u/Which-Piccolo-186

Sangheili 21M here, I just got back from reading "of swords and hearts" by Daha 'Chagram, and I gotta say, i compared it to dark romance and it's 50, 100, no, 10,000 times better than any of that stupid [REDACTED BY ONI DUE TO FEMINIST PRESSURE] slop called "DaRk RoMaNcE". It perfectly blends steamy action (complete with actual images of nudity and sex) with meaningful romance. It starts with a female sangheili disguising herself as a swordsman to avenge her uncle who raised her (who was unfortunately 360 noscoped by a sapien sunrise terrorist from 900 meters away), getting in the swords of sanghelios to strike a banished supply depot, and meeting her future lover after interrogating him (he is a Banished POW if you dont know). He had abandoned the warrior culture because his uncle abandoned him on a doorstep of a female who raised him in a basement until he was old enough, then a brute purchased him and he was welcomed into the banished. at first neither of them even knew each other and weren't attracted, but she revealed the truth and they warmed up to each other. at one point he accidentally walked in on her completely naked in the shower, and instead of being mortified she invites him in and they make love. Whats different from most romance novels is how since it's their first time it's not perfect and they are both unsatisfied. Over time they get to earth while looking for the man who murdered her uncle, and the best part for spicy content is when they're at the beach and she wears a bikini, then gets some alone time with him and takes it off, then they have sex. even better, there's an image depicting it, her nude breasts and her riding him. It also puts the discussion of whether female Sangheili have breasts to end with a “yes”. The story is amazing, but i don't wanna spoil any more of it. The last thing i have to say about it is that there's such quality to the writing and both meaningful and good romance and perfect character development and plot.

oh my god john deathshead has infiltrated the imperium and become an autogun maker

credits: mothfuzz145

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