u/CaydeTheCat

Frens! I, Bob, Void Magnificent, come to you with a tale of great crimez!

It was treat time and Pawther got the Temptations bocks out and shook it. He had taken the lid off and we all came rushing it. Me and Tater Tot, little Tortie Love Potat didn't see where we were going and smacked into Pawther's legs very hard. Pawther became unbala...unbalance...tipsy and all these delicious treatos came tumbling out as he tried to regain his balance...it's a feast!

Stop clogging up my feed!

Oreo came over, plopped himself on Cayde, closed his eyes, and went to sleep. Cayde glared at him for a second, sighed deeply, and appears to have accepted the Mookitten sleeping on him...but I'm guessing Cayde may Oreo later in revenge!

Sister and her toddler are in quarantine with the 'Vid. Hitting them hard. She sends me this saying it's all she can keep down: Dill Havarti, Applewood smoked gouda, "Atomic spicy" Dill pickle chips, and D. Mt. Dew. Everything else sounds terrible to eat, and she tried BRAT and it made her sick.

She was all "why in the Hell is my dying, sick body craving this?!?!" I mentioned I knew a place where she'd get some sympathy and she said to post it.

Oreo does not want me to work today so he's standing on my chest (very comfortable lol)

Hi Frens, Iz Bean, who Meowmie calls her "Chunky Booty."

My left eye hasn't been feeling well and goop has been coming out of it, so Meowmie and Pawther did a tortienap today and brought me to...gasp! the pokey place.

I tried to do good hidehidehides in my travel bocks and in the shelf, but the Pokie Lady finded me and did violashuns all over my eyes...even the one not leaking!

Tells my good-for-nothing traitor parents I have conjunct...conjuncti...pink eye. I no see problem. I love pink! See me in my beautiful pink collar!

Anyway Pokie Lady and Pokie Lady Assistant purrito me, Assistant grabs me and holds me so tight, and Pokie Lady violates my eye again saying she's "cleaning it and putting in medicine." I no like this so I yell song of our people. No work. Finally it over and I'm free to go into travel bocks and pretend I'm in better space.

They have to put eye drops in two times a day until they run out...how am I going to survive.

Need pawyer to do biggest soo ever. What should I get?

Even for this overpriced station this was a shock!