When are we finally getting a modern Richie Rich movie?

I’m ready for a fresh version with luxury, comedy, family drama, crazy gadgets, rich-kid problems, and a whole new generation of Richie Rich energy. Hollywood, make it happen! 💰🎬

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u/TacticalJock15 — 1 day ago
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OFFICIAL NOTICE OF WAGE VIOLATION 👀

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
Wage and Hour Division
Bikini Bottom Field Office
124 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean 00001

To:
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs
Owner and Operator
The Krusty Krab
831 Bottom Feeder Lane
Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean

Subject: Notice of Unpaid Wages Owed to Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants

Dear Mr. Krabs,
The United States Department of Labor’s Wage and Hour Division, Bikini Bottom Field Office, has received multiple reports concerning alleged wage violations involving your employee, Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants.

Following a preliminary investigation, this office has determined that Mr. SquarePants appears to have performed full-time fry cook duties, janitorial services, customer service, emergency response, pest control, security support, and excessive “team morale” labor without receiving proper wages, overtime pay, or legally required compensation.

Based on available records, witness statements, and one extremely emotional interview with Mr. Patrick Star, it is estimated that Mr. SquarePants is owed approximately:
$2,478,381.17
in unpaid wages, overtime compensation, holiday pay, emotional distress compensation, and back pay for every documented instance in which he reported to work while saying, “I’m ready.”

Additionally, a Bikini Bottom District Judge has ruled that you may be liable for unpaid payroll taxes, failure to provide employee benefits, improper classification of labor, and suspicious attempts to list “Krabby Patties” as both a business expense and a dependent.

You are hereby directed to respond to this notice within 30 days of receipt. Failure to comply may result in further enforcement action, including but not limited to wage garnishment, seizure of the cash register boat, and a full federal audit of the secret formula.

Please govern yourself accordingly.
Respectfully, Bikini Bottom Wage and Hour Division
United States Department of Labor

NOTICE: This correspondence is issued for official review purposes. A separate investigation remains pending regarding why Mr. Squidward Tentacles continues to report to work despite clearly being emotionally checked out since 1999.

u/Deep-Pineapple-4884 — 4 days ago

If unpaid labor is wrong in Scripture, how was slavery justified?

Luke 10:7 — KJV
for the labourer is worthy of his hire.
Meaning: A worker deserves to be paid for their labor.

For hundreds of years, enslaved people in America worked without being paid. Their labor built wealth, businesses, land, homes, and entire systems, but they themselves were denied wages.

But doesn’t the Bible say, “The laborer is worthy of his hire”? Doesn’t Scripture speak against holding back the wages of workers?

So how did so many people justify slavery while claiming to follow a Bible that teaches workers deserve their pay?

I’m asking because it feels like one of the biggest moral contradictions in American history.

Leviticus 19:13 — KJV
Thou shalt not defraud thy neighbour, neither rob him: the wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night until the morning.

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u/TacticalJock15 — 9 days ago

It was his first day handling the wood chipper, and he wanted to prove he wasn’t scared. By lunch, the foreman was explaining to police why no one had trained him.

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u/TacticalJock15 — 12 days ago

Does anyone know who is putting up all those Jesus billboards around Columbus?

Honestly, I hope someone eventually puts up a counter-billboard that represents people of all beliefs, not just one.

Everyone has the right to believe what they believe, but not everyone in this city shares the same faith. It almost seems like they’re trying to force their beliefs on people based on how many times they put billboards up.

The U.S. Constitution protects freedom of religion, not just one religion. Columbus is made up of Christians, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, spiritual people, and plenty of others. It would be nice to see something that reflects everyone, not just one group’s message.

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u/TacticalJock15 — 14 days ago

If God doesn’t force us to love Him, why is rejecting Him punished forever?

Christians often say God gave humans free will because forced love is not real love.

But if the choice is basically “love God or be separated from Him forever,” how free is that choice really?

It feels more like an ultimatum.

Real love usually gives someone the freedom to say yes or no without fear of the worst possible consequence. But if rejecting God leads to eternal punishment, then the “choice” comes with infinite pressure attached to it.

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u/TacticalJock15 — 15 days ago

Let’s say a Soldier earns their FAA Private Pilot License while serving in the Army. Does that count toward promotion points in the same way college credits or degrees do?

Hopefully this is the right place to post this.

I know civilian education can sometimes help with promotions, but I’m not sure where a Private Pilot License falls in the Army’s system.

Has anyone here received promotion points for a PPL, or is it simply a personal/professional credential with no promotion point value?

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u/TacticalJock15 — 16 days ago

Some mistakes become your identity forever, no matter how much you change.

One thing life teaches you is to be careful about the decisions you make, because some mistakes follow you forever.

Look at Michael Vick, the former NFL quarterback who was convicted and sent to prison for his involvement in a dogfighting operation back in 2007. He served his time, paid the price, returned to football, and by most accounts has spent years trying to rebuild his life and reputation.

But no matter how much good he does, a lot of people will always see him as “the dog fighter.”
He could spend the rest of his life helping the homeless, feeding hungry children, win a Nobel Peace Prize, or even cure cancer.

And some people would still say, “Yeah, but he’s the dog fighter who cured cancer.”

That’s the strange thing about public mistakes. A single chapter can become the title of your entire story, even when the rest of the book is completely different.

Kind of sucks, honestly.

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u/TacticalJock15 — 16 days ago

If God values truth above all else, should Christians be willing to follow the evidence wherever it leads, even if it challenges their current beliefs?

If Christianity is true, then asking hard questions and examining evidence should strengthen faith, not threaten it. Truth has nothing to fear from investigation. The question is whether Christians are willing to pursue truth wherever it may lead.

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u/TacticalJock15 — 18 days ago
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Just dropped $400 on these masterpieces. 🔥

My sneaker seller is a beast!

u/TacticalJock15 — 19 days ago

I ate an edible gummy about 10 minutes ago and I’m not feeling anything yet. Should I take another one ?

I’m new to this!😅

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u/TacticalJock15 — 22 days ago

Does anyone in the Columbus, Georgia area know of any Husky puppies available or have recommendations for reputable breeders, rescues, or adoption groups?

I’ve wanted a Husky ever since I was a teenager, and now that I’m finally in a position to have one, it would honestly be a dream come true to add a Husky to my family. They’re such beautiful dogs, but I’ve had a hard time finding one locally.

If anyone can point me in the right direction, I’d really appreciate it. Feel free to DM me if you know of anything.

Thank you!

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u/TacticalJock15 — 23 days ago
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I’m fighting a battle tonight. Which should I choose?

For context, I’ve had a long day and I’m not feeling super motivated, but I know I’ll probably feel good if I go work out.

What would you do and why? 🤔💪🍔

Gym or food and relaxation? Reddit, make the call. 👇

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u/TacticalJock15 — 27 days ago