u/Diligent-Reality-722

Oh my God, you made me and my penis fall off my bed and onto my desk, which made my TV fall over. Then the TV fell onto me, and I hurt my head, and my penis. Then I cried because of that. No, I didn't cry. I annoyed, and you cried because I annoyed. Then I put my penis back on my bed, and then I wanna hurt myself with a band-aid.

I wanted to create one of those humorous posts questioning why the game isn't working, featuring distorted visuals caused by a malfunctioning camera, broken grammar for comedic effect, and a green-tinted title screen. However, since the account is less than an hour old, I need to wait for a week before posting.

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You must endure what feels like an endless duration of him growling about how he’s a dangerous creature and how they plan to exterminate you. Eventually, you reach the part where you can shoot, and the first few enemies are relatively easy to kill. However, he begins shrieking again for several minutes, and when you confront the tank enemy and the reinforcements, the challenge becomes nearly impossible. They attack you with heavily armored units that only a grenade launcher firing 30 rounds can effectively damage, and even a high-level assault rifle and a shotgun to the face hardly leave a mark. After dying at least once due to a poorly placed checkpoint right before any enemies appear, you're forced to listen to him yapping all over again. After a ton of attempts, I finally evaded the torture of this fight.