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Lost Primarch Alex Jones Explains The Seducers of Slaanesh
youtu.beAdvancing should be 3” + D3 instead of D6”
If D6 attacks weapons are getting variance stabilized, so should advancing, as that has an even higher gameplay effect
Warlord Auras are Returning, Point Blank Shooting Profiles get Torrent!
Hoooooooly
My Trajann Valoris Kitbash is gonna see some serious play on the tabletop. Hoping so hard he gets OP auras and 200+ points cost for a beefy Supreme Warlord profile!
Disingenuous! Fake! False! Brokeback! A Defiler! A Betrayer!
youtu.beThis meme fact checked TRVE by REAL Servants of The Emperor
Classic OG Meme
Perhaps my finest, farthest reaching work I’ve ever done (that I made in 5 minutes in CapCut while in traffic)
Trajann Valoris Kitbash WIP
Planning ice/frost effect on the base.
Got an Axe head, and warden head coming in the mail to finish the build!
Why Did I Create Warhammercels?
As Western media continues its spiral of hero assasination of the straight, white man, Warhammer increases in relevance.
The heroes of the IP, the Space Marines and their Primarchs are necessarily men as well as overwhelmingly European in aspect. From the perspective of the millennial GW employee, it is impossible to subvert their character, either by turning them into women via their inclusion, or by making them evil. The cause of the imperium is necessarily just, as it is the continued survival of the species.
This is a terrible affront to the leftist, and a harsh repudiation of their beliefs. If they couldn’t have the Space Marines, they would rape the Custodes. Adding nothing to the lore and for no in universe reason at all, the sanctity of the Custodian Brotherhood was shattered to include the other.
Just like how the forces of Chaos cannot create, only subvert. So it is the same with Godless leftists IRL. They can only rape and subvert existing ideas. Communism is in itself a subversion of Capitalism. Luciferianism is in itself a subversion of Christianity. The myriad sexual and gender identities contrived by secularism are a subversion of the male and female God decreed.
As Warhammer grows ever more mainstream due to its inherent celebration of the straight white man that conquers and protects humanity, it becomes ever more important for the leftist to strangle dialogue so these ideas can’t be discussed openly. Warhammercels was created to push back on the ideological corruption surrounding GW IPs and western media in general.
The myth of 40K and the Imperium is ever relevant to our lives, as western civilization crumbles under decadence, political financial corruption, the subversive outsider, and the sexually debauched. The gods that cultists worship in 40K are worshipped now and today, it’s just leftists don’t realize it.
I Don’t Think About You At All
The latest in the series of 40K subs I’ve been banned from that I’ve never once interacted with or heard of lol.
Whatever will I do!
Custodes Sentinel Swords shouldn’t have Guns attached
Tabletop Perspective:
I’d personally rather have an elite melee option where ranged capability is sacrificed for increased melee performance. This would also make it easier to keep hidden, and the unit alive in general
Aesthetics/Weapon Dynamics:
Both the Spears and Axes are made to be wielded two handed, and thus the position of holding the shaft of the weapon aloft parallel to the ground and pointed down the battlefield is normal.
For a single handed sword, pointing your sword at the enemy seems silly, not to mention the sword is definitely extremely heavy. I suppose the Custodian could deactivate the swords power field and lay it on top of the shield to provide a platform to fire from, but that’s never been depicted by GW and obviously wasn’t their intent.
Rule of Cool:
Look how much sicker the Blade Champions one and two handed swords are. They’re sleek and pretty. The Sentinel swords are goofy and unwieldy looking, and unnecessarily bulky. It isn’t plausible these swords could be wielded with the Custodes renowned speed one handed.
How Millennial Writers Shit out new 40K Lore:
In a figurative way, the old writers of the setting gave us a beautiful, beautiful, baby that is 40k
These new millennial writers are attempting to do the same but have ended up just pooping out bullshit and calling it lore😂