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Notifications in games

I installed ASS (heheh) so I could have Shadowplay-style notifications for when I start and stop recording etcetera, but they only work outside of games. Is there another plugin out there to fix this?

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u/Human-Question6210 — 3 days ago

Anyone know the TTT/other Gmod video where someone goes "I'm A wAr HeRo!" and the others jokingly take the piss?

I've been looking for this thing for ages and ages. I remember the map was all metal, maybe like a ship, with square windows. Sips was in it for sure. One of them had a model like a soldier and I think Hat Films was there too.

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u/Human-Question6210 — 4 days ago
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OI OI! ME AN DA BOYZ AZ KUM TER LOOT YER GAFF!

ROIT! GIV USS DA SHOINY FINGZ, AN MAYBE WE'Z LEEV YER HEDZ ON SO YUZ KAN KEEP SKREEMIN! UNLESS YER HED'Z MAYD UV YOORAYNYUM. DA REST OF YA WILL MAYK GUD FERTYLOIZUR... AN' DA LUKKY WUNZ WILL ONLY DO IT WUNSS! *DIABOLIKUL ORK LAFF.*

FAQ:

  1. WOI IZ YOO LOOTIN?

A: KOZ WE'Z ORKZ YA RINKULLY SKWIG REFYOOSS!

  1. WILL YOO SPERR DA BOOKZ?

A: NO!

  1. WOI NOT??

A: SEE DA FURST ZOGGIN' KWESCHUN!

  1. WOT IF OI JUST KAST FOYUHBOLL?

A: WOT IF OI JUST SHOOT YA??

  1. WOT IF OI JUST KAST ORKZ TER BANANAZ?

A: 1. WOT DA ZOG IZ A BANANA? 2. WOT IF OI JUST KAST HOOMY TER DED EXPLOADY HOOMY??

  1. WILL YOOZ PROPPA HARD GITZ AT LEEST SPERR DA CHILLYDRUN??

A: SHUD AV BIN BORN GREEN DA STOOPID GROTZ .

  1. MOI NOWZ IZ BETTA DAN YORZ!

A: KERRFUL NOW.

  1. HOW IZ A SOSSAIYUTY WOT DEPENDZ ENTOIURLY ON VIOLUNSS GUNNA BE STAYBUL?

A: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

((This isn't a full raid, to avoid brigading. Today's RAMPAYJIN is confined to this one post.))

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u/Human-Question6210 — 7 days ago

LETZ GO KRUMP DA WIZZUDS AGEN.

ROIT BOYZ. DEM POINTY BOOK-LUVVIN OLD SKWIG-WARTZ AZ AD IT GUD FER TOO LONG. IT'Z TOIM FER ANUVAH RAYD. NOW, OV KORSS, OM DA BIG BOSS SO I'Z KNOW ALREDDY WOT I WANTZ TER DO, BUT I WONTZ TER HEAR YER OWN STOOPID OIDEAZ FIRST SO OI KAN LAFF AT YA.

((Same as last time: one post only!))

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u/Human-Question6210 — 8 days ago

Simple, linear, modern games like Halo or Left 4 Dead?

I've never liked open worlds, inventory management, skill trees, or anything else of the sort. I miss games which were just about getting from A to B, with no fixed inventory, and only the guns you can find and carry along the way, with optional exploration for better stuff. Is there anything like this post-2020 or so? I don't really mind the setting, but if I could guarantee one it'd be hard sci-fi.
Platformers are fine, FPS is (obviously) fine, top-down's okay, but I've never liked over-the-shoulder games.

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u/Human-Question6210 — 12 days ago
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FOWND ME A PROPPAH BANGIN' SHANTYZIZ.

'EAH! IT'Z ME AGENN, DA ZOGGIN' KRUMPIEST OV ALL DA BOYZ. ZOGWART DA SHOOTAH TAYKUH 'AZ RETURN-ID! OI WOZ GOWIN' FROO ME KOLLEKSHUN UV DED 'OOMY FINGS WOT I'Z LOOTID IN ME LONG AN' ILLUS...us... ILLUSSUSSIZ KAREEAH, AN' OI REMEMBUD DEEZ 'EAH 'SEE-DEEZ' (OH YOU BETTAH SAY IT YOU GROT) WOT GOTZ DA CHOONS ON 'EM. 'OOMY MOOSIK EN'T ORL BAD SUMTOIMS. ANYWAY, GIV DISS A LISSUN, COZ OI WONTZ MOAH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYY9OPleqNM

/uo I've been very fond of the Worldwide Adventurers' very few works for years, and it just occurred to me that I never shared them with the very audience they were made for: pirates! I admit the 'ho-ho-ho' part is a bit naff, but the rest is incredible. I recommend hearing this one first since it makes a hell of a cameo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBHFE4AJKU0

u/Human-Question6210 — 20 days ago
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[MAYBE NSFW] I dreamed I had a tapeworm almost as long as my entire circulatory system and I could see it moving around in my veins. I was so psychologically distressed that I needed heavy sedation.

I also saw this fucked-up (enhanced but) real image of a tapeworm's head in my mind's eye (yes I could hallucinate images while dreaming).
EDIT: Oh yeah, I could also feel it when I moved: just this gristly sensation in my veins like there were extremely flexible twigs in them.

u/Human-Question6210 — 24 days ago
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Ay up. We're't ma'es from Orkshire. An wiv turned up t' 'elp wi' WAAAA'

Ahh Mistuh Wazdakurr- ah's it guin?
Wiv 'eard thas gorra massive WAAA rappnin on Ahmageddun? Big Sperce Mereen problem, isit?
Ahh, we ad a birrova Mereen problem ova in Orkshire. Nowt wiv not seen bifuah. Mi mates a' reyt chuffed too be invah'ed.

Nah then, shu us wi'er' frunt larn is. 'Ave ad mi Gobberr, "Kez", polishin' mi muske-T orl mornin. A'l finish mi tea and terst and gerron wi mi dakker.

Warboss Majer Sharpe, by 't way.

Reyt, ahl be offart. Sinnabit.

u/Human-Question6210 — 25 days ago
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You heard of Dakkarig? I raise you Dakkasquig!

I love the Dakkarig, but I instantly saw the potential to make a squig out of this. As I've just started to learn how to use blender, I thought this would be a cool idea to challenge myself! And these are the fruits of my labor.

Which version do you like best?

Tl;dr: I designed and printed this myself :)

u/Human-Question6210 — 27 days ago
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Dear ork players

Is this true from a lore strand point?

- sincerely, the raven guard, aka "stealt beakies"

(Jk)

u/Human-Question6210 — 27 days ago
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Block lightbulb on one side whilst having a lit room?

I can only have my desk and computer facing toward my door, and this means the lightbulb in my room is always in the corner of my vision. I need a way to keep my room illuminated whilst not being 33% blind at all times.
I know this'll sound like a stupid question. Maybe it is a stupid question. I just can't think of anything. I have tried googling multiple times.

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u/Human-Question6210 — 28 days ago
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is it ok for her to be in this goblet? curled like that? she gets in and out on her own but i wasnt sure

u/Glad_Position2170 — 26 days ago
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Anybody know how to clean 2 lbs of honey off the floor

1 year old pulled out the bucket of Mexican honey I have and it opened and spilled on my floor. And while I'm trying to document this my 3 year old comes over with 'red' down his leg and I have no idea how he got hurt but he seems fine at least. Crazy morning, anyways let me figure out how to remove a years worth of honey from my floor

EDIT: all cleaned up, thank you everyone for the advice and the funny comments, it took maybe 30 minutes of scraping it into a cardboard box with a putty spatula or paint scraper. Then just sponged it with warm soapy water.

Also to address some things, my cottage cheese and yogurt are safely in the refrigerator, those are just empty containers I keep around for leftovers and salsas I make

And to those making dumb comments about taking a picture and making a post about it before cleaning: I'm not sure how much time you think making a post takes. Also letting it sit there for an additional minute or two didnt really do anything, honey spreads super fast initially and then it spreads about as fast as molasses once it's a little flatter. It wasn't about to get up and run into my living room lol

u/Human-Question6210 — 27 days ago

Red Rot, 1

[STORY]

"Nak-hraak start fight." A gretchin, stunted and spindly as a newborn animal, grunted between shivering gestures toward the local nob. With long, gnarled claws like twisted fungal growths atop his bony fingers, he took great care to not seem threatening. He couldn't even wound an ork, of course, but this one more than his fellows would be quick to stop anything that looked like anything less than total submission.

This gretchin wasn't stupid -- given the physical weakness of his kind, he had to be intelligent -- but he knew no language more complex than the kind native to the nameless rock which was the unwilling host of a growing warband. Gestures were necessary for emphasis, tense, and sometimes even grammar.

"Where Nak-hraak?" The ork rumbled. His voice enwrapped the squigskin tent and it ricocheted off of the increasing number of red metal panels which were replacing the softer fabric. To hear him speak was to hear dozens of large, hollow water tanks all beaten at once, as if even that which couldn't speak must pay obeisance. The gretchin felt it in his bones, as violent as the acceleration of the primitive gas-powered vehicles which patrolled the jagged landscape and its mountains which erupted from the sable dust like the teeth of a half-buried behemoth, dead long ago by famine.

"Nak-hraak-- place." The gretchin hurried. Even a pause could seem like disobedience, or at the very least, an excuse for replacement.

"KNOWN." The slightest rise in volume was enough to make the smaller greenskin cower in place. It was as much a practised show of fear as it was genuine. The ork delighted in the response -- such little effort to exercise his control.
"WHICH."

"Unknown!" Yelped the gretchin.

//

"MORK CHOSEN KILL!"

A torrent of acrid saliva attacked his skin, launched from a furious red maw that could almost envelop his head. The tusks of this latest opponent were close enough that a hated part of his mind was already imagining how they would feel embedded in his flesh. He could see the muscles of its mouth working; vibrating with the force of its roar.

He had no time to yell back, nor would he. It would be a waste of breath, and that was already a precious resource. All around were the immense bodies of other orks, with sinews that swam with the red sunlight like incandescent blood pouring down their olive skin. There was plenty of real blood too. For every rock which dotted the ragged geometry of the baked soil, there was a severed leg, or an arm, or a head. Some orks had been stupid enough to stop and work at the unyielding bones of their fellows in trying to gain trophies: a symbol of their strength, and assurance of their standing over others. They had been cut down too.
The volume of screamed battle cries and howls around him was deafening. It shook him like the defining clang of an axe against his own, and it bit at his head like the screeching of metal against metal that followed as one crudely wrought blade struggled against the squealing wood of the other's handle. It lent a vigour to him that little else could.

He blocked a strike in just that way. There was a sound like a laugh that left his mouth; even in concentrating on staying alive, he couldn't help the thrill that he felt now. A surge of energy burned at his muscles, and welled in his throat. He channelled it into a kick aimed at his opponent's gut, and such was the rush of adrenaline that even as he swung his axe again, his lower mind betrayed him; a bestial cry erupted from his vocal chords, enough that he could almost empathise with the winded ork before him. He kept roaring. His spit painted its face, and if he'd just get that much closer, he could gore him with his own tusks. But he had to be patient.

The axe landed on the hilt of the other. He felt the impact in his wrists like it might break them. The pain gave him strength. Blessed Mork, everything gave him strength! He felt a second impact as the handle of the rival axe broke, and he darted to the side to dodge an incoming kick. He thrust the end of his axe toward its stomach again. The ork reached for his throat as it fell, and though it lacked the strength to choke him, it was enough to bring him down with it.
He could resist no longer. He threw his head against the flickering expression of panic and hatred before him. A crack filled his skull as he felt it impact the other, and then again, and a third time. With a final, triumphant cry, he locked his overlong jaw around it, and he bit down like a vice.

There was barely enough time to spit out the chunks of gore and bone when he saw a new pair of red eyes glaring at him, with the sun overhead casting in crimson another ork who had come for an easy kill.
He would disappoint him sorely.

//

A gretchin shivered its way into the tent, and stepped carefully over the twitching body of another between it and the ork.

The ork's lips were more akin to horizontal scars across his face than anything else. These he spread into a grin that pushed against his eyes, to render them dangerous half-crescents in the near-darkness. From a height that was ten times that of the gretchin, he regarded this latest messenger with cruel interest.

"Who start fight?" he asked, in his voice like a far-away pack of predators closing in.

"Nak-hraak" said the gretchin.

"Where Nak-hraak?"

"Here."

The ork grinned wider. The smaller fangs between his tusks peeled out from his maw like many small daggers drawn in the night.

"Here?"

"You start fight."

The gretchin died to the sound of laughter.

//

He rolled away from a boot that came crashing down with such speed that he could hear the air itself wail in terror.

He had a moment to look at the newcomer: taller than him by at least a head. Teeth -- ork teeth -- were strung, embedded, and stitched wherever they could go. In one of its hands, dangling by the feathery carapace of an ornamentary squig, was the head of a former attacker: this one also bigger than his own. No doubt surrendering one hand like this was a disadvantage, but it was also a statement: this ork didn't need two hands to kill. It might not even need one, to judge by the piles of gore that alternatively hung and fell from his tusks.

He tried to swing his axe, vulnerable as he was on his back. An immense hand caught it by the throat, and thrust its other end back at him. He felt something crack, and the wonderful energy that suffused his body was replaced by pain: this kind too strong for a boon.

He tried to grasp the ork's leg, make him stumble. He got the whole boot instead -- in his face. The dusty sky above filled with dark blotches as his hearing chimed with agony.

He just managed to hear something through the ringing. Another crack, this time outside his body; then a doppler-shifted hiss like someone had torn the very air apart. Gore rained down on him. The battle continued on around him. The biggest ork he'd seen yet was standing at a safe distance from the rest, and in his hand was a chunk of crimson metal unlike anything he'd seen before. He might have assumed it was just blood in his eye if not for a bright flash that outshone the glint of metal on clashing polearms and hammered claws. A second later, another crack and a hiss, and a hollow boom and a muted squelch as another ork lost its head, and arterial sprays shot up to the heavens like a part of him was still able to move, and to try to escape what was to come.

Briefly without enemies, he took the opportunity to rise on his legs: both still intact. He almost fell over, and he couldn't breathe until he'd put a few strides between himself and the two dead orks which were to be his mates in the butchers' houses.

There was no point in this. No use dying amidst other unnamed orks to become unnamed meat for unnamed gretchins. No glory in being another headless corpse to be paraded in commemoration of this latest killing machine. He would live longer yet: at least long enough to fight, and perhaps to die, in better circumstances.

He stopped briefly to gather the mostly intact head of a slain ork. It was almost too heavy to carry, sapped as he was already.

//

"Who start fight?"

"Nak-hraak."

"Where Nak-hraak?"

"Nak-hraak The is here."

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u/Human-Question6210 — 1 month ago