooo unsettling. 💀 dead at Seth accidentally receiving a LOtR wedding invite for Stephen Colbert – he'd be allllll over that shit 

163 - Alf ref, Quaid Army! AND Samberg (he does have an Alf impression) Oh, good he called him. Sure, Seth, everyone watches Heated Rivalry for the hockey. Ope, Seth stepped into political hot water Odessa Texas/Russia. HE DEAD omg those graphics. Okay but for the udder beverage graphics, why is coke the only one that's vertical??? Hunter's Frisbee embroidery/cross stitches were amazing. Hahahahah sending the Jackals after Stephen Colbert. 

164 - Lmao the Seth ratio of how many women he satisfied. I love when Andy doesn't pick up just as much as when he does. So down for this subway correction. Pepsi >>>>>>>>>> coke. The 'though' definitely be doing some heavy lifting 😂

165 - that Frisbee sweater is TOIGHT. Ahhh, yes The Good Place plug (Trolley problem). That show is incredible, highly recommend everyone watch it. Moon man, I miss the Mack tonight bit. There are 5 candles on the paper crown the kid is wearing. 💀 He forgot his props. You're right Seth, there's nowhere I'd rather be than watching corrections. Definitely playing better than the entire rest of the episode so far. He was only gone a minute - 'for daddy to come back' meh 🫤 Alexi was one of the middle 'nos' 😂

166 - awww, the way he announced 'cloh-ah-cah' instead of 'clo-ay-cahs' there was surely cloaca talk in a previous corrections?? I bet the Jackals are gonna corrections him. The Jim/John knife story is incredible. It was probably (?) a pretty HAH! I NOTICED THE FIVE CANDLES ON THE PAPER CROWN #VINDICATED (i am selfish I am wrong. It wasnt until a few months ago that i found out it was written for the second tobey Spider-man. Excellent song). [Manits] Shrimp's always on the Barbie [box]. Apartment full of cats....just google it (giggles) alright I'll see ya next week

It’s your Fah-fah-fah-friday open thread!

"The comment section on this post is open for discussion with other quaids on **any subject** that you want to talk about. Think of it as an episode without Seth to keep things on track: You can discuss the pod, sure, but you're also free to make like a threeadore and chat about whatever you want." - (Shamelessly copy/pasted from u/ohmykierbecky's post last week)

Hot wings? A dozen? FIFTY‽ Pterodactyl wings? AT&T ads? That one Quaid who put a picture of kid in a box?

Hittus in the tittus!

\*As long as you're not a Steve and you follow the sub rules. 🏝️

Lol Seth's Version (but now the numbering in the playlist and the episode numbers are off 😭)

100 - Seth, NYC was not even in the path of totality. Singularity, you wrote an inside joke about a man you never knew. Mac tonight killed Seth. AHHHH

101 - GUESS WHO'S BACK and looking very casual in a flannel

102 - john Adams/Thomas Jefferson Murder suicide lol. The way he crossed off his topics on his list — ADORABLE. Promoter for ten commandments. 'People thought I was going to unload on the graphics department.' If anything Seth has said about the graphics dept is true, then they should love that 😏🙊 off license ballet and girls are getting chucked. Celebrity baby teeth books starting in the middle - ever heard of a preface?? SAFETY GIGGLES

103 - hahah viewership was down for 101. Maybe because I kept saying 100 would be the end. He (Hannibal Lecter) didn't eat faces, he used them for fun. Omg his vampire voice 😂🥹 'would you call it a money grab if someone reached for a pile of nickels?' celebrity baby teeth endings are my favorite kind of rage bait 💀

105 - gosh colbert seems really nice. How do we get to be one of his Jackals? I'm sorry are you on a leash??? Bernie Sanders Vampire

106 - that Negroni glass is insanely wide. I, for one, adore celebrity baby teeth

107 - giggling so hard after he hung up on Andy

108 - Surprise samberg. Oh fun...train people. 'sitcom in its 5th season.' hey now, season 5 of 30 rock had some of the best episodes of the series

109 - no celebrity baby teeth cant be over 😭

110 - Seth strike hat Shoemaker apology tux story. RFK Jr. Animal flubs was terrifying

111 - lol palindrome baiting

113 - oh he's finally drinking his negroni and rage baiting that jackal who didnt like seeing other liquids in champagne glasses. It reflects badly on the parent when your kids don't understand how whispering works

115 - apparently I already watched this episode? Oh man he really does sound terrible 😥 i take sudafed recreationally

116 - not a fan of chappie

119 - it's like listening to a directors commentary

120 - oooh it's the ferret episode! 'an extra camera man had to stay'

122 - Seth giggles at the weasels head blowing up

123 - mispro-NOUN-ciation mispro-nun-ciation, but really it's just inflection. His Bill Burr is a lot better this week

124 - not accepting staff submissions callback 🤌🏻

124 - bad episode and it's jimmy Carter's fault

126 - awww man, he's getting in his head about it. OMG he is wearing a collared shirt under a sweater today. ADORABLE. Great look on him, truly. 'Because he's McDead.' 'gained a lot of love and respect that he didnt have before' MY ONLY SOLACE IS THAT HE DIDNT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THIS EPISODE. What an absolute roast from that Jackal

127 - One of my favorite first 2 mins of an episode ever. Thumbnails ruining jokes - jokes on you! Pirate 🏴‍☠️🦜☠️ Joke fragment from his middle of the night thoughts....I love this man. 🫶🏻Marbles celebrity baby teeth fake out. I would pay good money to throw cereal at Seth Meyers.

128 - 'dont worry, we made the interns eat it [the thrown cereal] ’Are you cereal?' best comment - Seth is a mean sober

129 - FRUITLOOPS WITH NEGRONI SETH WHY. Lmao, someone asking if his ears got longer?

131 - 'the way you would try to prime a lawn mower

134 - this ear gag is insane 😆 yes, the back of card bit does still work!!!!

135 - 'A bunch of you said worms cant sing' 🙄 one act between two jackals (one reluctantly so) awwww Seth called us Buddies

136 - duck duck goose joke and running around desk. Perfection

137 - "I think you misunderstand how slutty LARPers are" (side note: there's a 'Best of Dolly' compilation 😭😭😭😭)

138 - seeing Seth in a tuxedo is jarring and causes discomfort. That's not a yak, it's a highland cow. That animal flubs fakeout was CRUEL

139 - Animal Flubs Celebrity Baby Teeth Fever Dream..his negroni color really varies week to week.

140 - [very quiet guitar riff] horse porn.

Quick note - Mac tonight >>>>>>> cosby arc. But a bunch of people sending Seth their Cosby stuff, presumably to get rid of it is hilarious

141 - 69 'both couples invert, youre back to where you started' glockenspiel pun 🤌🏻. Jack Moff jerkin around. This has officially gotten too weird for me 'thrive in my absence'

142 - glad he addressed the Lyle sweatshirt right away

143 - this very moment i am SO PISSED because the menu is literally not on any streaming service 😞😮‍💨😠 what the effff i cant find the croissant sketch anywhere

144 - I get love and a companion and a tiny apex predator from my cats THANK YOU VERY MUCH..stop he's actually going to drink a negroni someone sent in. HE REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS DADDY

145 - fish stuff, bird stuff.....animal flubs 👀. That is the longest end card I've seen

147 - why the fuck is he wearing a tie?? Frisbee's death (finally catching up)

149 - coffee cup with the stranger things bat🤣. Cat butthole singing memory is one of the worst things I've ever seen so thanks, Seth

150 - I think he got a haircut. It's super unpuffy. Seth had too much tired queen energy during bowen & matt day drinking STOP. The moment he took off the shirt to reveal a tank top and Bowen and Matt lost their shit was amazing. THE ULTIMATE FRISBEE JOKE OMIGOD

151 - six minutes??? Dayummm, short ep. Lolol Wally being asleep. Seth looks so nice in blue! His card is ahhhh grammatically incorrect 'cue cards is exhausting'

152 - Glad he addressed the cue cards grammar because he was right. In that instance it was being used as a verb. Tay-kover week ofc everyone was in a hullaballoo for her epsiode

153 - I did not understand the Diwali joke until another Jackal pointed it out. She [Frisbee] would've come back.....from the dead???

154 - 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

156 - NYT Legos clue giving Seth an existential crisis. UMMM WUT. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SANG im loving it?????? It [Corrections] exists in the silence it created, unrequested, unrequited.

Hey! Desk Andy doinks callout!

Thank you u/SoupFullofRadio for explaining what corrections was sometime last year. My youtube rewind will surely be even more Seth-filled than it already was😂

I'm in the home stretch. I can do it before he gets back. Alsoz this man started ANOTHER podcast😂

Hello, QA!

We have some awesome Quaids: re-listeners tracking terms that Should Be Noted and making charts and slides; a very talented artist whose work was given a shout out on the pod and had Quaids clamoring for prints; one Quaid who has a lot of physical merch and media and collectibles.

We love your enthusiasm, and there is no better place to share it than here!

Let's be honest, where else would you share it? 😆

From here on out there will be a monthly pod-related self promotion post to shamelessly plug yourself. Please keep our rules in mind and make AI disclaimers/provide context.

Thank you u/withininus for the beautiful beach postcard! My cats get night zoomies, too. Luckily the woman who lives below me isn't at her place a ton. I hope you were able to get some sleep! Also, the stamps you picked out are super cool!

u/humble_peoplepleaser I feel so honored to be your first reddit exchange!!! The sunset sky on the postcard is absolutely gorgeous and the washi tape and stickers are adorable – and thank you for the extra sticker! Is it a little Roblox or mincecraft guy? 😅

Have any Lost Weekend songs cracked your top ten? I'm fully acknowledging recency bias, but honestly I think it'll hold up! Here's mine

1. Halloween

2. I Cant Wait

3. Garden Song

4. Bobby

5. Motion Sickness

6. Chinese Satellite

7. Georgia

8. Smoke Signals

9. Kill Me

10. Lost Weekend

Honorable mentions - Funeral, I Know The End, Demi Moore, The Governor's Waltz, As Above

Their own category and worth mentioning - That funny feeling cover (Bo🫶🏻), The Night We Met (Lord Huron)

Please share yours! 🙂