I want to start making content that inspires ppl! I started brainstorming and thought about an idea for a prank video where I go to a doctor's office and shout I NEED THAT D*CK SURGERY! And film there reactions
How would Tony react if he catched aj banging melfi
soooooo i got a new gf and brught her to meet my parents
when they meet her their like oooh we know you from somewhee.... then mom sudenly says OOOOOOOH I REMEMBERED , LAST NIGHT WE WATCHED YOU SUCKING COCK ON TV
all of them started laughing but i was confused. i asked my gf didnt you tell me you work as a presenter in a news channel ?
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another option : SUCKING COCK TV
Fan theory: when he says I wanted to fuck a woman but I compromised I ejeculated in a tissue I believe that he was too embarrassed to say I compromised I fucked a man instead
Pauly enter the office
tony: you seen this shit with David?
pauly: MOTHERFUCKER! I wanna catch that cocksucker and bend him over and then-
tony: oh! That cocksucker is still my cousin
Pauly: all due respect , cousin or not , he crossed a line and we have to-
tony: have to what??? Do you want me to go to new yorks turf and start a war there? you better listen to me or ill shoot confetti up your ass. beside , hes expecting a kid
pauly: fuck him and his kid! DAFUCK do I care about that?
tony : all due respect you cant understand because you dont got kids , youre an embarrassment , call yourself a man when you never married and never had the duties of a family
pauly: oh yeah? Well thats for the best at least i don't have a daughter whose getting fucked by a maloonian
tony: DAFUCK DID YOU SAY
pauly : I said what I said I dont give a fuck no more
tony *pulls out his gun* YOU CANT LIVE AFTER TALKING BOUT MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT
shoots 5 times
all the guys rush in after hearing the shooting
Chris: DAFUCK happened!!!!!
tony : that what happens when you talk about the fucking boss daughter . I want you all to forget that this motherfucker ever existed . Take him and dump him somewhere I don't care fucking where then get back to work and never mention this cocksuckers name again and if you mention his name you'll meet him in hell GABISH????
Am I imagining things?
Just listen to the beginning of both songs
Let's not beat around the bush. The show's success came only because it features lotta Italian hunks and stallions with manhood bursting and throbbing through their veins.
seems like a very specific scenario so could be a loophole
Shouting abuse at passer bys and fighting each other
Coz bro imagine if I had a screen while in class ... Im gonna get distracted by porn and masterbate the whole time
Imagine some old ass man teaching the class and he sees me jorking it bro is gonna pass out
Or even better, he's teaching and not noticing and suddenly I shoot my load straight on him
Imagine a cumshot on some old ass teacher !!!!!
DAMN BRO AND SOME PEOPLE GOT THE AUDACITY TO SAY IM NOT THE GOAT
NO NO NO NO NO NO
IMPOSIBLO MISTER FUCKFUCKIBLO
Shouting abuse at passer bys and fighting each other
Was the bus ticketing/payment system!
When I used a bus in Cork for the first time, there were quite a lot of people in the station so I positioned myself to enter from the back, where I would be able to activate my app ticket on some screen, just like I'm used to from every city I've visited before.
But to my surprise the doors didn't open, and instead a queue was forming at the front of the bus!
Then the second surprise was seeing people actually paying with coins directly to the driver! I can't remember the last time I saw something like this. It's also surprising because from what I saw later, it's not like coins and cash are that prevelant in cork for other kinds of purchases.
Ok, now it was my turn to enter. I had already purchased a ticket via the app, so from my experience I could just enter the bus freely, and at maximum if some inspector gets on the bus, I could show them my ticket, and the drivers themselves don't really give a shit if you have a ticket or not. But the third surprise was when the driver actually called for me to come back and show them the ticket!
Is all of this a bit weird for locals as well or are you just used to it? I admit that this system can be annoying and inefficient when there are a lot of people getting on the bus and it takes a long time because you can't just enter from the back and you have to wait for everybody else, but there's also something quite quirky and nostalgic about it lol.
I did, then I put it in drive 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 that's funniest shit in the whole show maaan Archie is funny af
Basically I don't really like these "manly" peaky blinders-obsessed type barbers, from my experience their handling of hair can be aggressive at times and they will try to push me towards certain styles I'm not interested in. Overall not really my vibe.
I just want a simple haircut (basically just to shorten my current one a bit) and some beard tidying and that's it.
I think it was from like 2017 it was something like HAWK TUAH HOPE ON THAT DICK
there were many videos of it it would be 2 friends walking along and then suddenly one will shout HAWK TUAH HOP ON THAT DICK and then the other friend has to rush and stand on the other friend crutch area and they will simulate humping
Tony enters looking angry
Oblivious Chris: oh hey tony. tell you what Tone, my ass is kinda sexy...
Pissed off tony approaches him and catches him in the neck: WELL IM GONNA FUCK THAT ASS YOU COCKSUCKER FOR WHAT YOU DID
Chris: DAFUCK did I do tony
Tony: DAFUCK you did? YOU AND YOUR LITTLE PALS WORKED BEHIND MY BACK WITHOUT MY AUTHORISATION AND NEW YORK WILL BE ON MY ASS
Chris: relax tone I trust these guys they're my homies
Tony: yeah homies... More like homos... NOW GET DAFUCK OUTTA HERE