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LUMPLIN, THE BEGRIMED BULLYWUG

(The Bullywug Bunch series, Pt. 3)

Continuing this series of bullywugs with some new faces! Here we have cousin Lumplin, the begrimed bullywug. Cousin Lumplin is a bit of an outsider in the family, being a bullywug with very little regard for hygiene and tidyness. While his obscenely odorous tendencies generally leave him off of invites for family functions, he does still serve a vital function for the bunch. For every unwanted monster or adventurer that goes through the swamp, the bullywugs' first line of defense is Lumplin. Most of the time, unwanted guests simply veer around the bullywug bunch's territory, owed to the unpleasant toxicity surrounding Lumplin and his slice of the swamp. Every once in a while, when Lumplin actually gets an invite to a function, Millymop rigs up his bubble dispensing contraption with soap, and forces ol' Lumplin to get power-washed. Whatever state of cleanliness he happens to be in, Lumplin is proof that every bullywug has its place in the swamp—even the stinky ones.

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Lumplin, the Begrimed Bullywug.

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