Holy shit is this comeback of the century

I just thinked about the best comeback and prank of all time im gonna watch 🌽 in class full volume and when the teacher say anything imma just nut on him

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 10 days ago

Why didn't tony wack casumano

The neighbour guy. He MOCKED HIM AND HUMILATED HIM IN FRONT OF CIVILIANS AND TONY SHOULDA SENT A MESSAGE THAT IF YOU FUCK WITH TINY SOPRANO YOU WILL BE FUCKED PRO BONO

if I was tony and this guy pulled that bullshit with me he woulda pray he was never born

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 11 days ago

How would you react if I was your coworker and suddenly I stood up and screamed then started running around shouting I WILL FUCK YOU I WILL FUCK YOU UUUUPPPP to no one in particular?

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago

ADDICTED TO THE QOUTE AND IT MATE PPL RESPECT ME

I got addicted to one tony quote and got to know it by heart and now every time someone complains to me about something I just say like tony:

ALL DUE RESPECT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE THE MOTHERFUCKIN FUCKING NUMBAH ONE EVERY LITTLE DECISION EFFECTS EVERY LITTLE FACET AND IN THE END YOU STAY ALONE WITH IT ALL

every time I say this the person in front of me backs off and knows that I'm one to be respected, not fucked with

THAT'S WHY TONY IS MY HOMIE AND THE GOAT

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago
▲ 224 r/murakami

Imagine someone randomly picking Kafka on the Shore off a shelf, flicking through it and then landing on this page and reading this without any context

u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago

I wrote a freestyle inspired by dg 💪 which instrument would go fire with this shit

year of snitch

year of the bitch

year of the motherfucknig asshole bitch

wanna fuck you? dont fuck with me

and shut the fuck up when you talk to me

yes your my opp there is no doubt

i know when you diss me its just for clout

i heard you said come fight me come on

when i finish with you youre gonna be cummed on

yeah thats right your gonna be my target

and when that beat drops imma make you reta****

motherfucking ass motherfucking asshole

dont you worry imma close your hole

if this is a game then you have lost

if there is a gain then im on top

thats what happens to all my opps

they a bunch of motherfucking assholes

i know when you see me you piss your pants

and you get diahhorrea taths fact

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago

Some character names induendos represent the person

Johny sack - ball sack - big balls

Johny cakes - "caked up" - big ass

Uncle june - June month - hot and spicy

Leotardo - Leo (lion) and tard - brave but stupid

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/Limmy

WHY HE DONT THE FUCK RESPOND

sent bro a email asking to meet face to face to settle things like real man to man BUT HE AINT NOT RESPOND

COWARD

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago

Bro a legend

I don't watch the movie fuck that just watched the only cool as bits where he goes ballistic on the their sorry dirty asses fr bro a legend he dunked on those pos motherfuckers and made them his lil bitches that's why he's the goat THE GOAT

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago
▲ 0 r/Limmy

Did he ever do his own version of we can go gyatt to gyatt ?

We can go gyatt to gyatt

Fuck that wet can go RIZZ for RIZZ

90 dollar for the fornite card

Double up with fanok tax

I got the aura the sigma the sigma and

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u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 2 months ago
▲ 12 r/cork

Does anyone know if there's any access by foot to this abandoned house(?) which according to the map is in Vernon Mount Valley Park? I tried following Google maps but got to a dead end. The picture here is from Carroll's Bog.

u/WIZZZARDOFFREESTYLE — 3 months ago