More powerful cum shots based on size?

I know that volume and power aren’t driven by the size of your dick, but I’ve been wondering about this.

I’m well above average at over 8” long. My fiancé always has me cum on her face because she doesn’t want to swallow. I enjoy it and have lately felt a desire to really unload on her and leave her shocked by it.

I find that my cumshots are weak, the volumes good but it’s more of a pour than a shot. I enjoy watching facial videos and I’ve seen quite a few where men with average sized dicks can fire off shot after shot with great range. So it’s got me thinking…

Do guys with average or smaller dicks have more power due to it having to travel less length? Could that have an effect? Genuinely curious.

Edit: and just to get ahead of the science a bit, I know that your pelvic muscles control how far you’re able to ejaculate. I’m just curious if a shorter runway would lead to better power, versus a longer distance to travel and lose force in a bigger dick.

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 15 days ago

How do I cum with more force?

I’ve been very interested in increasing my volume for some time as well as power, but I haven’t actively tried anything that’s posted on here. I think overall, my volume is pretty good but could use improvement. The problem is my ability to shoot it.

I’ve had the occasional lucky chance where I can fire off with enough force that I’ve accidentally hit myself in the face before, or shot over a girls head after getting head. It’s 1 in 100 or something in the odds that it happens for me. How do I actually get better at this?

My girlfriend is a trooper. She isn’t some kind of cum enthusiast, she just has me give her facials because she hates it in her mouth. She’s supportive of me trying to improve in this area, but only because it’ll make me happy. I don’t think she cares one way or another. I’d like to wow here though. She mentioned earlier today that my volume always feels pretty decent but that it’s a weak shot, so I want to change that.

So what can I do?

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 1 month ago

Struggling to focus on self improvement

I used to be pretty good at this, not really sure what happened other than becoming complacent.

I used to work out 4-5 days a week, if I missed a workout I’d be upset because I looked forward to it so much. I would read philosophy daily and try to apply what I learned to myself. I’d spend time each day digging deep into my thoughts and feelings, understanding why I felt or thought the way I did.

That’s all gone as of 4 years ago. Now this directly coincides with a long term relationship I’m in, we started dating about 4 years ago. Before that I spent a year+ single and mostly just focusing on myself. Once I found happiness in my relationship, I put working out behind me and everything else ended up going either way it.

Now, I think about working out almost daily. Never do it. I tell myself to eat healthier or at least drink enough water, I always forget. I tell myself to not look at my phone so much, pick up a book instead. This I’m okay at but just barely. I can’t seem to make a routine for myself and that’s what I think really gets in the way.

I wake up at 4am to work at 5, I come home at 3 and then it’s me and our baby until about 630 or 7. It’s complicated, but I feel like it’s more excuses than anything.

How do I get things fixed?

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 1 month ago

Should I give up and call pest control?

I’ve had a serious fruit fly infestation since sometime in May with no source that I can find, should I get a professional?

We’ve tried traps, using green gobbler 4 different times on all the drains, we never keep trash inside, covers over all of our drinks, etc. I’ve looked high and low for a source and there is nothing.

The flies do tend to conglomerate on the windows and I suspect they may be coming from outside, but I’m not seeing a ton outside either. I do see some, but it’s not like they’re swarming the outside of the windows.

It’s gotten to a point where I take the AC out every morning because if I don’t then they get in through that window, no doubt about it. If I have my bedroom window closed and locked then I won’t see any fruit flies in there, but if I leave the AC in then the afternoon hits and there’s probably no fewer than 20 on the window.

I’m going to draino my drains later to see if that does anything, but I don’t think it’ll do anything.

What’s increasingly frustrating is that we’ll seem to get a handle on the situation for a week or so where we’re hardly seeing any, then BOOM it’s fruit fly city again.

Since May I’d estimate we’ve killed 5000+ with all of the traps, fly ribbons, zevo traps, and brute force. Disgusting to even think about, embarrassing to admit. WHAT DO WE DO?

I live in a duplex and it’s a building from the late 1800s. The awning right below my bedroom window is rotting and I suspect this could have something to do with my bedroom problem, but as for the other rooms idk.

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 1 month ago

Should I stop gaming?

I’ve been playing video games for about 27 years, I’m 33 now and haven’t really stopped. That’s not to say it’s a multiple hour a day habit, but it’s a daily habit nonetheless.

I haven’t found video games to be all that enjoyable for years now. I like them and look forward to playing, but I’m also pretty jaded and find most games boring and lacking challenge. That’s a me issue, I’m certain of it. There are plenty of games I look forward to coming out, but then don’t give it a fair shake before I move on.

I don’t have a ton of time to game, I have an 8 month old son who keeps me pretty busy. I get about an hour a day once he’s in bed where I can play before I need to go to bed. At this point I just play rocket league because it’s easy to drop in and out of and it’s fun. At least usually.

I guess I’m just wondering if it’s even worth it to continue playing? It doesn’t consume my life, but without a deep love for it I don’t know if it’s worth it

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 1 month ago

Patchy is no more

Honestly, meant to keep the mustache longer but had the guard set wrong 🤷‍♂️ but I’ve decided to stop growing the beard for now

u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 2 months ago

Coworker calls me patchy

I’ve grown a beard before and it looked alright, but it was easy for me to find flaws. A coworker I have who barely has even a mustache occasionally calls me Patchy. I don’t particularly care, but it isn’t that bad is it? I’m about 6 weeks into growing my beard out.

u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 2 months ago

Playing sports in high school is actually just army recruitment

That’s right! Your play caller in high school is actually just prepping you to take a bullet for your country.

u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 3 months ago

Help! I’ve become a lazy POS with no interest in working out. What do I do?

About 5 years ago I started consistently working out 4-5 days a week. I managed to stick with it for about 2 years with a few ups and downs, but managed to go from a 130lb twink to a 145lb twink. I ended up getting a girlfriend and I started hitting the gym maybe once or twice a week until I dropped it altogether.

Ended up trading working out for getting laid like a loser. Now I have a baby and I just spend the little free time I have playing video games and eating junk food.

I have no desire to workout, but I’m also sick of being skinny as fuck. What’ll force me to be interested in working out again? Legit, my girlfriend has made comments about how I “used to be so muscley.” Bummer that I’m not any closer to working out even with her saying that stuff.

Dick size: you wouldn’t believe me if I told you

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 3 months ago
🔥 Hot ▲ 39.8k r/circlejerknyc+7 crossposts

The owner of a New York pastry shop, on the verge of going bankrupt due to constant robberies, started recording the number of people who rob her shop in just one day

u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 3 months ago

Losing it over flies

It’s my first summer in my new apartment, moved in last year in mid September. We didn’t have anything like this back then.

Since probably May, I’ve had fruit flies. They were in my apartment in the hundreds, literally filling multiple traps daily. I ended up removing my AC, getting rid of my coffee maker, and throwing all of my trash into the freezer. Also used green gobbler on my drains a couple times. The problem started to go away, went from hundreds of fruit flies down to less than a handful that I’d notice any given day for a couple weeks.

Maybe I got comfortable and didn’t freeze every bit of food scraps that I had. The problem never really went away, so I feel like that kept the problem going. Now, I’m really at a loss.

I’ve cleaned the drains, freezing trash or taking it to a gas station trash can every night, I only drink out of cups with lids, I don’t dare leave anything out. I’ve hit the drain again. I spend my first half hour home from working hunting them down.

I feel like I’m not just dealing with fruit flies now. I’ve got random house flies and some flies that are small but more erratic than fruit flies. The cat litter box also has flies in it now even after changing the litter and scooping it multiple times a day.

I have looked everywhere. I’ve checked my basement and they’re down there on the window, but not on anything else. Same with the rest of my apartment. The windows are where they hangout. I can’t figure it out for the life of me. There is nothing that I can find that they’d be drawn to. I know that what I’m doing isn’t going to solve the problem overnight, but it should be doing something.

What can I do? I’ve considered just removing all of my acs in case they’re coming in through the windows and that’s why they hangout there. Do I call a pest specialist? I’m in an old duplex from the 19th century that needs a lot of love on the outside. Do I call my landlord and see if he can sort it out?

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 3 months ago

Is this porn addiction?

I’m a little unsure what to call what I’m dealing with.

I’m not the kind of person who masturbates everyday, I’ll go a few days without sometimes and not have much of a thought about it. But I watch porn still. Not for long, maybe just casually looking through some subreddits that I like and then moving on with my day.

I know that technically watching porn at all isn’t a healthy thing to do. I tell myself this pretty much any time I consider looking at porn. Still, I just tell myself that I’ll be better about it “next time”.

It doesn’t interfere with my life or my relationship. At least I don’t think it does. We don’t have sex more than once every week or two, but that’s partly because we’ve got our baby to take care of and our work schedules don’t exactly fall in line with each other.

Anyway, is this a problem that I’m not taking seriously enough? I think I’d prefer to get away from it altogether, but I haven’t been able to follow through. It sounds like a problem to me

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 3 months ago

Switched a few months ago, wish I never did

I had Xfinity for probably about 8 years. The rates would get pretty ridiculous if I didn’t pay attention to my autopay, but after talking with customer service I’d be able to get bumped down a more reasonable price.

A few months ago I had someone from Fidium come to my door and offer 2gb speeds for something like $50 a month. The speed didn’t matter to me, but seeing that i could cut one my bill nearly in half was appealing. I’ve always turned people away, but this one time I made the mistake of saying yes.

Fast forward to now. My experience, for gaming especially, is pathetic. I can experience great ping, but will suffer from packet loss and latency issues every minute or two that’ll make online unplayable. Recently even the ping has been so bad that I don’t even see the point in trying to game online.

A tech came to my apartment yesterday after I called and complained a couple days before. Super nice guy and the appointment was pretty quick. He said it was my ONT that needed to be replaced, so he took care of it and left.

It’s not ANY better. I’ve been waiting for a 10 gb game to install to my ps5 for about 20 minutes now and it’s only half way done. This is a process that typically takes minutes. Instead this likely wont be installed for close to an hour. I’ve even gone on the app to boost the signal to my ps5 and that’s done nothing. Meanwhile the app says my speed is 2200 Mbps download and upload.

I think my only remaining option is to get a new modem and see if that does anything, because this is crazy. With Xfinity I don’t even think I was on a 1GB plan and I’ve never had close to as bad of an experience as I get using Fidium 2GB plan.

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 3 months ago

A problem I’ve recently had watching Bush Comes To Dinner

Just an observation I made after watching Bush Comes to Dinner for the 50th time.

Hayley vehemently denies the flask Stan finds in her bag is hers. Stan calls her a lost cause and the episode really hinges around this. She continually denies the flasks hers throughout the episode and Stan just continues to call her a liar.

Eventually we learn that the flask IS Hayley’s after everything. The episode drives home this idea that Stan’s being unreasonable and mistrusting, but HES RIGHT.

I know it’s just a show and it doesn’t matter, I just feel like the framing of it doesn’t make sense when Stan was right all along.

Of course the morale of the story is that even some trouble maker can become the president, so I get that. I’m reading too much into it lol I’m sorry

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 4 months ago

I want to cut back on gaming, get back into reading and working out

I’ve played video games since I was probably 6 years old, I’m 33 now and I don’t find them as enjoyable as I used to and just can’t break the cycle. I only play for up to an hour a day, I don’t have time outside of work and having a 6 month old. When I do get that free hour everyday, it’s not even a thought.

About 5 years I go I managed to keep gaming to after 7pm and mostly on weekends, worked out 4-5 days a week for an hour at the gym, and would aim to read about 30-50 pages of a book a night.

I know this is possible because I did it before. BUT I didn’t have the restraints on my time the way I do now when it came to my free time. I worked the same hours I do now, albeit my jobs more stressful now. That and I didn’t have a baby back then or a girlfriend, just had casual things going on here and there.

How can I get back into this way of life while taking care of my son and my relationship? I want to cut back on gaming, but not completely. Working outs difficult because my girlfriend and I have different schedules so we’re often alone to take care of the baby. As for reading, I just need to find a way to make it fun, I guess? Any advice is greatly appreciated

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 4 months ago

Fruit flies won’t go away

I keep very little if any food out that isn’t in a wrapper. There’s no fruit or vegetables left out at all, they stay in the fridge. I throw nearly all food that would spoil into a bag and put it into my freezer until trash day. I can’t for the life of me figure out what the problem is.

We’ve put out traps for over a week, probably catch 20-30 in each one daily and kill another 20+ myself on the windows throughout my duplex. I can’t figure out what the problem is. Every window on both floors have at minimum 5 on them at any given time and the kitchen windows will have 10 or more. I used green gobbler the other day for the drains and it kind of seemed to work as there seem to be less on the window above my sink, but it’s still bad everywhere else.

What am I missing? I’ve got a couple of acs on the second floor and I’ve taped off the window around them as an added measure in case they’re coming in from there. I took out the ac on the main floor because that was the window they seemed to be on more than any other. I’m beyond frustrated. I can’t even think of anything I could’ve missed anymore. The coffee maker is in a trash bag tightly sealed and cleaned. We’ve wiped down any and every surface. There’s just no end.

Any ideas??? I’m close to calling an exterminator but it seems like a problem I should be able to handle. The last thing I can think of is checking my attic and seeing if maybe something’s living up there and leaving gross ass food behind, but they aren’t nearly as bad upstairs. 🤦‍♂️ help

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 4 months ago

Fruit flies 🤦‍♂️

Idk if this is really the right place, but I’m gonna lose it if I don’t just throw this out there.

I’ve got a hell of a fruit fly problem and have for at least a couple weeks. We set traps every couple days and they are always filled with the damn things. We keep things clean, freeze any food that could spoil in the trash, have no fruit that we keep out, and it just doesn’t stop.

It’s not just the kitchen, but the bathroom and living room too. On different floors! I just bought a new trash can, took out the trash we do have, moved our recycling bin further from the back door, and went around killing around 30 of them in the kitchen and living room.

What’s the proper way of being rid of this problem?

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 4 months ago

Have I lost the love for gaming, or am I just looking in the wrong places?

33M I’ve been playing video games since I was probably about 6 years old, started on the psone and haven’t stopped going since. Problem is, for the last 10 years or so I’ve had a toxic relationship with them. Worse than some of the actual relationships I’ve had in the past.

I’ve consistently played anywhere from a 4 hours a week all the way up to maybe 15 hours a week at different points in that time. Currently I get about 4 or 5 hours in a week, I have a 5 month old baby and work 50 hours a week, so the time just isn’t there.

The real issue I have is that gaming seems like fun, until I actually do it. It’s not a matter of skill, I think I just get kind of bored with it and don’t want to invest the time. I still play regardless because I haven’t found another hobby that can replace gaming, it’s also something I just don’t want to fully quit. I have probably 400 games in my PlayStation and another 100 or so on my steam deck. BUT NOTHING TO PLAY.

I’m willing to try just about any game, other than RTS, so it don’t think it’s stemming from a lack of variety. I like challenge so I play a handful of rougelites and mix
In rocket league so that I can scratch that itch. But it’s just not giving me that same excitement I used to feel. I’ve considered playing through some older games that I know I like, but I want to try something new.

Idk, is it time to just forget about gaming for awhile? Or am I just making things too complicated?

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 4 months ago

Ac too strong

I bought a 10000 btu AC without really considering the demand it might put on my old ass duplex’s power. I’ve plugged it in and tripped the breaker twice now. If unplug certain things it works, but does not seem worth the risk or hassle. Just sharing my sad story on a disgustingly hot day.

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u/AndGutsWasBERSERK — 4 months ago