u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE

I got addicted to one tony quote and got to know it by heart and now every time someone complains to me about something I just say like tony:

ALL DUE RESPECT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKIN FUCKING NUMBAH ONE EVERY LITTLE DECISION EFFECTS EVERY LITTLE FACET AND IN THE END YOU STAY ALONE WITH IT ALL

every time I say this the person in front of me backs off and knows that I'm one to be respected, not fucked with

THAT'S WHY TONY IS MY HOMIE AND THE GOAT

year of snitch

year of the bitch

year of the motherfucknig asshole bitch

wanna fuck you? dont fuck with me

and shut the fuck up when you talk to me

yes your my opp there is no doubt

i know when you diss me its just for clout

i heard you said come fight me come on

when i finish with you youre gonna be cummed on

yeah thats right your gonna be my target

and when that beat drops imma make you reta****

motherfucking ass motherfucking asshole

dont you worry imma close your hole

if this is a game then you have lost

if there is a gain then im on top

thats what happens to all my opps

they a bunch of motherfucking assholes

i know when you see me you piss your pants

and you get diahhorrea taths fact

Johny sack - ball sack - big balls

Johny cakes - "caked up" - big ass

Uncle june - June month - hot and spicy

Leotardo - Leo (lion) and tard - brave but stupid

sent bro a email asking to meet face to face to settle things like real man to man BUT HE AINT NOT RESPOND

COWARD

I don't watch the movie fuck that just watched the only cool as bits where he goes ballistic on the their sorry dirty asses fr bro a legend he dunked on those pos motherfuckers and made them his lil bitches that's why he's the goat THE GOAT

We can go gyatt to gyatt

Fuck that wet can go RIZZ for RIZZ

90 dollar for the fornite card

Double up with fanok tax

I got the aura the sigma the sigma and

-if harpo wants to come to the funeral I'll pay for him

-he's a street person now

-I'm sorry, I didn't know that

??????

So basically Tony was all lovy dovy best friends foreva with a fucking literal fbi agent and every body was so fucking cool about it?

Like even if he was not really a rat, the crew surely must question his leadership and his relationship with the agent. Believe me, if I was with the crew I would conspire with the others to do something about it coz this shit can't fucking slide! and yes all options are on the fucking table if you know what I mean

Prolly walts most badass moment

The delivery, the voice, the aura

When he said to gus I WILL BE YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER

Like in my life I mindfuck everyone like you wouldn't believe it's frigging ace

For me he's the motherfujing goat much better than that cocksucker tony and that fanyook sil and that stuntad polly

It took the three of them to whack the goat pussy like motherfucking cowards

If it was a fair fight pussy would fuck them

Some people say... Personally I don't agree, but I can understand why they say that, that cocktails are not manly. And I get that because yeah it's literally tail of a COCK. You want me to drink that shit???

Like imagine someone coming to you handling you a drink like here try this. What this? Cock what's in it? jizz. Oh nice

Speaking of cocktails, the other day I... This is 100% true, I swear. I was at a bar and I wanted to order the sex on the beach cocktail. You know it? But I felt it's rude to say the name in front of the hot waitress so I said I wanna some holding hands on the beach. She was like come on , you can say the real name, I'm a big girl

So I was like ok in that case I want...

RIMJOB BUKKAKE IN THE ASS ON THE BEACH WITH JIZZ