NICK NICK! It’s your cousin MARVIN Mullen! Ya know that gay/Chinese sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to THIS!

u/J0hnEddy — 3 days ago
▲ 135 r/cooladam

MEN SAY “OH YOUR DICK IS TOO SMALL” ON DATING SITES. THEY SAY “YOU SHOULD BE DEAD”

u/J0hnEddy — 7 days ago

When you look at the cast for Willy Wonka on google, the guy who plays Slugworth’s default picture is him playing Hitler

u/J0hnEddy — 8 days ago
▲ 151 r/cooladam

If your gay lover is your dad AND also your brother…..you might be a redneck!

u/J0hnEddy — 9 days ago

🎶don’t tell my dad. My homophobic dad, that I just went and fucked a man🎶

u/J0hnEddy — 10 days ago

Do you think Robert could do an entire multi part series on Fox News in general? It feels like the network is made up of so many individual batards that you couldn’t sum it up in series.

u/J0hnEddy — 14 days ago

Me every time I get a notification that another star has been acquired by a division rival

u/J0hnEddy — 18 days ago

the owners sending their future hall of famers to the Dodgers for peanuts so that they can piss and moan about how unfair the dodgers are this offseason

u/J0hnEddy — 19 days ago