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I'm gonna make a prediction about an upcoming cameo in season 2/11 of the Revival.

There's gonna be an episode where Dr. Cox gets a clean bill of health, then like three episodes later he's gonna announce his retirement and they're gonna throw a big party

JD is gonna walk in, cheerful as ever, and see Dr. Cox standing next to Brendan Fraser and realize its a memorial service for Cox.

And there MAY be a "Where do you think you are right now?" moment, possibly from Dr Cox to JD before he realizes Cox is gone.

MARK THE WORDS!

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 3 days ago

What law is it breaking to fill someone's car with spiders?

Lets say the window is cracked or the door is unlocked, and discounting whatever law it breaks gaining unauthorized access to another person's vehicle of course.

But what, specifically, is illegal about dumping a box of thousands of non poisonous spiders into a person's vehicle?

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 5 days ago

Why are the words for mother and father linguistically similar in every major language?

Papa, Pater, Papo, Baba, even in Japanese they call their mothers "Haha"

I mean I imagine its just easy sounds for babies to make, but even so its kinda weird that like 50 different cultures use the same terms.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 7 days ago
▲ 162 r/jackass

The gag of Preston chasing Wee-Man is he was trying to fuck him?

As per the podcast, that was supposed to be the idea of the sketch.

I never once considered what the fat guy chasing the little guy was going to do once he caught him, I always thought the joke was the visual contrast and the mystery of "Wait why is this big guy chasing this little guy?"

But apparently, the idea was the big guy was gonna fuck the little guy once he got him.

Fun fact.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 14 days ago

Who made the decision to make Anne Bonney absolutely STACKED?

Compared to the first game especially.

Who, specifically, saw that character and said "Bigger."

"Bigger, sir?"

"I SAID BIGGER, DAMN YOU!"

"I CAN'T MAKE THEM ANY BIGGER!"

"DAMN YOU IF YOU DON'T MAKE THAT IRISH WOMAN'S TITS THE SIZE OF A SMALL CAR WE ALL MAY DIE!"

"FAITH AND BEGGORAH!", they might have been heard to say.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 14 days ago

In Klaus's rap video, he's dressed like a bunch of different rappers. Who are all of them?

I see D.M.C, Tupac, Kid, one of the ICP guys who cares, Vanilla Ice, ??? when he's in the tank, ??? (Come from China), Slick Rick, Kid Cudi (?), Flava Flav, ???, Kanye, Humpty Hump, ???, ???, Eazy E, Biggie, and ???

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 15 days ago
▲ 48 r/pirates

Who was the most ruthless and violent pirate in the age of piracy?

Blackbeard is certainly the best known, but he wasn't a murderer.

Was there any pirate who was just a complete psycho?

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 18 days ago

Last across the finish line, but I just noticed "Empty Bottle" and "Farewell, Tom Cruise." are the same song.

The only real explanation being Tim is such a musical genius he accidentally wrote the greatest song ever written twice.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 21 days ago
▲ 30 r/jackass

What golf course were they at when they were using the air horn in the first movie?

It looks more like Portland than California, I've always wondered.

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea — 1 month ago