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The chapter of Old Ulysses is over. Thus, a new chapter begins.
u/GreenT1979 — 1 day ago
All I want is to marry a US army soldier so I can trap him with a baby, milk his benefits, cheat on him brazenly while he's deployed, become fat and neglect my children, and threaten to tell his superior office that he's been abusing me every time he pisses me off. Is that so much to ask?
reddit.comu/GreenT1979 — 1 day ago
And what exactly makes you think you aren't sexually attracted to toothepaste?
reddit.comu/GreenT1979 — 3 days ago
Ever be at a restaurant and have a waiter so hot you're deliberately mean to them in hopes that they WILL spit in your food?
reddit.comu/GreenT1979 — 5 days ago
I caught myself masturbating again. Is it maybe time to sit myself down and have the talk with me?
reddit.comu/GreenT1979 — 6 days ago
Why the fuck are girl scouts so bloodthirsty?
Seriously every time I make eye contact with one of those little bitches it goes straight for my jugular. Like JFC all I wanted was a box of thin mints.
u/GreenT1979 — 8 days ago
Why don't people who vape just smoke cigarettes like normal people?
reddit.comu/GreenT1979 — 9 days ago
why isn't the song "Girls Girls Girls" just called "Whores Whores Whores"?
reddit.comu/GreenT1979 — 10 days ago