u/Garbodor851

This is original box so it might be worth something

This is original box so it might be worth something

Ugly ass rat, he looks like Elmer Fudd off of SheIn. Looking at me like I'm gonna help him, this ugly rat can't even solve a problem by himself he HAS to get some blue floating rodent to help him because he's stupid "OH TOODLES!!!!!!" Ur like 40 years old just go to the shed and get a hammer dumbass

Not only is he annoying, ugly and has no shirt on so his nipples hang out, he's so self entitled. Why is everything themed after him, he has the clubhouse, paths, restaurants, trains, planes, meth houses themed around his gross face card that isn't lethal because he's handsome, it's because he thinks he's all that in a bag of chips but I know he'd manage to make bag of chips and the chips themselves themed after him.

His obsession with hotdogs is too much and his gluttony towards these wursts needs to be studied, every fucking day he solves some stupid issue that he started, then he forces everyone inside of the clubhouse yet again to dance while he controls EVERYONE. Everyone besides him dances with 0 emotion, oh and also he feels the need to interrupt the song in later seasons and explain what happened because he's so selfish that he thinks we're STUPID! Mickey is a demonic entity that forces everyone to bow down to him and everyone goes along with it or else you're dead, we need to shoot mickey.