Something's wrong with the polls?

It always says that "0 people" answered despite there being dozens of comments, and whenever I try to click either option, it doesn't register. What's going on with this subreddit?

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u/Fennel_Fangs — 2 days ago

I haven’t touched my island in a week, what should I expect?

So I had a week-long depressive episode which made it impossible to do anything. And I’m kind of nervous to open my island again. What should I do?

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u/Fennel_Fangs — 2 days ago

[DBWI] What if monkeys were the dominant species instead of dogs?

So I was coming home after watching the new Chunky Chimp sequel with my daughters, and it's surprisingly mature for a Chunky Chimp film. Anyway, on the way home, my eldest asked me what the world would be like if monkeys were in charge of the world instead of us dogs. I figured they'd build houses in the trees like in the movies, but what're your thoughts on the matter, Reddit?

u/Fennel_Fangs — 3 days ago

HMF this video of a sable wreaking havoc in a Russian soda/liquor aisle

First of all, this isn’t breaking the rules because it’s not a viral video. I just saw it on Tumblr a while back. Someone caught a sable on camera, and it broke into what I think was a liquor or soda aisle in a store in some eastern European country (Russia, I believe). And it was climbing all over the shelves and knocking glass bottles of brightly colored liquid to the floor where they smashed open.

I don’t know if this will help any, but here is a picture of a sable for reference.

u/Fennel_Fangs — 5 days ago

Was at a convention and the only picture I took there was of Yuffie enjoying some tendies and juice

u/Fennel_Fangs — 5 days ago

[WP] The year is 2XXX. Water has become so scarce that blood is now the main source of hydration. Humans have been implanted with fangs so they can harvest precious fluids. Welcome to the age of vampires.

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u/Fennel_Fangs — 12 days ago

Looking for more vampires for Slutty Vampire Island!

It’s not actually called Slutty Vampire Island. It’s called Tomovania. I just call it that colloquially. Basically the plan was to make an island and populate it with all the coolest vampires in fiction. And some humans on the “Human Farm”.

So far, I’m thinking:

  • Dracula (the big man himself)
  • Alucard (Castlevania)
  • Draculaura (Monster High)
  • Mavis (Hotel Transylvania)
  • D (Vampire Hunter D)
  • Abridgeucard (Hellsing)
  • Astarion (Baldur’s Gate III)
  • Raziel (Legacy of Kain)
  • Remilia and Flandre Scarlet (Touhou)

And on the human farm:

  • Trevor Belmont (Castlevania)
  • Rapunzel (Tangled; for the “I’m a lesbo” meme)

Tentative about adding:

  • Lestat (Interview with the Vampire; have not read the books or watched the series)
  • Laszlo and Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows; it’s going to be a pain in the ass to get them together)
  • Kieran and Spelldon (Monster High; ditto)
  • Count Orlok (Nosferatu; I initially just thought he’d be comic relief)
  • Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII; does he count?)

Any suggestions? More vamps to add? Decor inspiration?

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u/Fennel_Fangs — 16 days ago

The question isn't "how I can look more like them". It's "where I can find clothes that look like theirs?"

God forbid I want to look like a hot piece of vampire aristocracy, because mainline brands just don't sell this stuff at all. And I'm not all too familiar with indie brands (at least ones that fit me, jeez). So could you recommend some places to find a good getup for teleporting around the castle? Thanks in advance

u/Fennel_Fangs — 21 days ago

What’s the proper procedure for if and when a rabid specimen enters my vicinity?

The rabies outbreak hasn’t reached my neighborhood yet, but I just want to stay prepared.

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u/Fennel_Fangs — 29 days ago

Anyone know where to get outfits for these Final Fantasy character plushies?

NOTE: NOT MY IMAGES I JUST FOUND THEM ON PINTEREST

I am accumulating more of these little guys every year or so. The 7in (17-18cm) (not counting the hair spikes) Final Fantasy character plushies from Square Enix. And I keep seeing them in little outfits on Pinterest and wondering where I get outfits that fit them.

u/Fennel_Fangs — 30 days ago

“It’s not cancer, it’s not cancer,” she repeated to herself as she felt up the lump in her breast.

After all, tumors weren’t supposed to wriggle under the skin like that.

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u/Fennel_Fangs — 2 months ago