u/Whos-That-Pokeman

I used to have a pretty decent beard, but I got a job where I had to wear a respirator eight hours a day and my beard kind of just went away in the cheeks, unfortunately. I also dealt with some acne at the time due to the respirator and yeah, now there’s a bit of scarring there so just wondering if I should even consider this?

It’s been such an honor to get to creep on you guys for the past decade. Here’s to another 10 years at least. Who knows you might be seeing me sooner than expected and then we can all go to the promised land where you guys including your dog and myself can all live happily ever after. Your number one fan, me.

I take this overpass onto the freeway every day. The red dots are stop, sign signs and no one ever stops for it. i’m afraid to stop because the speed limit is 70 km an hour and there’s always someone riding my bumper. All I ever seem to be able to do is focus and scan and make sure there’s no one there because I know if I came to a stop, someone with rear end me people actually pick up speed around here because they wanna get up to the speed of the freeway.

Yeah she’s got a big mouth but I bet she could gawk all the way down including your balls.

We’ve had him for a year now but I wouldn’t want to take him in to a vet, have him taken from us and get fined. Just curious what I should do?

You can tell because of the way it is.

“Don’t worry dude. I may be 43 and I don’t know him on any personal level either but we’ll take care of this grown man. Anyways. Gonna go goon to some hentai but I’ll take care of him”