She was the happiest I've seen her in a long time, until a week later when the new flights arrived for my darts.

A burglar breaks into a house in the dead of night, quietly shining his weak flashlight around for valuables.

Suddenly, a quiet voice in the dark whispers: "Jesus is watching you."

The burglar nearly jumps out of his skin, turns off his flashlight, and freezes. When he hears nothing more, he shakes his head and keeps searching.

A few minutes later, he pulls a stereo off the shelf to disconnect the wires, and the voice booms again: "Jesus is watching you!"

Absolutely terrified, the burglar clicks on his flashlight, shines it frantically around the room, and finally spots a little parrot in a cage in the corner.

"Did you say that?!" the burglar hisses.

"Yep," the parrot confesses, then squawks, "I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you."

The burglar breathes a sigh of relief, chuckles, and asks, "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"I'm Moses," replied the bird.

The burglar laughs. "Moses? What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot squawks back, "The same kind of idiot that named their Rottweiler Jesus."

She hired a painter and told them she wanted something light and they decided a nice color would be the same as her hair. She told them to go ahead and match her hair

When I got home that night it was done. The walls were a nice shade of blond and the ceiling was entirely black.

I'm stringing mine today, looking for input from anyone who has used one. What string is in the one you use(d)/have?

100 sq. inch, 16x19.

500 grams - yowzaa!

Thanks

I charge because it takes time and requires cleaning the racquet. The fee is in addition to the restringing fee ($25).

What do you charge for grommet & bumper guard replacement in addition to the cost of the pieces?

Thanks

1. The rechargeable, magnetic motion activated night lights are awesome. One on the wall near the bed and our second one was inside the bathroom at the top of the door frame. Never worried about stabbing a toe in the dark and did not need to keep night lights on. Some ships will require an additional magnet. These typically have thicker wall covering and the built-in magnetic piece on the light is too weak.

2. The router/repeater! We paid for one WiFi plan and while on our suite, shared the signal. Yippee, saved $$. BTW, Starlink is awesome-fast & dependable service.

3. Magnets. Take extras, small and strong ones. Our little door sign printed on magnetic sheet wasn't powerful enough to stay on the door because it has thicker 'wall paper' than expected based on many previous cruises. What's good enough for Celebrity, Disney, Seaborn, or Regent may not be for Cunard & Quark.

There were many tips offered and exchanged when I posted months ago and all are appreciated, many were applied too but the night lights and router/repeater are standout gems!! Shared by fellow redditurs who cruise.

When I enter a room others begin involuntary and repetitive movements like flipping me off and vocal sounds like swear words.

1. Family visiting from out of the area can go from the airport to the cemetery quickly, return home the same day.

2. Noise complaints from people near the airport would decrease dramatically.

I'm on needles and pins waiting for her to return,

I'm not really Willie Nelson

Every student begins each school year with $100.00 of play money and makes purchases or sales throughout the year. Any student with less than $20.00 at the end of the year, receives remedial fiscal competency training

Romaine initially. They got the iceberg a later.