u/Lopsided_Day3916

I’m going to fucking die on this toilet!!

I’m going to probably get a lot of hate for this but before you throw tomatoes hear me out.

I’ve started watching my little pony again as an adult now and I’ve seen a lot of weird scenes in it that just weren’t necessary and it’s actually a little creepy.

I watch an episode where they get cursed by a plant and in the episode there’s a “vore” type scene where a pony got stuck in a mouth. Wasn’t necessary. There’s a scene where fluttershy as a human put her feet towards the camera. Again isn’t necessary. There’s a scene where a pony gets an arse on the face and scenes where pony’s end up on top of each other in missionary.

I feel like I’m the only one noticing it but I just thought about how weird it is…its weirder because this is the common things the brony fandom like its as if it was made for them or something…

no millennial jokes = unfunny and the worst parent in the entire world and how dare you say something as a joke

It always starts with me eating something or doing something that I enjoy. Playing a horror game or eating some ice cream. Then I get the feeling I need to go. So I do just like a normal person. But then I know for a fact it’s not just going to be one normal ykw it’s always going to come back later on while I sit for hours in agony waiting for it. My whole lower abdomen cramps up. I feel like I’m going to be sick. I can’t eat and feel dizzy. I have to hold onto something because of the pain. Sometimes it’s just trapped gas other times I get the pain over the tiniest poop ever. My bowels just make everything agony. Ive been to the doctors for over a year straight now so I had to self diagnose because ibs is the only explanation. Everything else about my body is healthy.

Today has been the worst so far. I’m in agony. My body feels like it’s straining/pushing. I feel like I’m in labour. I keep peeing. The pain is unbearable. I have nothing to stop the pain. I cannot go to a hospital to wait 10-20 hours for a single blood test and then get sent home. I feel like I’m trapped. There’s nobody to help me. My body is screaming. I feel disgusting. Every meal feels like a death sentence with no date

I can’t eat or drink ANYTHING. I can only have water , fruit and vegetables. And that’s great and all but everyone else gets to eat cake or chocolate or drink a fizzy cola on a summers day. I just feel like an outcast needing to go to the bathroom all the time. It makes me scared when I have to go on long journeys. Even holding in a poop for more than 5 minutes when I need to go feels like blows to the stomach. I cannot live like this anymore but I have to.

Hi guys! F20 here. I made a post a little bit ago and got many comments and responses. I’m struggling to keep up with dming people right now. Half of them aren’t even here for friends (not calling anyone out I understand). But I always see male posts with maybe one comment if they’re lucky and it makes me really sad. Maybe it’s some people’s faults for looking for relationships instead of friendships but it’s so sad that the men looking for genuine friendships with other men and women aren’t able to find anyone due to being buried in requests by these people. I know for a fact there’s genuine guys looking for friends dming me and stuff I just can’t find them because of the amount of flirters. While I can’t dm everyone due to how many requests I have please if you feel ignored use this message thread to make friends. no hate to you relationship seekers I hope you guys find the love you’re looking for like genuinely!! :)

my 16 month old son discovered his very first fear and it is drumroll please…..

AUTOMATIC BINS!!

my parents have an automatic bin in their kitchen. My son discovered it yesterday and flopped down on the floor in disbelief. He cannot believe a bin lid can open ITSELF!! It’s witchcraft!! He will pure avoid it or scream and cry over it. Safe to say I now know how to get him to stop going where he shouldn’t in our house (just kidding lol).