You gain the powers of a superhero of your choice, in exchange you unleash the Bed Demon onto the world.

You can pick the powers of any superhero who's already been published in any media before today. If you pick a hero who has reality warping or omnipotent power, you still cannot change the reality of the consequence described below.

If you accept, the Bed Demon manifests on our planet. The demon has a horrifying, grotesque appearance, and radiates an aura causing a pure sensation of impending doom. Every day or night, at a random time, the demon will pick someone in the world who's sleeping. It will stand at the edge of their bed or other sleeping apparatus and motionlessly look at the sleeper. It will wait for the sleeper to awaken and notice them, stand there for another five seconds, and then disappear.

It won't hurt anyone physically.

This isn't exactly a boggart that takes a different appearance based on the fears of the sleeper, but a primordial, incomprehensible beast whose mere form taps into something deep in the human psyche. Obviously I can't describe such a being, but it has an appearance that everyone will be horrified by.

Do you accept this dark offer? If you decline, you get $5,000 for your time.

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 5 days ago

Fun fact, he's not called Rick Prime at all. Put some respect on Weird Rick's name!

I know that the name was retconned and he's officially Rick Prime, just thought this was an interesting glimpse into the past

u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 5 days ago

We know she can bypass her mental block in times of extreme stress. So can she like. get livid with you and turn you into a pathetic frog?

u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 8 days ago

I got the 72 hour extension but it's still not working?

Never used it before, used it this time since my paycheck cycle is messed up after jail. It went through, the button to do it is gone, but there's not even a little message or anything saying I got it, and it still says payment suspended. I still can't text or call. I just did this 10 minutes ago, do I have to wait for business hours or something?

Any help is appreciated, thank you!

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 8 days ago

Super cute receptionist robot was voiced by Grey Delisle

Pretty sure that it was also her voicing O'Doyle's mom in his leprechaun trance

u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 10 days ago

What if Rick turn himself into a lime not a pickle what do you think about limerick!!!

Wuba dub dub!!! I'm having a financial health crisis please send me five dollar for Quizno pizza

u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 11 days ago
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[August 9th, 1969] It's 1:00 in the damn morning, my neighbors have just been blasting Beatles music and screaming for the past hour. Gonna call LAPD if they don't shut up!

u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 13 days ago

Hearthstone mobile bug? Unplayable

After the new update, it prompted me to sign in. I did so, it takes me back to the Hearthstone screen, then crashes. When I reopen it, back to the start.

Has anyone else experienced this?

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 14 days ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 5.6k r/rickandmorty

Has the show moved on from "Roiland humor"?

Rick and Morty has always been one of my favorite shows, but an aspect I never really enjoyed was what the show was initially known for: the zany, sophomoric creatures and their wacky names. That's my best way to sum up this type of humor, at least, there's a bit more to it that I can't describe succinctly.

The improvisational so random humor could hit in some cases, like Interdimensional Cable, but just seemed forced and cringy to me most of the time.

After Roiland's departure, are we done with mega seeds, burping, glip glops, Mr. _______ characters, etc? Or did Dan Harmon have a part in that kind of stuff?

u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 15 days ago

Got out of jail this week, could really just use $5 or so for food until I get back on my work schedule

Was in there for six days (7/20-7/26) luckily they clocked me as trans and I got my own cell. This has been a long time coming, I didn't complete the community service part of my probation. But now it's all over, and my record has been wiped clean 🙂 Never making those same mistakes ever again.

I got very lucky with my employment situation, my boss called me when I got out and put my back on the schedule! I won't get paid for 2 weeks from now, though, so I'm humbly coming here to ask if anyone could spare $5? It would be a godsend 😍

**Cashapp:** $CarmenK72

**Venmo:** @Samuel-Ollar

**Paypal:** carmenkeller01@gmail.com

I can't overstate how much just a dollar or two would help. I hope everyone is having a fabulous day and a safe week ❤️ Love you all!

Also if anyone wants fun jail stories, I can provide them.

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 18 days ago
▲ 2 r/borrow

[REQ] ($25) - (#Sorrento, FL, USA) (Repay $50 8/18/2026) (Cashapp, Paypal, or Venmo)

Got out of jail this week, could really use $25 for food/groceries until I get back on my work schedule.

Was in there for six days (7/20-7/26) luckily they clocked me as trans and I got my own cell. This has been a long time coming, I didn't complete the community service part of my probation. But now it's all over, and my record has been wiped clean 🙂 Never making those same mistakes ever again.

I got very lucky with my employment situation, my boss called me when I got out and put me back on the schedule! I won't get paid for 2 weeks from Tuesday, though, so I'm humbly coming here to ask if anyone has $25 I could borrow? It would be a godsend!

I can't overstate how much $25 would help me, getting a good meal for one. Due to the long length of repayment, I can repay at double whatever you're able to send. I hope everyone is having a fabulous day and a safe week ❤️ Love you all!

Also if anyone wants fun jail stories, I can provide them.

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 18 days ago

Just got out of jail, and finally off probation!

It's been a year and a half looming over my head. I violated my probation by not finishing the community service and ended up with six days in jail 🥺

All done with now, though. I lost my job due to this, do any kind souls have maybe just $5 to spare so I can get some food? It would mean everything, sorry for being tacky here.

Cashapp: $CarmenK72

Venmo: @Samuel-Ollar

Paypal: carmenkeller01@gmail.com

I love you all, and I promise you, there's a light at the end of the long tunnel. Please stay safe! ❤️

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u/HeiressOfMadrigal — 18 days ago