Best Surprise Ever.
My wife knows I like (love) Cheez-Its. It's my favorite mass-market cracker. I get excited whenever she brings a box home for me.
We had a box open in the kitchen, and then we had house guests, who ate most of the Cheez-Its. Now listen, I'm absolutely not the kind of person that is possessive, especially over food. But after they left, I couldn't deny the little tinge of sadness I felt, because I had no more Cheez-Its.
I'm fully aware at how ridiculous that sounds.
I didn't bring it up or anything. Why would I? Hours later, my wife comes into the room with something behind her back. She said "do you love me?" Yes, of course.
She presented A NEW GIANT BOX OF CHEEZ ITs!!
She said "I knew [house guest] was coming so I got extra.
I married the correct person.