
u/CrawBunny

The Italian barbers go crazy
People often trashed about Joshu's hairstyle but barely talked about the Part 5 disastrous haircut. Genuinely the worst hairstyle in fiction
Sale, Pesci and Squalo look like they went to the same barber.
Fuck even is Zucchero barber doing? Is he finna use his hairstyle to bitch slap someone???
Ghiaccio is just Gum Gum No Mi, no question asked.
The fabled Jojolion. Does this mean Jos8ke will be in Jojolands!!?! Peak!!!
Will P8 Stands be in Part 9?
On everyone's soul, Walking Heart and California King Bed will get their own evolution
I wish Ningbo had been kept alive
Like Usagi and Paco weren’t even intending to kill him but noo, Araki dumping character with cool abilities meanwhile Lame Shebang and Gay West alive.
Seconds of Summer
Stand User: Lucina Pendleton. User has a heightened sense of hearing.
Stand Name: Seconds of Summer.
Stand details: Seconds of Summer takes the form of a rattlesnake-like Stand whose segmented body flashes vivid colors in rapid succession, resembling the lights of a dance floor. A glowing halo hovers above its head while small curved, devil-like horns protrude from its head. Its name reflects Lucina’s habit of procrastinating and her longing for “just a few more seconds of summer.” (Credit to u/No-Lobster7978)
Stand Ability - Rhythmic: Seconds of Summer can perceive the “rhythm” flowing through the air and within living beings. When the Stand bites a target, it marks them with its rhythm, though only one individual can be affected at a time. By synchronizing with the target’s soul, Lucina can instinctively predict their movements and reactions with frightening precision. The Stand may also disrupt that rhythm, overwhelming the target with intense sensory disorientation that distorts balance, timing, and perception. However, because Lucina herself becomes linked to the same rhythm, the side effects partially affect her as well.
Sub Stand - Hell Bells: As a secondary ability, Seconds of Summer can shake its rattletail to release a pulsating rhythm within a five-meter radius. Drawing from the idea that music can influence the human mind and body and her natural carefree personality, this rhythm stimulates the body’s natural recovery process, accelerating healing and reducing physical strain in those affected by it.
Stats:
Power - D (Its bite while does hurt a bit, is no more than the pain reception of a slap to the face)
Speed - A (Ability wise, it travel at the speed of sound)
Range - D (Ability wise, its only 5 meters, however, the distance away from its user is max 30 meters. While the user can't see, they can sense the vibrations near the Stand)
Durability - C (Ability wise, it last for around 1 minute. However, can be extended if the target isn't expending much energy, up to an hour max)
Precision - A
Potential - A
In Stone Ocean, WS was shown to have some sentient, but I assume that's cuz of Pucci speaking through him. I wonder if some stands can be talked to and try to understand yourself better (beside the disc stands ofc)
Imagine Star Platinum interacting with Jotaro post prison scene and all it say is Ora. Or perhaps Stand communicate via telepathy.
I have a fun headcanon that while alone, Pucci summon whitesnake and get a disc to play a random music playlist
Shape of You is a posthumous Stand that manifested fully after the death of its user. Rather than lingering as a separate entity, it fused with the user’s identity and appearance, taking the form of a woman in her thirties with distinctly French features, her body carrying subtle traces of the Stand’s unnatural design beneath an otherwise human exterior. Though technically deceased, the user’s consciousness remains completely intact, allowing her to continue her everyday routines as if nothing had happened. However, she lost memories of her past name and is going by the name Shape of You.
Now existing as her own Stand, she can freely choose whether non-Stand users are able to perceive or physically interact with her. At will, she may become utterly absent to ordinary people. In addition, Shape of You grants passage into the Mirror World, a barren parallel dimension where no life exists and all things appear reversed. Only she may enter and exit this realm by using mirror as gateways.
I like Jojo.
Black Sabbath (Vento Aureo)
Man in the Mirror (Vento Aureo)
C-Moon (Stone Ocean)
Whitesnake (Stone Ocean)
It's just Japanese mfers gatekeeping against British, German and Spanish people
This is only on SR side, we haven't talked about how Quincies exterminate Hollows just because
Then we have Hollow, unironically the oppressed group.